Post office clerk lady was like "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is proof I need to get back more i to the art game i guess

Getting on the train in less than 60 hours for colorado and I have packed absolutely nothing!!!!

I bet you somebody was blazing it up 420 hotboxing in the bathroom on that little moon spaceship thing and that's why it malfunctioned, hashtag spaceblunts

Quick ride to think about nothing but I accidentally went 20 miles whoops

ASS

Slurp slurp

The haters "nothing you tweet is real" Reality:

Absolutely insane turn of events, deposit notification confirmed, wow

*runs full speed directly into a wall*

FEARS REALIZED HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING CLOWN ASS SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

Im so excited for this Dodgers Rockies game im gonna be at next monday, I dont have to give any fucks, I will heckle the fuck out of all bad players and cheer for the good plays for both teams, NOTHING MATTERS

PASQUATCH DONG YAY

CHOMP

Now the bullpen gets to save the game hahahahahahahahahahhaha FEAR

SALVYDONG!!!!!!

Do it stink?

This is what 99% of the internet is about to look like with all this "ID age verification" bullshit theyre trying to pass thru the government btw

When this site is inevitably destroyed by the Alternative Incompetence please do not forget my Ko-fi page lol idk what else to do at this point

Donged on by the Dingler, God damn it Royals

I think I need to hold up a "IPPEI DIDNT DO IT" sign at this Dodgers game on Monday every time Ohtani is at bat

"You might have heard the story of the guy who was chained up and had his insides eaten by an eagle everyday" - Kansas City Royals Baseball radio broadcast, 2026

!!!!!!!! I said I'd mail art out today but im being slow and dumb and instead im making too many opossum stickers to throw into these envelopes aaaaaa it looks like I will have a shot to hit up the post office in the morning before all the rain bullshit rolls through SO YOUR ART WILL GO TOMORROW !!

The other night when Akari and I were at the park and taking those pics, I climbed up a tree I hadn't since I was a kid and I was like "this seems like its at much more of an angle than it used to be" and I just rode thru the park and saw that same tree has now mostly split and fell over lol aaaaaaa

Ah yes, forbidden!

I get my BIG DADDY next week holy shit I am hyped I am screaming I am crying

I need a BIG DADDY in my life so badly right now

I dont believe that Mike has "got this" actually

When your just kind of chilling and slouching around naked and you grab your drink and the cold cold condensation drips directly onto your balls and you shriek, couldn't be me

Can I come over and do this?

I dont know why im not growing my own weed again at this point aaaaaaaaa

Minnesota leading the central division right now

There are only FIVE (5) pieces left out of the bat h I uploaded yesterday, what the fuck, you all are way too nice aaaaaaaaaaaaa also the 5 pieces are all different animals lol OPOSSUM, RAT, MARTEN, BADGER, RACCOON AAAAAAAAAAA

SPICY NUGS

Royals score more than 2 runs challenge: impossible

"KC you didnt secretly save a batch of dehydrated super hot peppers from your last growing season to scientifically age to a peak dried deliciousness that you will turn into a psychotically hot spice for this grilling season, did you????" HAHAHAHAHAHA WAIT

Hey yo mad props to my "normal" seemingly not furry homies that always help bump my art sales and stuff, I know your audience is probably going 'why the hell would they do this" but much like myself you simply do not care, hooray

HEY YO I got some art up on my ko-fi now for sale finally aaaaaaaaaaaajdjdjfjfjfjfjjf please check it out that would be cool and neat and if you buy some that would be even cooler and neater, wow ko-fi.com/kcopossum/shop

Had some stupid bitch tell me "YOU SHOULDNT BE GOING SO FAST" as she was passing me while I was going 28mph in a 25mph , humanity needs to he erased

"NAME A CREATURE THAT WAKES UP AFTER THE SUN GOES DOWN" OPOSSUM OPOSSUM OPOSSUM OPOSSUM OPOSSUM OPOSSUM to be continued...

I miss the days back on that now hell site tweeter where I would just fire off insane shit to the golden knights and they would just reply and go with it for like the first 1.5 seasons and then I assume someone "up top" realized the shit whoever was running the social media was replying too lol aaaa

If you're thinking "this doesn't seem like a lot of art" that's because half of it that was up has been bought already by ridiculously sexy and good looking people so you gotta be sneaky!! You gotta be quick!!

2026 PRINGLE CAN CONSUMPTION UPDATE: 209 CANS

I love critters man im so happy I can just look out the window and see some sort of other thing that has no idea what is going on or where it is at

Look at this little itty bitty tiny lizard man, lizard man, ooooooo

I apparently went to the dispensary during some kinda happy hour shit because I have a fat preroll in here that they tacked on for 1 cent, I dont usually fuck with the prerolled things but this ain't bad aaaaaaaaa

Snagged some pretty fuckers to plant when I get back from my trip next weekend awoooooooo

Aaaaaaaaaaa trying to race against the rain to get shit done before it starts, then im gonna package up as much art to send out tomorrow that I can aaaaaaaaaaa

TUNA SALAD FEVER DREAM