Yet more tasteless Instagram shite. Ignore at all costs.

Please excuse me, some of us have French toast cloud cake to make.

@cloudflare.social needs to fuck off telling me I need to prove I am who I am whenever I want to do something. Mind your own business.

What's the best Eddie Murphy film and why is it Life?

Friday

Safe for another season. Phew.

I don't want anyone to jizz their keks but Arne Slot's Liverpool have strung some passes together x

"Liverpool have dug in well this first half" The reigning Premier League champions digging in well, there.

Don't know about you lot but this 5-5-0 formation isn't looking good.

Y'know that song that goes "Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal"? Has anyone got a link to the lyrics?

Could there BE any more walnuts?

Just a reminder that Richard Keys had an affair with his daughter's best friend while his wife was battling cancer. When this drove his daughter to drink he blamed the break up of his marriage on her alcoholism. Richard Keys.

"it must be lovely living up there"

Thursday

Wednesday

A lot of people seem to be upset about people (men) using Twitter's AI to sexualise women and children and I have to ask the question: how many times does Elon Musk have to show you what type of person he is before you pay attention?

Everywhere else in the country: Yay, it's snowing! Kendal:

Rob Zombie's Halloween is much better than it's given credit for.

It's the footballing version of the Red Wedding

Monday

Do you know what an absolute set of cringy bell-end fans you are when you have every other club's supporters cheering on a team facing 115 corruption charges and hoping they beat you to the title?

Anyway, the Spy Who Loved Me is on, so every cloud and all that. Barbara Bach AND Caroline Munro? Say it isn't so.

This has been an interesting 12 months because it's shown us how ineffectual global organisations are and that they need disbanding and starting again. The United Nations, the International Criminal Court, Liverpool Football Club.

Right, I know we're all gonna moan about Slot but: these players haven't suddenly forgotten how to play football, they've won the biggest titles in the world, they're on Millions a year, and if they've downed tools because they don't like the manager they all need to pack their bags and fuck off.

Get in, 9 games unbeaten.

Hahaha they've literally just scored as the commentator said "Gomez coming on as Liverpool look to keep the lead they've just gained"

Right, what the fuck is going on?

Slot's halftime tactical analysis

I know van Dyke turned 100 this year but nostalgia is no reason to keep playing him.

The delay is due to the team just getting back into formation after that Aspas corner.

I'm not Starmer's biggest fan but none of you are qualified to run a whole country, try and undo the damage done by decades of neglect AND have to deal with that fucking man-child rapist paedo over there so wind your necks in with your armchair politics.

The thing to remember about the strike against Venezuela is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein files, has been accused by numerous woman of being a paedophile and is an adjudicated rapist and serial abuser.

Let's hope 2026 is finally the year we start setting fire to people who say 'of' instead of 'have'.

Darts is NASCAR for Brits.

Hear me out: Tango and Cash but it's Joey Deacon and Walter

Best fancy dress ever

Remember when people wanted Liverpool to lose so Hodgson lost his job? I'm not saying I agree, just that I understand.

Of course the problem with M&S in Kendal is the people who shop here are the type that live in Kendal and shop at M&S. I'm sure you all understand what I'm saying here.

Taking the old dear round the sales. Fuck. My. Life. Currently MIA in M&S.

Right, hear me out: Melania Trump, yeah?

Jumped out in front of Angela Rippon and she shit herself and screamed.

This is not the weather to be breaking down in the Lakes at night while wearing shorts.

Fucking gridlock coming into Windermere. I swear when I come into power you caravan cunts will be the first over the edge of the cliff.

Right, can we stop doing this shit now? As tragic as it was, he was a wealthy man driving too fast in a car he couldn't handle, he took his own life, the life of his brother and devastated the families concerned. He wasn't Nelson Mandela or Rosa Parks. Let the poor fucker go, grief junkies.

Monday

The best part of this Christmas has been all the "Erika Kirk Grieving" memes.

lols