Had my soup but without bread cubes, and each time my spoon applied pressure, the soup became thicker. In physics this is known as a non-croutonian fluid.

Convertible halloween/ christmas decorations, ™ ™ ™

My mate Phil Nuttall employs chimps to act as boats that people can ride in. It's an unusual business for sure, but like they say "Nuttall, he rows work-apes."

From the Hamill House to your's: MERRY CHRISTMAS !!! 🎅 🎁 ☃️ 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🤶

Hope your day went as planned @rtorrubia.com , Kendal offers historical sites with sporting facilities

Had my soup but without bread cubes, and each time my spoon applied pressure, the soup became thicker. In physics this is known as a non-croutonian fluid.

My folks have taken on board the "lunch a bit later in the day" (since a traditional Xmas lunch takes longer to prepare) , and "no separate later meal" (since most people have tons of leftovers) parts of Xmas food on board. But then serve a normal sized lunch at 2 pm, we eat less than a normal day.

Also I made this to describe why i enjoy social media

No matter, Muppets will fix my Christmas cheer. So long as Tiny Tim doesn't die.

Every year I worry what to get anyone for Xmas then grindingly cobble together an array of slightly disappointing presents. Is wonder where I get it from but last night mum apologetically told me "We've not got anything for you to open". Not because of other arrangements, just not got anything.

Merry Christmas to all our readers. Everyone else can fu(the rest of this post has been deleted on the grounds of taste)ck off. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q68x...

FRIEND: Where have you been? ME: Oh, didn't I tell you? I joined AA. FRIEND: Ahh, good. Your drinking has been out of control lately. ME: What has my drinking got to do with my Ambiguous Abbreviators club?

Lol at the "Get off Twitter, they made a button to put your pictures into AI" messages aimed at the crowd for whom "Get off Twitter, the owner was throwing Hitler salutes on stage at a political rally" wasn't enough of an incentive.

Ha, I had an oddly similar idea two years ago (inspired by @allwrongthink.bsky.social tweeting "God Rest Ye! Merry Gentlemen"):

I'm genuinely not sure what point she's trying to make with that shirt, but maybe someone should point out it's a feature, not a bug?

More importantly, how many millions did she take with her?

Last Christmas I gave you my art But the very next day You gave it away This year I cut off my ear - Vincent Wham Gogh

"Who is it?" "Some guy called Carol."

T'was the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring So the custard was lumpy.

I'm not turning up to the Bsky party, I don't care if you are.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day Kali ma shakti de

Sunset #Nature #Astronomy #AstroPhotography

Only one more radiology treatment until my Christmas Eve joke. This year can go fuck itself.

Looking for the perfect last minute Christmas gift? Why not sneak my wild, epic fantasy of murdered gods and stolen names under the tree? Guaranteed to see you through the coldest nights. Link in bio. Merry Christmas, sailors ⛵️🌊❄️💀

I've never seen new-build, dilapidated squats before @rtorrubia.com , a housing crisis at every level.

On the first day of Christmas, My true love sent to me…

The definition of Madness is doing the same thing over again, and expecting a sax solo.

They buried the bodies on the beach So the tide can play detective

I got interrupted half way through learning to juggle So I can throw them upwards but the balls don't know to come down again.

They're hammering nails in the back of my legs But surely the shingles should be hung on the shins.

They're building apartments in the canal basin. For the people who are downing to sleep.

Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE

Just told myself "no, we're not eating a pot noodle in bed" so I have somehow retained some dignity at least.

Well Youtube recs thought this might be relevant for the time of year www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNv... @timminchin.bsky.social

Someone has to take the fall. Why not me?

I reckon UP might have beaten out Monster for being the least REM-y REM album but I really fucking love UP. I have a gorgeous memory of seeing them tour it, overwhelmed and in floods of happy tears then turning round in the crowd and sharing a smile with my brother who had introduced me to the band.

I am genuinely intrigued to know when this legendary typesetting error cracker joke, which has been baffling people for years, will finally go out of circulation. Did anybody get it last year?

How many flaps?!

Hey @rtorrubia.com, I really like the typeface on this no loading sign. Should have gotten closer to feature it better, in hindsight

The Darkness released a cover of Mistletoe & Wine to angle for a Christmas #1 this year, and I thought that was a pretty solid idea until I found out what Fall Out Boy did www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLP1...

They buried the bodies on the beach So the tide can play detective

I got interrupted half way through learning to juggle So I can throw them upwards but the balls don't know to come down again.

They're hammering nails in the back of my legs But surely the shingles should be hung on the shins.

They're building apartments in the canal basin. For the people who are downing to sleep.

Social media accounts labelling themselves "satire" need to look up what that word means. It's not just "lying".

We live in a weird time. It’s only right to get weirder yourself