Storm last night here in the NW suburbs

Kamlager-Dove: Stevie Wonder can even see how much this war is costing us. Prices have gone up, and this dude is wanting to spend $2 billion of your money every single day rather than help you. Fuck him.

NEW: Chicago Progressive Partnership super PAC, which launched ads attacking Kat Abughazaleh and then eventually in favor of Bushra Amiwala as an apparent attempt to split the vote, has filed its FEC report, which reveals it was another shell group for AIPAC and its allies

Right on 🌠

Gold! 😂😂

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Ezra Klein: "President Trump is practicing blasphemy the right way."

There's Molestation Liability Insurance marketed to churches. You know what doesn't exist? Drag Show Molestation Insurance.

omfg

If the Iran war sends the Saudi Arabian economy into a recession, sources believe its government would have to pare down to its most basic functions, such as funneling money to Jared Kushner.

Every single one of the astronauts who went to the moon and back on Artemis II was educated at a public school. Thinking of the teachers who poured into Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen tonight. You helped send a kid to the moon! 🌕 💛

Let’s not forget Anita Hill.

Now they can finally pee.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Attention and effort The door-to-door salesperson had no leverage. If he was at your door, he wasn't at anyone else's door. Every minute you spent with him was a minute he had to spend with you. While it was a tough gig, no one doubted that something was motivating this person enough to put at…

This agreement isn't worth the TACO shell it's written on.

a lot of people are struggling right now, but at least some very special boys get six figures and gold-plated benefits to drive around a cybertruck and play with their drone

Sun Tzu: “ffs stop fucking sending your enemies letters that announce you’re going to do a surprise attack against them” inbred nepobaby: “holy shit this dude is brilliant”

My team of three dummies decided to try to vibe code a game. Judge our deranged results for yourself. slate.com/technology/2...

So dumb. "Make sure Congress rubberstamps ending a civilization" is like Jeffries "we want to make sure ICE are properly trained and wear bodycams before they shoot civilians" solution.

How did Americans lose their souls?

This is the face of a lunar scientist who has just been told that the #Artemis II crew saw SEVERAL impact flashes (the flashes when meteors hit the lunar surface) in real time 😃 🌓💥

Republicans: always look for a way around principles they claim to hold dear, rather than embracing them: the Constitution, the rule of law, the teachings of Christ.

Sandhill Cranes have returned to the neighborhood in Barrington Illinois to spend the season with us. #bird #photography #wildlife #migration

Splashdown! Now over a hundred American White Pelicans on Baker's Lake in Barrington, Illinois, on a stopover before their onward journey to the northern Great Plains. #bird #photography #wildlife #migration

Are you absolutely kidding me? Pocket squares and pins? Read. The. Damn. Room.

Pluralize a movie: The Accompanied Rangers

That's a pretty staggering fact.

The double-tap girls' school guys?

In our ongoing commitment to stunt journalism, we attempted to vibe code a game. It’s … something. share.google/l2ABvBGjetCS...

Mexico’s overwintering monarch population grew 64% this winter, with butterflies covering their largest area of forest since 2018. The recovery remains fragile, but suggests there’s been a positive impact from conservation efforts in the butterflies’ core habitat. buff.ly/XoPKQ9d #ShareGoodNewsToo

Again, I'm compelled to say that several years ago I wrote a piece for the NYT about me and my dad's shared love of Enya. In it, I mentioned that her music has been known to bring my father to tears and the fact-checking was so rigorous that they called my own dad - twice - to ask if this was true.

Has Iranian state TV paid a $787 million settlement for spreading lies about an election?

Did anyone check if MAGA insiders were shorting Springsteen's music catalog in the minutes prior to Trump's latest meltdown?

Bald eagle over Baker's Lake, Barrington, Illinois. #birds #birding #photography #wildlife

If they're running Windows, they're never getting back to Earth.

alan alda, atari spokesperson (1983) archive.org/details/1983...

“No.” Kills me.

The Buffalo Medical Examiner rules that the death of a legally blind elderly Burmese refugee dropped off by Border Patrol at a closed shop late at night in winter was a homicide. He died of a burst ulcer caused by severe stress brought on by dehydration and hypothermia.

Copyright? But it was on the Internet and they just copied it. So isn’t that all that matters?

"No president can decide to withdraw from NATO without Senate approval." —Marco Rubio in 2023 "It's the president's decision if we stay in NATO." —Marco Rubio in 2026

Was CNN reading @kenwhite.bsky.social ? One of the analysts compared Sauer's response to NG like "talking to Winnie the Pooh and being surprised you get asked about honey"

you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different war

Hegseth: I witnessed lethality. I met a junior airman as the sun was going down and a chill was setting on the tarmac, who, when asked what they needed, she simply looked up at me with a sly smile on her face and said, more bombs, sir, and bigger bombs. We will happily oblige her.

That Ireland (an allegedly neutral country) is still allowing US and Israeli planes full of munitions thru its airspace and troop transports refuel at Shannon while Italy, Spain and France (NATO Members) refuse is certainly something worth thinking about

Article 2, EU Israel trade deal: Relations between the Parties, as well as all the provisions of the Agreement itself, shall be based on respect for human rights and democratic principles. which guides their internal and international policy and constitutes an essential element of this Agreement.

Hey you know what? Get bent shitass. You and your boss decided the best move was to isolate us from all our allies and you get to eat this shit sandwich, crust to crust

So let me get this straight: the goal of Trump’s war with Iran is to end up back in the Obama nuclear deal he pulled out of, and to “reopen” the Strait of Hormuz, which was open before the conflict began. That’s the strategy?