One reason Republicans are so laser targeted on trans kids existing, is that trans kids existing requires accepting the bodily autonomy and consent of children. Which is something republicans absolutely can't do, since they are pedophiles. Their transphobia and pedophilia is them being consistent

Hadn't watched UK Vs the world until Kate Butch got announced for S3 so iplayer's making me watch the previous seasons and hate that I missed Tia Kofi and Jonbers Blonde glowing up in S2. And Arrancha!

Not massively interested in the IRA making political statements about.. anything, on reflection. Shut her up.

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Roses occur in a number of hues Violets also vary Sugar is sweet except in excess And you, dear, are quite hairy. A poem for your hated spouse there, or a beloved pet.

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

Rows is arid Violence a-blew Know eye cant spell write But isle of ewe

Her first solo record is one of the best 2000's rock albums ever, snapping this up immediately

Laerke is feeling the love this Valentine’s Day 💕🐻‍❄️ Our playful polar bear is celebrating with heart-shaped fish-sicles made just for her! Enrichment like this encourages natural behaviors while keeping her day cool, active, and engaging. 💗

If the sun holds on for four more minutes this might be the first day I've noticed so far this year where it's still light at the end of the work day. We're escaping the gloom!

We got to the point where mainstream media became polite. It didn't call people "fucking lunatics" because that wasn't the language of grown up journalists. But that is their weakness. Politicians can deliberately be fucking lunatics and the media now doesn't dare say the words.

My pal did actually write a whole Death Cab/Bright Eyes modern despair anthem, please go tell him he's done something beautiful www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpZn...

everyone shut UP it's gromit's birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROMIT

pure elite capture - the uk just folded to a hardline anti-trans campaign pushed by a tiny number of people www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...

Hot Ones has now gone on long enough that I have to google the guests name before deciding to watch.

Looking this up is how I found out that the current presenter of the News at One (who I recognise from the telly) was in my year of sixth form college and I have no memory of them but no, there they are in the year book I still have a copy of.

OK, doc just said radiotherapy hair loss should come back in about six months and I'm kinda sad it's not permanent. I kinda want there to be scars from going through this, trophies.

Yeah, now I think of it, none of them did actually go on to something else, did they? But I'll enjoy this well enough www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3BH...

How white? I only like the King George songs in Hamilton. That's how white.

Doing bad at Grindr, pals. Spooked by the direct interactions and reminded that I don't have the body confidence to share it with 'em. Nice how many offers come in though.

Eddie Kingston (warning: extreme violence)

Grindr is reminding me of all the times I ended up in romantic situations becuase I was too scared to be impolite to say no.

Love the note underneath 'if it's a really bad day have curry and chips'

Trumpian levels of dishonesty & distraction by Streeting. Trying to divert attention away from the fact that, as Health Secretary, he gave our health data to dodgy US spy firm Palentir… …which was represented by *Peter Mandelson’s* lobbying company. Receipts: www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I'm aware that nobody likes being around me but waking up this sad then having to go into a work call in which I claim I'm going to be useful and productive then spending another day completely isolated is getting to be... difficult.

She's popular with the girls | #captainamerica #fanart |

I'm not here. This isn't happening.

This is *my* brain. It's my enemy, it wants me to die and to upset my friends and to make everyone hate me. It's not perfect. It's not even good. Please take it away youtu.be/BQDDbesNPJ4?...

Kinda sad this isn't called "Jane's *a* kitchen" even though I admit that would be a confusing name.

“There’s no such thing as unskilled labor” is problematic because it excludes bassists in punk bands

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpZn... A quiet comfortble message that the horrors will continue.

The only reason I've ever fathomed (and do please enlighten us all if you have others) that "falling birth rates" is a problem is that goverments rely on young people's tax contributions to fund old people's pensions. In every other sense, we're outstripping world resources, being too much

Finally back on my bullshit, do check it out xox youtu.be/famc20OEvdc

If you still don't believe Donald Trump is a racist at this point, then you are also a racist. #RacistTrump #Trump #TrumpIsARacist

"Welcome to Madame Two-swords, the only wax museum dedicated exclusively to diphallic celebrities!"

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

There's a setting that will remind you to add alt text if you attach an image! It's settings > accessibility > require alt text before posting an image. Have heard from a few people that a recent app update switched off this setting for them when they'd previously enabled it, so worth checking!

Gonna be honest, it did feel a bit like I had been going crazy, especially since even before any of these revelations, a lot of career transphobes were quite openly pedophilic, Germaine Greer self-described as a pederast "like all women of taste", and yet nobody seemed to see the red flags.

The squeaks!

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

Police are looking for an usually tall, thin, wavy man and a very squat wide person after a robbery at the local fun fair. They are said to have gotten away with a haul of mirrors.

Acaster on Seth Meyers is like twice as Acaster as UK Acaster. Incredible stuff www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcdV...

May all your tea times be long and dark.

Dance like people are watching and you’re trying to make them upset

I hope the abyss in @stephenkb.bsky.social's newsletter becomes a returning character