I’ve been drunk but never “call the breaching team” drunk

The Lerner’s should be run out of town

heading to the game

the lore around Tom Wilson vs. NY Rangers now including "deployment of facial recognition surveillance state technology because Rangers fans are pissed at Dolan for firing his entire front office" might be the funniest twist yet I am wheezing www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...

TMZ setting up in DC to follow politicians around is FINALLY the appropriate lowbrow "news" coverage this administration has merited all along.

Exactly one year ago today:

JD Vance/Turning Point USA event in Athens, Georgia

lol Go Dawgs

he likes swimmers that win

love how i can tell that the jackass didn't change channels after The Masters ended, cause guess what TV program ran a piece on the Pope...

always been

they are so broken.

it’s in his blood.

unfortunate jersey number

form a line to fight the Lerner Group

Related: we need investments in the pro-democracy media at roughly two orders of magnitude than what we're getting right now. Part of why we got here is because the non-profit industrial complex has deliberately and systematically starved independent media, while propagandists have unlimited cash

BUDAPEST, Hungary (AP) — Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán concedes defeat after 'painful' election result, ending 16 years in power.

wow he’s taking about us being on Bluesky @elysebee.bsky.social

nothing like a post-game cream pie

Bryce has selected a new fake doctor to recycle his blood

Republicans:

It’s not nearly the most important thing, but if not for *him* this would have been a moment of universal and international triumph and solidarity. The World Cup. The Sesquicentennial. The Olympics (this year and in 2028). Everything he touches turns to shit and overshadows… everything.

just following onto this — trump picked up the phone from an *msnbc* reporter *in the middle of a war meeting* but sent jd to voicemail twice 😂

"To put it bluntly, an X post today receives less than 3% of the views a single tweet delivered seven years ago." If you think it is necessary to be on Twitter to communicate your fact-based worldview, the reality is that worldview is being smothered.

dismounting the toilet like

this was a bad idea from people that are unbelievably high off their own supply