Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.

The noise level in this restaurant has overwhelmed my brain to the point that all I hear is almost like what you hear when the teacher is speaking in Peanuts cartoons. Just random ~noise~ that my brain can’t decipher words out of. With music on top that I can’t parse any of the words to.

I bent down to kiss Korra’s head at the same moment she looked up to say Mowww and I got to TASTE her toxic cat breath. I’m gonna die now, it’s been fun knowing y’all, dress crazy for my funeral please.

New plant bonus #2: a teeny tiny clear shrimp! (Very hard to photograph)

Internet says brown planeria and they’re only bad for shrimp, the ONE creature I’ve designed this tank to host 😱🤬 I’m so mad!!

Aquarium friends!! I bought some plants from a fish store and when I pulled it out of the cup these little worm-ish things were swimming in the water. Does anybody know what they are or if they’re going to be bad for my aquarium?! #fishsky #nanoaquarium #aquarium

Well that’s a new way to spell kellie

People today have no idea how dangerous New York City was in the 1970s.

Hanging dong eight minutes into episode one; Rivals is amazing

OMG NEW SEASON OF RIVALS ‼️ That’s my weekend sorted 😍

But they were all of them deceived, for another leche was made...

Please remember I’ve loved the Pirates for upwards of one month now and this is proof I make great decisions.

No but really *how* bad would it be if I blew up my life today? Surely it wouldn’t suck forever? And the suck would still be better than the shithole I’m drowning in now?

There’s nothing like coming to work, checking the calendar, and seeing that every other employee with your job title is at a client event you weren’t told about or invited to. That’s amazing leadership and I’ll definitely work super hard covering for you while you’re all gone.

Happy 100 pages to my webcomic baby, Magical Women! Here's a fancy illustration to celebrate. MW is about what happens when the bad guys won the war and now all the magical girls are middle aged. Can fascism be undone by a divorced retail worker? Read every W&F on MagicalWomenComic.com

Happy Mother's Day

Look at all these perfect babies!

Good morning Baltimore! Your aquarium isn’t prepared for the amount of “ohmygosh look how pretty you are I love you!” that I’m bringing to your exhibits.

Calm down, Baltimore Comfort Inn & Suites. (Can you imagine how much cocaine has been done in Mr Zappa’s toilet phone bathroom?!)

Everything’s crammed in the storage unit and we’re headed back to Baltimore (after a quick stop at Sheetz). Tomorrow: the aquarium!

I understand that there are parents here who (unlike us) have a history of Penn State fandom/alumni/etc but every time I see a parent in a full PS branded outfit I feel like they’re larping / wearing the band shirt to the concert 🤣

Ran to Walmart in State College PA and the car parked next to us is from MY TINY TOWN IN TEXAS 🤯😱🤣

Sorry we can’t afford next year’s tuition, I was a little lit at the airport snack shop 😱

Thanks to the bar sports channel I now there there are actual human beings named “Framber” and “Gleyber”. Is the matrix glitching on me?

Ok so the thing with Disney princess actors walking around the park is the princesses are cartoons so any lady in the right costume could be Belle but the Star Wars characters are tied really tightly to the actors so this just looks like the scene in Spaceballs when they capture the stunt doubles

At the airport with plenty of time to kill and no work phone or laptop. Baseball and beer it is!

My favorite thing about sports is trying to find the streaming service they are on

Not the Zapps! 😭😱

FedEx truck in my driveway at work is on FIRE. The number of people standing outside breathing that shit in is astounding

It’s “The Door” singular that took me OUT

Today is my last day at work for the week and my fuck it levels are dangerously high. I’m not taking my laptop with me on my trip either- if they can’t survive 2 days without me then they need to think about my value and what I’m really worth.

getting an ad for a “black pepper olive oil martini” and that’s a salad dressing man, you’re sipping on Ken’s Diet Italian

Just got a call from Smalls to let me know when I drive in Thursday I have to bring dinner b/c the kids are out of meal plan 🤣

Saturday evening tunes. A favourite of mine. Psychic Warfare album by Clutch 2015

Oh no they’re at it AGAIN. “Her nude kitten heels were six-inch-tall weapons” They’re one or the other babe, but they can’t be both.

It's a three book series that was well-reviewed by all book media, was in development for TV, and got no traction whatsoever even though I busted my ass trying. If you like classic PI mysteries but hate misogyny: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/authors/2274...

AC guys are here and I don’t know if it’s a language issue or a “fuck you lady” issue but no amount of “please close the door so the cats don’t get out” is working. I’m now sitting by the door closing it myself every time they come in or go out like my own doorman. I should put on a hat & jacket.

Nazi's were the default bad guy in every movie, comic and video game I grew up with. I can't imagine a scenario where I would ever be like you know, Red Skull is making some good points.

Headache was manageable before I spent an hour in a small room with someone wearing ALL the rose perfume. Now it’s a full-on migraine with nausea and I can’t go home b/c I’m the only person in the office. Took a lamp from the lobby so I can work at my desk with the overhead lights off At least 🤢🫩

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

Mammas, don’t let your babies grow up to work for companies that claim to be families

Dear author of the book I’m reading: she can either be wearing a “tiny pillbox hat” OR she can “peek up from under the sassy brim of her hat”, but not both. Pick a hat, dammit.

I had 6 files close today (12 client appointments) AND my boss was out of town. I was in meetings from 10-5 and my assistant did the work of 19 people, at least. We accomplished miracles and I’m having a night night bourbon the size of my skull.

OKAY! The last 4 weeks have been completely consumed by the mural and other...uh...medical maladies etc. BUT Shirts are restocked! Just in time for gardening season and pride month. Let's go! SquidFacts.net

bring back isobel #pwhl

*Flo Rida voice* Got them cutoff khaki jeans Boots from the bird (from the bird)

I think all of us born between like 1975 and 1985 need a support group for the fact that living through a rolling apocalypse, living with long covid, and starting menopause apparently all have the same symptoms.

Number 3! My bf had #4 and the first time mine rang I didn’t know how to answer it because I’d always seen him flip his open to answer 🤣

Anyway, I’m open to new ideas, Universe. Just putting that out there. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDPq...