Haha, fuck off you scab bastards

Curtis Jones is in the same place Alexander Arnold was a few years ago. Getting stick and almost being punted to Everton. I'd snap your fucking hands off for him.

Bagsy first in the pub.

Why is this gasping fuck knuckle still given air to breathe yet alone airtime on national telly?

I blame my dad

Speaking to my dad just now and asked him if he’d watched any of the wsb. “I watched supersport superpole but it didn’t seem like much of a race” @nedkelly56.bsky.social 🤯😂

Time to fight back against this lurgy and drown it in Stella Artois and spicy 🍕imo

Kenneth Mathieson would like to wish everyone except tories and nonces a good morning and a blessed weekend

Remembering the late Kurt Cobain, who would have been 57 today.

he’s a repulsive stain on humanity

No YOU fuck off

Since the Curling event at the Winter Olympics has been being held . Nottingham Forest have had seven managers

Christ

New statement from the Palace - 'My brother? I've never met the man'

Evening all

Manchester United played their first game at the new Old Trafford stadium on this day 1910. Brewer John Henry Davies had rescued Newton Heath from a financial crisis, changed name to Manchester United and built the £60,000 stadium. In first match, United lost 4-3 to Liverpool.

“Stop being a fat geriatric pedophile UK tells trump”

They’re still gonna be playing this curling nonsense by the time the next winter Olympic starts at this rate.

Ha ha ha no bingo night me spec had gone Me and @robintheship.bsky.social had to move

“It could be a cricket score” TNT bingowe

That Qarabag horse has big brave balls. Does he know what we do to horses? #nufc

These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share. *one voice altered to disguise identity

I met Jesse Jackson in 2007 at the unveiling of the statue of Nelson Mandela in Parliament Square and thought what a great President he would have made. He paved the way for Barack Obama. May he rest in peace 🙏🏾🙏🏾

Pretty sure Wuthering Heights would be getting a lot better reviews if they’d used my theme tune that I sent them. Yes, I know I’m just singing Wuthering Heights to the tune of Blankety Blank but it’s catchy as fuck and will let everyone know they’re in for a good time at the flicks.

Killing the game we love

Remembering the legend Sir Bobby Robson on his birthday. Pictured here with Tony Dorigo at Italia 90.

Rev Jesse Jackson playing basketball with Marvin Gaye. (NOT AI!)

Contender for tomorrow’s gilet of the day for you there @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social

She is the shittest Buddhist ever, hateful woman.

Just picked handsome pants up from the barbers #ymca

Used to get one of these every Friday from an Italian cafe when I worked in town and been craving one for weeks, so tonight’s tea is going to be an attempt at chicken escalope in ciabatta with mozzarella, salad and mayo.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Pray tell, what is this round yellow thing over yonder horizon?

“Exhaust our capacity for astonishment.” God, I miss the English language.

Reporting for Monday Club

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The blissful silence when other people’s horrible spoilt kids aren’t getting driven to school in the morning #halfterm

“Great sweeping”

RIP sweet prince, you died for nothing, but your memory will live on #saynotorosemary

I strongly suspect the age and gender demographic will change significantly

When you've necked your pill before going into the ground and it kicks in.

I actually like West Ham's song a lot, "oh it's about bubbles" well no it uses bubbles as a metaphor for failed dreams, it's wonderfully miserable. Def more interesting than Manure singing country roads for no reason.

Hahaha I think that’s what you call owned.

Duties done for the day, absolutely no chance of a second schlep in that later 😭

Some poor fella in his van has just taken out one of the tory buses outside ours just now #rip his insurance

Post an image you can hear

I profess to know the grand sum of fuck all about rugby but there’s two lads in the pub trying to name three England players, one of them piped up with Colin Farrell and I’m confident he’s as wrong as wrong can be