i'll dig you later 🪦

old hunters never die; they just stay loaded 🦌

that's a pretty stupid idea, john 📈

Do Not Expect Too Much From the End of the World (2023)

luscious 💋

warning: optician with an attitude 👓

stress is my life...so take your relaxed attitude somewhere else🧯

i ❤️ snooker

for carl 🖥️

monday ⚠️

the tea of love 🩷

kids these days don’t know this, but mugs were the original office memes. and sometimes they were way too specific

read, reason & reflect ⚕️

jesus is fawn'd of me 🦌

i like cats more than people 🐈‍⬛

canadians beware 🍺

love like a dog 🐩

brown baggin' it 🐾

so i'm different 🦓

too cool for words 🌼

i'm rich, i'm wealthy, i'm comfortably well-off 💵

morning after clown 🫗

happy new bear 🎉

you keep the corks poppin' 🍾

before the party 💄

life is like a wine glass: to be filled to the brim & enjoyed with friends 🍷

i think i'm allergic to morning ⏰

seasonal penguins 🍬

frosty the snowman is a big flake ⛄

i've got the hots for you ❤️‍🔥

mr. new dad 🍼

tokyo grain exchange 💹

orange 🍊

today i'm feeling 🟠

i've been there 🎈

flower highball 🌹

good morning sunshine ☀️

my friends visited florida and all i got was this lousy mug 🐬

papa, mama 🎀

reel cool grandpa 🎣

firemen are always in heat 🪓

happiness is a warm note 🎵

kahlua ❤️ secretaries

nutcracker 🌰

wishing you the merriest 🐌

santa kittens 🐈‍⬛

meowy christmas 🧶

i told santa you've been good all year...but he wasn't interested in your sex life ❣️

tommy 🎅🏻

'twas the knot before christmas 🎄