an angular momentum demo for the ages #physics

the year is 22,026. the sand (sidewalk) of Arrakis (Bushwick) scorches my feet through my stillsuit (ironic crocs). The spice (SSRIs) slows my gait but sharpens my sight (will to live). My quest: upon reaching the sietch, (coffee shop) I must use the (gay) voice to obtain the water of life (matcha)

I had fun writing this piece for the summer issue of @orionmagazine.bsky.social about Moby-Dick, Star Trek, and #scicomm! ‘Viewers are forced to reckon with the possibility, vocalized by Spock, that “only human arrogance would assume [an alien] signal must be meant for mankind.”‘ 🐳🐋🧪

whoa 🤯

okay i was really curious about this because i was like “obviously radio waves aren’t dangerous the way higher-energy radiation is dangerous” but! apparently exposure to radio radiation at these distances CAN have thermal effects akin to being inside a microwave oven 🤯

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wedding’s gonna have great reception

new hole just dropped!!!

another tuesday in ann arbor

at least the last time in the universe it was this hot out water hadn’t coalesced out of the atom soup yet 💀

officially in “my book comes out NEXT MONTH” territory 🤯🤯🤯

shout-out to congressional medicaid budget cuts, the reason my health insurance just went from $0/month to $465/month 🥰 good thing I’m so employed right now ❤️

moving boxes presenting me with an average cross-section of things i own today

I Am No Longer Demanding Avi Loeb’s Job, You Fascists

a grifting match made in heaven

Martian mudstones contain complex carbon, new #ScienceAdvances research finds, building on last year’s discovery of potential biosignatures at the same site. https://scim.ag/4vrB6fb

perfect worlds exist

thing good? thing bad? my brother in christ what color is a chess board

MY LONGEST YEAH BOIIII EVER

disclosure day had it right. there should be a device that kills you if you have bad vibes

bro these woods are lovely. would be cool if they were dark and deep too haha

in the southwest today. thinking about doing something with turquoise.

finally there’s an ħ on my keyboard so i don’t have to include a factor of 2pi when i text about quantum mechanics

this week in bushwick i tried to order a cream italian soda and the barista looked at me like i’d called them a slur and almost refused to make it

bar at the denver airport has a big neon sign that says IT’S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO FLY THE PLANE and you know what, denver airport? you’re right. i don’t.

dumb app idea: geoguesser but it’s nebulae, star clusters, and random patches of the milky way

“You can be walking around temporarily sterile, and in that sense, a different creature from someone who is fertile.” Just follow the logic on that one. Fertility issues? You’re what, inhuman? Choose not to reproduce? Monstrous! Don’t have sex that can result in pregnancy? Don’t even bother.

right-wing grifters like louise perry love to capitalize on the things feminism has afforded them like a college education so they can proclaim, loud and stupid, that women don’t deserve fundamental rights

handed out all 200 business cards I made ~2 years ago so time for new ones 😎

sorry to my friends but i am genuinely having the time of my life working on my new book

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“mom said we have to share the heated desk bed :(“

hasan piker campaigns for claire valdez in bushwick! next: ms. rachel campaigns for free puppies and candy at elementary school

trying to get some work done outside in bushwick and there’s fucking hasan piker

This is such a bummer.

Quotes from 1810

guy next to me at this coffee shop started a business presentation with “hi bitches!” before pulling up Spokane, WA on google maps and then asking the room if anyone knew what time it was in san diego

guards! fourier transform that man!

oh!

please let me review your book i’m normal and i write good and normal book reviews

me: do you think we’ll make it off the Earth? will our last farewell to a dying sun be broadcast from the bridge of a starship? or scratched, feverish, into the walls of a broiling cave? them: we meant if you had any questions about the job

the return of summer 🌞

them: how many krill are in the ocean me: hmm. i mean i guess you could estimate it as—well—uh, okay, we could start with— them: a krillion :)

do any of you guys live in ontario and love me a whole lot

i am no longer asking myself if this item brings joy i am asking myself if i would carry this item up to my fourth-floor walk-up

wow another beautiful day in the greatest city on earth

non-binary roommates named Sock, Ray, and Blue

hey guys look at my new shoes