3:00 AM at laguardia: the security line opens in 30 minutes and is 500 ft long

bringing five ounces of glass in my luggage and getting into an argument with TSA about whether it violates the liquid policy or not

they call it transit spectroscopy because they trans it the planet gay in the spectrum 🏳️‍⚧️

cosplaying as an unfulfilled overpaid tech bro by having a $17 slop bowl for lunch in midtown

subway ads for AI services are going to be the “you’re in the mid-20’s” shorthand of TV/movies much like “guy with a boombox on his shoulder” is shorthand for the late 80’s

it’s my favorite day of astronomy!

guy who brings a big speaker onto the subway and spins around on the rails kind of phoning it in today

moving to bushwick having already accumulated several layers of spiritual grime from prior dirtbag locales such as tallahassee florida, south bend indiana, and tacoma washington

laying in bed giggling kicking my feet in the air writing with a sparkly pink gel pen thinking about writing a second nonfic book

Pre-orders help a *lot*, so if this tyrannosaur tale is one you know you’ll read please consider ordering your copy early.

booth for the world’s first roblox based fashion magazine at the book swap at the lesbian sports bar

so this is kind of wild ?? for a fall release ??

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ok you know how like there’s dog years. like at 3 a dog is 21 so it can order a drink. what’s that conversion for stars. how old do you think a star has to be to order a drink at the bar.

average day in long island city

woke up to a lovely review of THE IRON GARDEN SUTRA by @alexyquest.bsky.social in @strangehorizons.bsky.social!

there’s no place where the veil between tumblr and reality is thinner than in bushwick

there’s probably some wicked cool fossils under the ocean floor

nothing brings the denizens of the L train together like rubbernecking a fight on the opposite platform

Ooh, cool! Pre-ordered ✔️

This was in today's mail! Very excited to take a peek!

my spring break flight out of laguardia leaves at 7 AM so im going to try to arrive in 200 BCE

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having a full hysterectomy whips so much ass. i can’t get pregnant AND i have no period AND i can fearlessly wear white pants AND i don’t spend any money on period products. really my only complaint is that they can’t replace your uterus with something cool like a GPU or mini fridge.

i got to see @spacewhalerider.com in person for the first time today but unfortunately our combined aura is so powerful it could not be captured on physical media, much like a camera sent into chernobyl

taken with my Fujifilm FinePix F50 SE

hand-written speech notes hell yeah man

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empty sushi restaurant full of waiters listening to the Sad Girl Autumn 10-minute version of All Too Well

❌ where are my keys ❌ most of quantum mechanics ❌ long division ✅ every sound effect from Spyro the Dragon (1998)

this book looks awesome, doesn't it? @theliteratelizard.bsky.social comes out in August

On the TBR it goes

can’t believe it’s finally my turn to do this but: COVER REVEAL!! here is the long-awaited cover for CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS by the incredibly talented Kamille Rodriguez pre-order here: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cloudy-wit...

every day i surrender my dreams to the whims of the church avenue bound G train

my dad mailed me a box of antique cameras today and this one works!

No asteroid impact into the Moon?

medieval saint jessica rabbit for bushwick Purim

got my first film pics back :)

a lesser situationship is called a situationboat

DAN SIMMONS DIED?!

just had a very exciting call with my publicist for STARSHIPS… about to be the most annoying project they’ve ever had because i LOVE publicity

bipolar is short for bisexual polarimetry

Check this shit out:

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

and we're live, folks! THE IRON GARDEN SUTRA is now out everywhere books are sold! if you pre-ordered a copy, you should be receiving it soon (or already have) and if not, it's not too late to purchase the yellowest book in all of history!

- borrowed point and shoot 35 mm camera yesterday - had it checked out, battery replaced - bought a roll of kodak ColorPlus - took a bunch of random pictures - took film to the development place 3 blocks from me (spoiled i know) - excited for my new hyperfixation

ok i’m jumping on the bandwagon

never leaving bushwick

can’t wait to have lived in new york for a full year so i too can start complaining about transplants