@dave123.bsky.social Sri Lanka

Trigger's got the fuel issue sorted 👍🫡

Good morning from the sweatiest 5k I’ve ever done. Have a frangipani x

A different prospect running at 7am in 84 degrees, but I’m not complaining ☀️

Humans: capable of such despicable depravity, but also incredible generosity of spirit and selflessness.

Today in World of Suz, an unprepossessing brown-eyed girl has a date with a devastating brown-eyed boy 🎥 🍿

Happy Crêpes Suzette day 🍊

Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen. Still is.

Ooh look, an offside goal was scored and no one died, fans celebrated without fear of having to wait while a team of morons dissect every angle, just like the good old days. I’d rather that than the VAR bollocks we’re subjected to now because they still get things wrong even WITH technology

The Pennines looking beautiful this morning. Making me wish I was out hiking instead of heading to work 😞

No, your artificial lawn is not a "life hack". It's another tiny nail in the planet's coffin.

I walked Mike Oldfield’s dog when I lived in Ibiza.

20something building manager just referred to me as “mate” on an email, and I’ve never met her face to face. This isn’t going to go well for you, Andrea, or whatever your name is.

South Indian coconut curry with tempeh and veg, onion rice, and kefir flatbreads 🥒 🌽 🌶️ 🥥 🧅

Here comes Rayner…

@jwalker2002.bsky.social what a lovely result yesterday 😁🩵

“This session will require the use of heavy dumbbells.” 😭 💪🏼

This thread is just magnificent. 💙

“When death's dark stream I ferry o'er, A time that surely shall come; In Heaven itself, I'll ask no more, Than just a Highland welcome.” To absent friends 🥃 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

An excellent night at the @denbighcastle.bsky.social with Pat Nevin in the offing, lads and lasses 💙 www.tickettailor.com/events/evert...

Share a photograph of mountains you’ve taken. Mount Teide on my 40th birthday 🇪🇸

If you need to smile today please just enjoy Stormzy at the beach with his new parents. He doesn't run but instead bounces everywhere

Home alone garlic mushroom orzo, with basil and pan roasted tomatoes, and a glass of Mussel Pot Sauvignon Blanc 🇮🇹 🇳🇿

Broccoli and Gran Padano risotto, with kefir bread 🇮🇹

Lovely light show on the promenade tonight!

Oh Lord won’t you buy me…

People come to see me just for my pizza. My balsamic dressing’s not bad either.

Most chihuahuas love a bath and being pampered; not my two. They’ll stink of fox poo again tomorrow 🙄

Have you too?🤭

The Mersey for this wool, and closer to it than most scousers 😉 💋

I hope you’ve all had a lovely Monday. Don’t you love it when a random appears in your playlist and makes you think of someone? 🔵 youtu.be/-q93wc3-deU?...

It's only a football shirt but growing more disillusioned with Everton by the day. Tradition and authenticity matters. 🔵⚽

Football, sick of: Jamie Carragher Jamie Redknapp Gary Neville ‘Fletch’ Rio Ferdinand Refs The Overlap Sky Sports News YouTubers YouTubers appearing outside of YouTube Fab Romano People filming not watching games “Can I have your shirt please”

...and these days you get booked for impersonating a seagull.

Oh to be this relaxed! Spoilt brats 🥰

I’m quite glad I couldn’t watch the pens, if they’re attempted Panenka bollocks, I’d have needed an ambulance. Stupid bastards, regardless. Ugh.

Beto’s knackered so he’s just kicking the shit out of people. I’m here for it.

Happy Friday 🫶🏻 Make it a beautiful night music.apple.com/gb/album/bea...

Christmas is over and everything looks bare. But maybe just maybe the magic of the FA cup will fill the gap ! Open at 9.30am tomorrow 🍻🍻

Pop man.

FOUR FOUR FUCKING TWO

“…we shouldn’t sign Grealish, he’s expensive and he’s not that good, a bit of a liability.” Yadayada Lads remember Lindstrom and Jack Harrison before you open your traps I beg

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If you need to block out the sound of the weather with something quieter....

I’m on Twitter. Unfollow me - do as you will. Not everything is done to offend your personal, moral sensibilities. Do you buy from Amazon and Temu, are you on Facebook/Insta, do you watch porn? Have a day off.

This is why I don’t watch other teams. Fuming that Martinelli has got away with that after we had two sent off for fuck all last night.