Haha stinky

Me looking up towards a nonexistent god and asking why but really just actually hoping some sort of giant asteroid space rock thing comes colliding directly into me:

HOW DO I OPT OUT OF EVERYTHING

Still....

Uh oh

I wish you knew me like I know you

Northern lights pizza

WAH

The northern lights ate my baby

Can I come over and do this???

HOT TIGER GIRLFRIEND

QUIERES???

100 BURGERS

Ah shit ah fuck i just know I will be SAD this exact moment next month because I will be on a train that is leaving colorado and my hot tiger girlfriend hnnnggggggg

I skipped the burger thing and just drank at work and played what would be the 15th best recorded score ever through 31 stages of GALAGA if I actually gave a shit

Aaaaaaaaaa had to open after closing last night, very tired, but its a short shift and coworker that works at another joint nearby has promised me FREE BORGER so at least I got that to look forward to

Mood:

Hmmmm......roulette time

Well pffffff

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NEVERMIND ACTUALLY, DAMN IT

Ah fuck

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im so fucking excited to be back in colorado next month and for my girlfriend to SQUISH ME

Mood:

THIS EXACT TIME but next month I will be on this train in the middle of nowhere on the way to HOT TIGER GIRLFRIEND

Opossums love it every time

Hooray the immediate worry of the hamster car exploding has been resolved but there is still a lot of other shit on it i gotta get fixed aaaaaaa

ONE MONTH

Ouaghhhhhh she got me

I do be wagging

Everyday im possuming

The tail is ON

Snakes

"Undocumented" might be the stupidest word humanity has ever come up with. Who gives a fuck about documents??? Shut the fuck up you loser

I think instead of waiting for the perpetually delayed Grand Theft Auto game you should just play GALAGA thank you for coming to my ted talk

SWEATY

POUCH GANG

Nothing nowhere not at any time

What about you?

If I was driving the titanic and that iceberg got in the way I would have just launched over it

Turned on the TV and every single commercial used the phrase "BLACK FRIDAY STARTS NOW!!!!"

They went "oh you're here early today" lol The Thursday special is sort of meh so BREAKFAST BURRITO TODAY INSTEAD

Do this to me:

DOG WITH EXPLODING EYES

Okay time to go into this hole again

Gonna go be in the woods and do full moon stuff brb

I like that they made the REAL ID mandatory to fly the same year they're gonna completely fuck up air travel, hooray past me for choosing the train before everybody else starts booking amtrak all to shit since flying will be even more difficult

ONCE AGAIN lol aaaaaaaaaa the lady is too nice, I want to make them a thank you card or something hahaha

Hey yo I need it to be 50° FAHRENHEIT degrees forever so I can just cycle around endlessly to places such as the weed dispensary, and the brewery, the most important places

What ive been doing all day: