Social media! Sometimes you’ve silently wondered about something and amazingly a couple of days later someone answers it THANK YOU

*Cyprus hill voice* In Seine from the bus lane

My sister’s team!! ⚽️ ❤️

I was there!!! 🏉

Stabbings, kidnap threats and arson attacks: how the Iranian regime targets UK journalists

Did Claudia Winkleman come and take this off the wall at breakfast or something

& suddenly everyone who's ever worked in an office knows exactly what it's like to be an astronaut... Koch asks mission control: "It is very cold in the cabin, any chance you can make it warmer, or reduce the cabin fan speed a bit more so the ventilation is not blowing as hard?"

🐺😱 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If you didn't read this amazing piece in december then here's another chance today as the extraordinary Nathan Newby receives the UK's high gallantry honour, the George Medal as.ft.com/r/57d73632-e...

New multi-purpose source quote discovered on front page of today's Sun. Am going to add this to bottom of every single story I write from now on.

All that she wants is another baby. Cannot stand that song.

I am LOVING the jaunty quote from the port "Clearly it fancied swapping the Solent for the Staten Island Ferry. Though next time we'd recommend it considers the Queen Mary 2, which offers the Southampton to New York route with considerably more comfort!" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh come on

‘I am the Am’?! As in the River Am? #TheArchers

I have just seen a driverless car (with a driver) and why do they look so childish and yet so sinister at the same time

Today, the flag of the historic county of Cornwall is being flown in New Palace Yard to mark St Piran’s Day. Cornwall has six constituencies represented in the House of Commons.

I feel they have misunderstood this expression:

once again the 'would you like to avoid Mother's Day' emails are worse than getting Mother's Day emails, you don't skip grief because a clothes shop takes you off one of its mailing lists

Girls *sobbing* at the end of #WutheringHeights - left me cold! The hideous Gormenghast meets Alice in Wonderland aesthetic! Heathcliff/Isabella reinvented as a jolly BDSM game complete with *consent*, with audience giggles at the ‘she’s chained up like a dog’ scene, wtf. Acting good tho…

Lovejoy episode helps antiques dealer identify stolen Napoleon III artefacts

Don’t take his hand!

Sorry, what?

Gen X dying inside at the need to explain Nirvana

Come and work with us! careers.bbc.co.uk/job/Publicis...

ngl I was a bit worried this would just be too bleak for me but it's BRILLIANT and actually quite uplifting www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

How can anyone now watch the men’s ski jumping without wondering ‘oh has this one tried injecting his penis’? Or fail to laugh when the commentator says ‘oh not big enough’

Lunch with the FT: Jeremy Bowen I spoke to the BBC's international editor about Israel, impartiality, and whether Gaddafi farted through interviews: www.ft.com/content/b139...

NEW: BBC World Service faces funding cliff edge in seven weeks, says Tim Davie As trust in Russia and China’s state broadcasters grows, director general warns of the dangers of cutting back the service www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

This is exciting #spring

The ‘hot girls for Zohran’ weren’t, like, literally hot, guys

Does no one else have a sneaking suspicion George has framed Josh with GateGate? I’m not sure he did tbh as I think he wouldn’t risk the cows’ safety but there has to be a tiny bit of doubt about it? Remember PigGate… #TheArchers

Sex and snacks, but no seat at the table: the role of women in Epstein’s sordid men’s club

‘I wondered if I would be a coward or not’: five Ukrainian men on how war has changed them

So I ‘Got Genius’ but have not Got Genius enough to share on BlueSky 🐝

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

Sorry but ‘grinded’ cannot be the past tense of grind

yes the Macron sunglasses are for his burst blood vessel also yes all European leaders should wear the same aviators throughout Davos

I just said the word Substack in a tone of voice which sounded a bit like Love Shack and that's ruined it for me forever now

Was Harriet just a bit fed up? #thetraitors

that (straight) women fancy them?

Surely the real news here is that Harry founded Birmingham

Oh this is proper Roy of the Rovers stuff www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

oh this is really sweet, RIP www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

PSA - if your rear view mirror falls off during a drive of several hundred miles, you can buy a stick-on temp replacement at Halfords! I did not know this this morning. Now (drive completed) I do.

If it’s only a matter of time before you start listening regularly to the Archers (in this its 75th year) then this is a useful primer… www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Eh? I think I’d find this quite stressful…

We have five remote controls here, only one of which works, so I have to walk it between the two rooms with a TV to change channels and that can’t quite be right 📺

Awful lot of fat shaming in #loveactually and not just of lovely Natalie