Strands #691 “None the wiser” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵

Connections Puzzle #957 🟦🟦🟦🟩 🟦🟦🟩🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,679 4/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

⏪ We played out an entertaining 3-3 draw in our last meeting with Pontefract back in September! See if we can go one better tomorrow: heatonstan.co.uk/tickets

Tune.

Paul McCartney is furious with his sausage sandwich.

Shots from the full-blooded @heatonstan.bsky.social v @ashingtonafc.bsky.social game from Tuesday. We started with a poignant minute's applause from everybody's friend Davey Faichen. We'll miss you Davey.

Peter Osgood, League Cup Semi Final 1972

@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social You'd be fuming if you saw what I just did. Article on Facebook about Inchy being kidnapped, he's described as a legend. Comments full of "Legend?", "They just chuck the word legend around now".

I've seen Father Ted you know.

Strands #690 “Ode to joy” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵

Connections Puzzle #956 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Remembering Malcolm McLaren on his birthday.

Wordle 1,678 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

#WhenTaken #695 (22.01.2026) I scored 846/1000🏅 1️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥈163/200 2️⃣📍63.2 km - 🗓️25 yrs - 🥈132/200 3️⃣📍651 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇178/200 4️⃣📍635 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇176/200 5️⃣📍277 m - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200 whentaken.com

A young Moira from Emmerdale in this Waking the Dead.

Graham Nash's first draft lyrics.

Ray Daley has just set himself on fire setting up and arson on Boon. The daft tit.

Collapsed lung my arse @yakhunt.net The truth is out.

People who stand near the Veo camera chatting away #PeopleWhoNeedaGoodHiding

⚫️NEXT MATCH⚪️ Huge game incoming… 6th v 7th this Saturday at The Willow Park! 🎟️ heatonstan.co.uk/tickets

#WhenTaken #694 (21.01.2026) I scored 821/1000🏅 1️⃣📍1.2 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇198/200 2️⃣📍1.9K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥈144/200 3️⃣📍286 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇189/200 4️⃣📍143 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇191/200 5️⃣📍16.3K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥉99/200 whentaken.com

Strands #689 “That's not very polite” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵🔵

Wordle 1,677 4/6* ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Is this an elaborate joke?

SUGAR is back! Love You Even Still 2026 Tour + new song "Long Live Love" out today. Register at sugarcopperblue.com for presales starting Tue Jan 27 10am local. 7" vinyl pre-order available. More shows coming soon!

Donald Trump when he's not been given an award for three days.

Say what you like about Bono but he's always on cuntbrand

⭐️MAN OF THE MATCH⭐️ He’s only gone and done it again… Andy Burn wins the fan vote after yet another superb performance in midfield. (Burnsy says he would’ve given it to Alex Payne - who was also excellent and received lots of votes!)

🗣️ “Delighted to get the win… a huge three points!” Dean reflects on last night’s 1-0 win over Ashington.

🎥 Highlights from last night’s 1-0 win over Ashington now available on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/PK0cplPlL6o?...

I wonder who’s going around atm picking up trophies that don’t belong to him? It’s a puzzler.

Fantastic News for Derbyshire

@sidshouse76.bsky.social Just got Police Suspect No 1 on. That Good Samaritan 😂

Well, that didn't last long...

If I sit here all week I'll never work out how we've managed to not score 13 tonight.

And here’s the full set from the weekend’s @heatonstan.bsky.social game heatonstan.co.uk/event/dunsto...

An absolute classic of the dummy over a cliff genre, Peter Jeffrey, Bergerac. Even swaps to a stunt man half way down after hitting a ledge.

#WhenTaken #693 (20.01.2026) I scored 892/1000🏆 1️⃣📍166 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇188/200 2️⃣📍1.2 km - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥈173/200 3️⃣📍358 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇178/200 4️⃣📍13.3 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥇184/200 5️⃣📍21.0 km - 🗓️15 yrs - 🥈169/200 whentaken.com

Unfortunately, I’ve had to review last season’s #noevilkopitemingsnerdtogger result. Please congratulate the new winner.

⚽️ A big thanks to tonight’s Match Ball Sponsor, Arcus Consulting supporting Rachel’s retirement!

I found a picture of every argument on bluesky

There's a massive overlap between miserable whiny sods and lads who listen to right wing influencers and obsess about protein. Eat some chips and do something good for other people lads. It'll cheer you up.

⚫️MATCHDAY⚪️ 35 days since our last home game… tonight we are back at The Willow Park for the visit of Ashington, the first of five home games in 15 days! 🎟️ heatonstan.co.uk/tickets

The unseen episode of Desmond’s where their plane crashes and they run out of food

Applause for @heawood.bsky.social

Strands #688 “Sneak-ing around” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵