HER NAME IS RIO AND SHE DANCES ON THE SAND

The Nobody movies are so much better than they have to be. We’re watching the second one and yes they’re formulaic but the casting, art direction, fight choreography, stunts and cinematography are perfection. Straight to streaming but better than last decade of big budget action franchises.

Yeah it’s been 24 hours and I’m still fully obsessed w/ this. I wish I wasn’t!! But they said what they said and I know it was a lie and I’m the person the lie affects. It was a choice they made specifically for *me*. For no benefit to them and to my detriment. The pettiness is what’s fucked me up

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

It’s ADD or age but hypocrisy/unfairness gets under my skin like a fucking parasite and I can’t. let. it. GO. I’m v close to blowing up my life over something completely trivial b/c I know I’ve been lied to intentionally. It’s all I can think about. It’s stupid and it’s killing me for NO REASON.

To everyone who doesn't want to see the face of the US president, we have a labeler now! bsky.app/profile/face...

This adorable lil house finch has been flapping and tapping at my new office window all morning (because he wants to be my friend) 😍

What the hell it’s weekly and only one episode is out?!!! Fuck! But in the first ep you get to hear Sabretooth solemnly intone “male hygienic products” while explaining sponsorships so that’s amazing.

There’s a docuseries about pro bowlers narrated by Liev Schrieber in full NHL 24/7 mode and that’s my Sunday afternoon sorted.

Fucking hell, these are the ones we have at home 😱

No but really have you tried sipping a g&t from a chair in front of an aquarium and listening to music while you watch lil guys live their lil lives? Fucking amazing. Ten out ten, give this a whirl for mental health.

Back at the fish store because I need gravel for my plant pots! None to be found at the dollar store or the big box hardware store ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Started the day with tank maintenance, then errands at the fish store and plant store (bought plants at BOTH). I brought my office plants home and now I’m moving my babies around and making a few more succulent pots with cuttings. This year I’ve gotten REALLY into nurturing smol things 🦐🐌🌱🪴🌵

GDI it’s already mosquitoes in the car season.

The thing about heading into menopause is knowing that if this shit happened to men it would be studied and peer reviewed and funded and the whole nine.

Here’s the free pattern if anyone wants to make one drive.google.com/file/d/11w5k...

Looked over and saw a shrimp riding Snaniel Riccardo. Live your best life lil buddy. Yee-haw 🤠 🦐

Who wants to give me a job making the same money I make now but with less stress? Just let me know. I’ll wait right here.

I don’t know why but today my tailbone is hurting almost as badly as it was right after my fall over a week ago. This is bullshit and if I’d gotten myself a standing desk like I’ve been putting off for years I’d be a lot more productive today.

This is devastating. Check your meters, tell your loved ones to check theirs

Oh god this made me laugh so hard. Watch til the end.

Gel pen kitties 🌈 [ #cuteart #traditionalart #illustration ]

Don’t get me wrong- this is terrible. And he is So Pretty.

I had no idea what the plot was going to be omg what a ride this is. It’s so much mans. Maximum man.

Shouting out "RICKYYYY" watching Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy whenever Tom Hardy appears on screen

It’s giving Starship Troopers but not satire and sweet baby jesus this guy is hot like burning and lovingly filmed.

The new Reacher Guy movie is so bad and so pretty (complimentary)

Venus is done.

Successfully dropped off the bebe and back home, hopefully I can nap a bit.

Up at 3 AM to take smalls to the airport, stuck as all hell because a car is on fire ahead of us and shutting down the freeway. Fuuuuuuuck.

Me: works diligently for three months to solve every single problem that needs to be solved so these people can buy a house The house, 21 hours before closing: is on fire

Baseball is coming and I think I’m going to be a Pittsburgh Pirates fan now? I hate the local team and I adore the city of Pittsburgh AND I’m used to disappointment b/c I’m a Dallas Stars fan. Smalls: Oh no they’re terrible let me ask my roommate she’ll tell you Roommate: affirms my life choices👍

Also just throwing this into the ether to see what happens: if anyone has a connection for a sublet, or swap with new orleans, on the gulf coast, hmu. I, uh, need to be closer to water for a minute. For my agonies. Dates flexible.

Now besides my gas tank nearly empty, my bank account is overdrafted by $42. If you can help, please, I would really appreciate it. V3nmo/p@ypal - SeamusMoray

Did we all know that the second season of Deadloch drops this month??

Just busted my ass spectacularly on a wet floor. Managed not to hit my head but landed flat on my ass and oh man this will cripple me tomorrow. Ouch all over.

I'm still hoping for some gasses money. I'm closer to E than the last quarter mark, and the cost of gas has gone up.

Smalls came home! We’re gonna hang out today and I’m so excited. Heads up to our longtime friends: Smalls is using feminine pronouns again so my posts may be confusing (it’s just as confusing irl ) [ofc I use my kids preferred pronouns but she says “I don’t care, whatever works for you”)

Happy with this weekend's pattern progress. Now to make more! 🧶

The Sugar Land, TX Goodwill continues to surprise me.

'Shoresy' is one of the best shows airing right now, an emotionally satisfying, uplifting, and singular merging of sports drama and comedy. buff.ly/9vtS8Ax

At the local church for fish fry Friday and an older gentleman is playing guitar and singing for the crowd. His arrangements? Phrasing? Whatever the musical term is for the timing of singing the words over the music? Is….awful. He’s playing the music but the words aren’t in the right place over it?

this toy is one of the reasons why Gen X and Millennials are ready to snap at a moments notice, lol

Rep. Moskowitz can be seen wearing a "JUSTICE FOR CRICKET" pin as he questions Kristi Noem

Does he have to dress like a chef all the time everywhere he goes, like the Mandalorian of gastronomy

It turns out the Internet is working correctly….. in the office space that we haven’t moved into yet. I’m headed home so I can start getting caught up on the three hours of work i’ve already missed today

Bosses are out for an event and the internet is down at my office. No phones, no web access to anything. Boss is our IT guy and he assures me the internet is connected and just fine, he can see it remotely.