Right, I've been to 13 bars near Hill Dickinson Stadium to help out your eggball-watching friends this weekend. thetoffees.online/we-built-thi...

Also, if your garden is brick walls, knock a bottom brick out. If it’s a solid fence, cut a hole in it at the bottom.

The life of a hedgehog in our suburbs is really difficult; we’ve destroyed their habitat, and they need our help. Please help them if you can - a bowl of water, some high-protein kitten biscuits, a quiet place in your garden to sleep or even hibernate.

Another go around the sun celebratory run. Not bad considering less than 12 months ago I had a pulmonary embolism, pneumonia, and smoked 20 a day. We go again.

@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social happy birthday, lad x

I’ll be off for a bit; loads of work on, and mum’s not in the best shape, so I need to concentrate and get her back. Plus I need to look like Tina Turner before Christmas - you know the drill. See you on the road. Or WhatsApp if you must. Luv x music.apple.com/gb/album/eve...

It’s that time again (a hurricane has just arrived in Runcorn btw) when the sun has put his hat in the vacuum bag in the loft. Get on your vit D, kids, and add it, or foods with it (mushrooms, eggs, mackerel, sardines, fortified dairy and cereal) to your foodbank messages 💙 x

Representing in The Saddle @thebluedoodler.com

Get your Friday in order: Sire, I have stolen Stolen many times Raised my voice in anger When I know I never should music.apple.com/gb/album/lia...

On my rage list today: Functional narcissists. Obtuse, imperturbable political commentators. District nurses who don’t bother turning up to an appointment they sent me a snotty letter about, to discuss a thing they have nothing to do with.

This is fun! #WhenTaken #559 (08.09.2025) I scored 938/1000 (💡x2) 👑 1️⃣📍160 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200 2️⃣📍💡837 m - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200 3️⃣📍1.6K km - 🗓️💡8 yrs - 🥈146/200 4️⃣📍1.7 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200 5️⃣📍3.7 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200 whentaken.com

Something tells me this customer and I are going to get on like a house on fire

Vote for Jackie boy potm.easports.com/en-gb/league...

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A gentle listen to help with the #BackToWork / #BackToSchool vibes. Episode 274 - Burgh Island midnight tide (sleep safe) > bit.ly/LenBur2 62 minutes from a spot looking out across the causeway to Burgh Island in Devon with the tide coming from the left and right.

So long South Coast and the New Forest, until the next time 💞 Put kettle on, I’m coming home.

@domingo.bsky.social I missed you yesterday 😔 Stood under a tree and hoped I might see you. Next time. Anyway, look at this Rainbow Chard - it’s nearly 2 feet tall! 🤩 One to have a go at next year if you like it, seems to grow well here.

I have no idea what was going on post 6pm yesterday and I seem to have let somebody draw on me

#Arsenal supporters 👇🏻

Fellow BlueSky #Everton fans! Anyone fancy a pre-match meet up in the Fanzone at 12:30ish near Gate A (btw Dock Wall and Everton Way) @gwedlid.bsky.social @mrjamieyates.bsky.social @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social @cbobblers1878.bsky.social @gwladysgirl.bsky.social

Even the bees are being given genetically modified food, now, but don’t worry folks - it’s a Good News story. How are we not extinct already? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Leeds v Everton Preview on @grandoldteam.com talks about NSNO lad, multiple biffs, Yorkshire mating habits and I put it into AI and asked to illustrate its favourite two bits. Here’s what it produced. Even better, art by @thebluedoodler.com and @tomchitty.bsky.social. What’s our name?

Struggling to get mum settled tonight, as her sciatica is making her miserable, so I’m on singing duties. Thank goodness I know Kay Starr’s back catalogue 👗 🎵 music.apple.com/gb/album/all...

David Moyes "Jarrad Branthwaite picked up an injury in training so unfortunately we're going to miss him. I'm sure the insider in the club will give that [information] out. I think all managers don't like it coming within our building. It's up to us to find out & we will" #EFC

Just find the money, Everton.

Im the bloody echo thanks to my little sister 😂🤦‍♂️ www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo...

F.C. Sexy Socks will beat you.

@ghostofdixie.bsky.social ☺️ 👋🏻

A different kind of half time. I’m the scruffiest scruff that ever scruffed in the West Stand. GwladysGirl 4Eva🍷

Hugs and/or straighteners

Ffarwel, Ynys Môn, tan y tro nesaf 🤍💚❤️

Runcorn girls 🤝🏼 Bridges

- Love lit a beacon in thine eyes, And I out in the storm, And lo! the night had taken wings; I dream me safe and warm. Love lit a beacon in thine eyes, A wreckers' light for me; My heart is broken on the rocks; I perish in the sea. -

We’ve settled in, and we’re never going home (mum says) Croeso i Ynys Môn 🤍💚❤️

Two things: 1 - I really hope Everton get Tyler Dibling. And B - I’m going on holiday tomorrow. Today? Friday.

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Why are fast food adverts banned on children’s TV, but charities grifting for gifts in wills during Miss Marple; screaming children with flies in their eyes, donkeys with broken legs, baby bears being torn from the mothers’ arms - all while my mum silently weeps. Fuck off!

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Lads, there’s a telly in my bath, can’t switch it on as I’m too Northern for all this decadence. Send help 🫧

“The Old Lady deserved to go out with this exceptional level of dignity; it’s the least we could do.” And I’m crying again. 💙

Yerssse /// ✌🏻

"What was supposed to be a night of music and joy turned into a deeply personal mistake playing out on a very public stage."

*grabs mic stand and fake moustache **throws up with excitement

What a weird day. Set off at 8am for Cardigan Bay, took four hours, 2 hours work in the pouring rain, and a three hour drive back. Thank goodness for HMHB who kept me laughing all the way. It’s for the custard, dickhead. music.apple.com/gb/album/gra...

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Icon. The rest of world fell in love with you that day, but I’d loved you for ages 🤍

Welcome to Everton, Terry Barry.

There’s nothing quite like Thank Goodness You’re Here to cheer me up on a Friday night #10bob #faff