This is my fault, because I bought my nephew an England shirt (In my defence I did pay more so it arrived before tonight)

YEEEEEEEESSSSS JUDE

this devout stickler for facts - at the cost of communal celebration - makes him a hero in the age of disinformation

BBC reveals record-breaking global audience figures of over half a billion Across BBC News, the BBC World Service and content distributed by BBC Studios, the BBC saw its international audience grow to 502 million people – up 11% year-on-year. More ➡️ bbc.in/3SRrXhB

Involuntarily, I just silently sang ‘get a little extra help…’, a slogan I had no idea lived in my brain

Ladies! Join me in my fun summer game - heatwave or menopause?! 🔥

I’m now having some cognitive trouble with ‘it’s dark outside, but also hot’, I keep forgetting to switch the lights on

Good another Morgan has entered the public discourse #EngGha

2300 is such a dreadful time for a football match to kick off

Woah Morocco 🇲🇦

I hate these t shirts so much

"Five bumbles, you having a laugh, its worth two hogs, most"

awwww lovely

It's the licence fee. Not the license fee. License is either a verb or American. The BBC is British (by definition).

I’m sure this has just been mocked up for BlueSky chatter, it’s perfect

Girls who survived Southport attack meet again: ‘It was like having big sisters’

Endangered emperor penguins are on BBC Radio 4’s Today programme sounding like rave Daleks and someone needs to sample them now

Extraordinary, moving tale of connections and memories brought the fore by the family of this Holocaust survivor, now in Australia, and my colleague whose Berlin home is marked by brass setts in paving memorialising Taube and Lotte.The kind of setts all over EU www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

OMG I cannot believe how appallingly Pip is behaving, it's Ruth who's actually *had* cancer, not her. (And I speak as someone who has been in this situation, I'm not sure I was supportive enough to my own mum tbh) #TheArchers

Called it

It was worth watching just for this

‘This is not his natural habitat’ sorry *what* Graham?

Come on surely nul not nil

I think a jar hollow would reach the ocean floor because it would soon fill up with water, no?

Is this Maltese entry a rather charming song?

It’s not a badge of honour to hate Middlemarch and it’s also the law it’s top of any best novels list so really there’s no need for Discourse

Managed the distribution for Radio Europe. Introduced a subscription.

Social media! Sometimes you’ve silently wondered about something and amazingly a couple of days later someone answers it THANK YOU

*Cyprus hill voice* In Seine from the bus lane

My sister’s team!! ⚽️ ❤️

I was there!!! 🏉

Stabbings, kidnap threats and arson attacks: how the Iranian regime targets UK journalists

Did Claudia Winkleman come and take this off the wall at breakfast or something

& suddenly everyone who's ever worked in an office knows exactly what it's like to be an astronaut... Koch asks mission control: "It is very cold in the cabin, any chance you can make it warmer, or reduce the cabin fan speed a bit more so the ventilation is not blowing as hard?"

🐺😱 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If you didn't read this amazing piece in december then here's another chance today as the extraordinary Nathan Newby receives the UK's high gallantry honour, the George Medal as.ft.com/r/57d73632-e...

New multi-purpose source quote discovered on front page of today's Sun. Am going to add this to bottom of every single story I write from now on.

All that she wants is another baby. Cannot stand that song.

I am LOVING the jaunty quote from the port "Clearly it fancied swapping the Solent for the Staten Island Ferry. Though next time we'd recommend it considers the Queen Mary 2, which offers the Southampton to New York route with considerably more comfort!" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh come on

‘I am the Am’?! As in the River Am? #TheArchers

I have just seen a driverless car (with a driver) and why do they look so childish and yet so sinister at the same time

Today, the flag of the historic county of Cornwall is being flown in New Palace Yard to mark St Piran’s Day. Cornwall has six constituencies represented in the House of Commons.

I feel they have misunderstood this expression:

once again the 'would you like to avoid Mother's Day' emails are worse than getting Mother's Day emails, you don't skip grief because a clothes shop takes you off one of its mailing lists

Girls *sobbing* at the end of #WutheringHeights - left me cold! The hideous Gormenghast meets Alice in Wonderland aesthetic! Heathcliff/Isabella reinvented as a jolly BDSM game complete with *consent*, with audience giggles at the ‘she’s chained up like a dog’ scene, wtf. Acting good tho…

Lovejoy episode helps antiques dealer identify stolen Napoleon III artefacts