it’s so fucking funny that they renamed the Department of Defense the Department of War and are now pretending they’re not at war bsky.app/profile/kenk...

i suspect i have watched this video at least 50 times www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yo2...

As the laid off Middle East News Editor, I concur. Management eliminated the positions of every single staff correspondent and bureau chief in the Middle East.

looking incredible as always

Sorry your loved one was killed by a squirter.

annnnd I just remembered that Jayden signed up for it immediately after an injury filled, brutal season 🫠

🎥 Poltergeist III {1988}

found the silver lining

I had forgotten how The Simpsons put the extra effort in to flip this joke. Rather than just satirizing US nationalist parochialism, Homer is (momentarily) an expert on Iranian politics.

Senator Mullin that guy died in 1989

god forbid i get a highly communicable disease i'm sprinting to joe's seafood & prime steak and coughing as much as i can on the raw bar

Tales from the SCIF

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

almost got offered a cabinet position

he’s still on a high from the SOTU

Happy 14th Anniversary to one of the greatest moments in sports history

money well spent.

I love that their message has gone from "we will reduce grocery prices DAY 1!!!" to "Have you tried eating dog shit? It's pretty cheap and dog shit has nutrients in it"

Happy 14th Anniversary to one of the greatest moments in sports history

looks like she’s built backwards

lmfao bsky.app/profile/yash...

the Full Carano bsky.app/profile/blac...

The Athletic is hiring Barry Svrluga, Adam Kilgore, Candace Buckner, Ava Wallace, Spencer Nusbaum and Jason Murray www.nytco.com/press/the-at...

I’m not watching tonight for my own sanity. Also, nobody offline in my personal life ever mentions Twitter, Threads or Bluesky. Friends, family, colleagues.. none of them. I don’t even hear people in passing talking about them. It’s all unhealthy, but I do enjoy being on here most of the time.

Little Caesar's Spaghetti Bucket (1993-circa 1994): A plastic bucket containing breadsticks, pasta, and sauce, available in sizes little, medium, or "Big! Big!"

Patriot Hive

Looks like when they would show the Muppets riding bikes

still thinking about this

lol

A guy tried to walk into the president's house with a gun today

the concept of partying with the guy who went under oath to say that epstein didn’t do anything wrong

In this 2024 interview, Jack Hughes, who just scored the game-winning goal for the US Olympic hockey team, explains why it was important for him to embrace Pride Night when many other NHL players refused to do so.

Matthew Tkachuk put his medal on him. So many MAGA athletes support all the obviously terrible shit going on and they don’t care.

When the big breaking news finally comes, before they even have the chance to lower the flags to half-mast, the entire world will be like...

always assume pro athletes are maga until they show you otherwise