There is an epidemic of big-lipped blonde-haired Mercedes A Class drivers who think they can park anywhere because they have an Instagram account.

"Conspiracy theory" is what a thick cunt says about something they don't understand.

"So what was the UK like in the 2020s?"

I see people are throwing Jota around to justify Slot staying another year yet no-one's talking about how he fucks off to Ibiza every other week.

Lads, lads, ick #583 has been announced from the species that just can't seem to find a good man.

Chelsea lols

@pgatourus.bsky.social and DP World tour: OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE ALL THOSE GOLFERS CALLED US GREEDY AND LEFT TO JOIN THE SAUDI TOUR? Also the @pgatourus.bsky.social and DP World tour: Hey, the 2027 Ryder Cup tickets are available soon! Cheeky cunts.

Has Matt Le Tissier tried spraying CBD oil on the chemtrails?

In a shocking turn of events the Free Speech Warriors™ get upset when other people have views different to their own.

Wednesday

J. Robert Oppenheimer, 1945

I should call her

Personal responsibility. And blasting people in the mouth. Far too many gobby cunts out there with no idea what cause and effect means.

It's about time Parliament as we know ended. Starmer can lie his arse off but if you call him a liar you're removed. MPs can steal millions from the taxpayer but if you call them a thief you're removed. That and the House of Lords are an archaic system from the time of leeches and witch trials.

Anyway. Tuesday.

So far I've been blocked by trans people, anti-trans people, pro-labour people for what I said about Starmer, anti-labour people for what I said about they've achieved so far, people using the "14 years of Tories" argument but from behind a block 'cause whiny bitches. Pick a struggle, people.

lols

1. We need a grown up chat. Regardless of what the press says, this is Labour so far, and then we've got fucking idiots like Jason (who is normally very logical and level headed). Yes, Starmer should answer for Mandelson but after the past 14 years of the Tories please fuck off with this shit.

Isabel Oakshot is on a TV channel owned by a tax avoider explaining to the British public how Richard Tice isn't a tax avoider from her home in the tax haven of Dubai where they both emigrated to in order to avoid taxes and VAT.

I think it was Aristotle who said "A man who enjoys a manicure and pedicure is the master of his own destiny".

Monday

Women: "I bet he's out shagging other birds" Us:

ell oh ell

@frenchtone.bsky.social Anthony

When Liverpool score vs Liverpool 5 minutes later when you come back from a pee

There's nothing like stepping out of a hot exfoliating shower and into fresh Crocs. #metrosexual

ffs

KAI HAVEN'TERTZ AMIRITE

For a man who can barely get it up these days I'm now surprisingly aroused. Up the 115FC

If you're going to the match today don't forget that Trump fucks kids.

Now since we know #Arsenal fans search the word "Arsenal" on here I have a question: Would you take Arsenal finishing 2nd again this season if it meant #Tottenham were relegated?

The shitshow that the world finds itself in at the moment can be traced back to the exact moment in the 80s when the UK and the US ushered in unregulated capitalism.

Lads, remember when you were young and carefree and some lass would message to see if you were going over 'cause her parents were away and it was the greatest thing ever then fast forward a few years and I've just bought this and it's the best day of my life.

This is the only acceptable answer, you silly idiots.

Lads. In which one is Arnie at his aesthetic best? Conan Commando Predator Red Heat

Discripsion

Is it working now?

Harry Kane is phenomenal, yet I don't get it. Everything I see is bang average but I know his numbers are incredible, and I know I'm wrong. Anyone had this over a player?

Argentina, 3rd September 1945

Can I ask what match everyone was watching last night 'cause we were fucking shite. No edge up top, a geriatric-looking Mac Allister in midfield and a defence like a crèche. "We looked promising, better than recent games" Mental. Head cases. Absolute lunatics.

Watching Liverpool play football 2025/26

Hey everyone it's the derby on Sunday lols

Paris Saint-Germain isn't even a real place. Fucking cheats.

10 seconds into the Duran Duran concert

Virg was rooted like a fucking tree then.