Flop on me

This is about to be me for at least 10 hours

Saw a fox and some kits and immediately after that a very large raccoon, hell yeah

I'M ENTERING THE SPEED DIMENSION

Vgk wyd ouaghhhhhh

Why didnt I take tonight off too lol regretting this rn aaaaaaaa

Seeing BWJ in a Dallas Stars jersey is certainly disappointing

Didn't get the full haul I expected but did bring a lot of the vape catridges back with live resin which should last me like a month probably lol aaaaaaaaaa

Back with my dog, the greatest joy

Overall the amtrak was cool but they gotta make the seats comfier ouaghhhhh my spine plus being on time would bs cool too

I am somehow still on this train what the fuck aaaaaaaa

Awoooooo one stop left til im back in Kansas City

Aaaaaa snooze time on this train, I am a tired ass opossum !!

FINALLY AAAAAAAAAA goodbye colorado, until next time :(

Thank you to my favorite tiger for putting up with me this week aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Train was supposed to be here almost 45 min ago, is still about an hour away, and im the only one here lol I think I'll be the only one this train is stopping for here aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kdkdjfjfjfkfkfjfjjckfcjkx

Trinidad has been thoroughly opossum'd

Aaaaaaaa train delayed by an hour already

This shit is going by so fast why the fuck was this the fastest week of the year so far this is bullshit

Skunks are cool

Look at this cunty fish

I think they meant "beer"

Mmmmmm our room is directly above the taproom where some of the worst karaoke is taking place rn lol aaaaaaaaaa

Leave it to my dunkass to fuck up reserving the hotel room aaaaaaaaaaaaa anyways there goes a lot of the money I had for sneaking the weeds back, whoops

Its AAAAAAAAAAAAAAlorado auto recovery now

Fucking @lochpossum.bsky.social had never had waffle house and I didnt realize this til right after we left or I woulda been screaming more

All these blunts I've rolled out here are lasting like 30 minutes each aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!!

Got to see @mikanweaver.bsky.social and her cool dog today!!!! Her dog did not think I was very cool though, damn

Haha squeaky

I died

ROCKIES GOT DESTROYED BUT THE TRUTH WAS REVEALED

ROCKIES GOT DESTROYED BUT THE TRUTH WAS REVEALED

SUCCESSFUL INFILTRATION I AM ABOHT TO CATCH THE SHOHEI OHTANI DRUG MONEY GRAND SLAM BASEBALL

BIG DADDY DREAMS ACHIEVED i am having a Good Times™️

Happy birthday to weed

This train is running parallel to the road I was driving 125mph on 5 years ago and it is not going as fast as I was

I cannot sleep at all on this aaaaaaaaaa

FUCK UTAH

I've ridden on rail transit ala subways and streetcar and light rails and stuff but for this to be the first commuter train I got a ticket for and not a just freiht train that ive just hopped on is weird aaaaaaaa

BOARDED

SOON

Okay time to go catch a train

This is a warning to all of colorado

Me all day today:

I saw this last night riding the bike home and started screaming because this is like some sort of stupid ass shitpost I make on here that came to real life lol aaaaaaaaaa

It's his birthday you have to give him $1000000

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa work officially over with now I gotta ride home and pack aaaaaaaaa

Happy Halloween!!!!!