I'm so sick of this shit

Harry Potter and the halibut's minge

Defend him all you want but it's obvious that Punch the monkey is a little cunt.

Wednesday

The King's speech was nice, he talked about living expenses for ordinary people while he sat on a golden throne while wearing a big diamond crown and not once did he mention that his brother rapes children and Jimmy Savile was his bezzie mate before his wife was killed in a tunnel.

I can't imagine what it's like for black people to hear the N wo d in this day and age but Jamie Fox should really address the multiple cases of sexual assault he's been accused off once he's done with his outrage at people with Tourettes

We've all done it

Absolute fucking lollingtons and roflcopters.

What a time to be alive, when shagging kids is called "Misconduct in office"

We all know how this ends

Monday

That's a big statement, that, United need to be looking over their shoulders 'cause we're coming for that Europa League spot.

Handball my arse. Came off his elbow.

That goal alone is enough to give the Falklands back.

Word is that half the wheelchair fans have got up and walked out

Me and who?

Anyway, has anyone seen the price of Mr Kipling stuff recently?

The annoying thing about all this is last season's Liverpool squad walk this league as easily as they did last year.

If you describe yourself as a free-thinker, pure blood or citizen journalist you're a fucking idiot.

Saturday

Rupert Lowe says if he gets in to parliament he'll have a referendum about bringing back the death penalty and the problem with this is the thick cunts that vote for Rupert Lowe will be the same thick cunts voting for capital punishment.

We've all done it

"Andrew's behaviour has brought great shame upon the king"

This is the Royal Family. No-one goes in or out without checks. No brunches, no meetings, no get-togethers, no official or unofficial friends and family visits or days out. The highest security forces in existence know about every single person coming into contact with the Royals. They all knew.

So what do you fancy doing today? "Why don't we pop down to Asda and let our feral brats loose in the place like something out of 28 Days Later while we stand blocking the aisles as we talk about tedious shite for a fucking hour 'cause other people should make allowances for us" Sounds good.

Happy birthday, John Travolta

lols 'n' rofls

Branston beans > Heinz beans

Tuesday

Why, is this the same @mrjamesob.bsky.social who has a PhD in performative outrage while the rest of his centrist grifting friends are having a group reacharound as they post their "Buy me a KoFi to support my important efforts in not getting a proper job" begging posts?

Monday

All these YouTube and fan channel twats, none of this generation supports a football team any more, they support football brands. Brand Liverpool, Brand Arsenal, we won the xG pre-assist idea ball trophy. Tedious as fuck.

Fun fact: Naby Keita earned around £5,000 for every minute he played at Liverpool lols and rofls

I really want Tebay pies but there's no way in hell I'm going there on a Sunday afternoon.

Sunday

The more that comes out about the Epstein files the more you understand that John Woo's Hard Target was a documentary.

Lads. Aliens or Predator?

Apparently Israel have already topped the group 'cause it was promised to them 3000 years ago.

How disgustingly grubby do you feel wanting Arsenal to fuck it up again and City to beat them to the title?

Just so we're clear the listener poll ranked Ben Gardner's boat in Jaws outside the top 10, and that's because the listeners lick crayons.

Been listening to a podcast about the 50 scariest moments in horror films and number 1 was the Blair Witch Project and now I just can't be arsed with people anymore.

There are people defending the president over a man shooting his own daughter, saying it has nothing to do with Trump and while that may be true I don't remember anyone murdering their daughter because they had an argument about Obama or Clinton or Reagan or Carter or Bush

When your nana rings to say she's found a bit of a leak in the small bedroom. 2 hours later:

When she asks how Liverpool got on

To make things worse I've dropped strawberry Jammy Dodger crumbs into my mechanical keyboard.

For those of you listening on the radio he didn't mean Dick Van Dyke then, tho' you'd be forgiven for thinking so. Shite, Keith.

A lot of you seem very happy at the moment and I can only presume you haven't been watching Liverpool these last 6 fucking months