Every recipe should start with: "Wash the dishes that are already in the sink because you'll need some of those."

The R.E.M. album is Lifes Rich Pageant, not Life's Rich Pageant. See also Pixies and Stone Roses. Wendy Richard.

I will judge you if you write the title of George Orwell's book 1984, it's Nineteen Eighty-Four, damn it.

Might just post that picture forever

And the fact that the Birkin he's carrying costs around €70,000.

Yesterday's TAW column. open.substack.com/pub/karlcopp...

The connection between the players and fans is so close

Not gutted at Konate going there at all. Caught napping far too often.

And a sportswashing shill.

Yesterday's TAW column. open.substack.com/pub/karlcopp...

Erm... thanks

I have never once built anyone a buttercup.

Not enough songs about angst and Debenhams these days.

Absolutely fucking tremendous. I’m moving to Wales.

Today’s TAW column ironically mentions James Milner. www.theanfieldwrap.com/2026/06/live...

James Milner thoughts. I'll leave you alone now. open.substack.com/pub/karlcopp...

Lads Peak lads

The first change of LFC ticketing policy that doesn’t affect me since I’ve given up on ever getting my credits back in my name

No one dislikes it more when Adam does something well but credit where it’s due. He’s completely right on this It’s hard to criticise the support when you’re a) a part of it and b) addressing it and applying to its engagement so this was brave. And great There’s been some shameful shit this season

Ah lovely. I hope it works out for them.

James Milner thoughts. I'll leave you alone now. open.substack.com/pub/karlcopp...

Today’s TAW column ironically mentions James Milner. www.theanfieldwrap.com/2026/06/live...

My CV (Champions with The Yellow Tubmarines, Al-Fatilad AND The Mooby Blues) completely ignored. Again.

"Got your big laptop, Mauricio?'

Going to see @thebugclubband.bsky.social again today. Looking forward to singing How Can We Be Friends and its odd lyrics with great gusto later.

Looking forward to reading posts on how dignified Slot is and then scouring their timelines.

Quick! To Instagram!

Still, he managed Rayo so I automatically like him.

Bit worried about the idea of having a manager who had one good season with a mid table club. No idea why.

We survived Michael Howard. We can survive this.

Fair point

Fair point

I quite like Arsenal. Don’t get the persiflage when their lads lost the European Cup with the last kick of the season and ours wanted a round of applause for playing for 40 minutes in a Cup game against a rival in a rival city.

I wish we'd lost in Istanbul. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Fuck every single person who votes for this cunt. Every single one of them.

Great to see Roy Race finally getting some acclaim.

This is changed to ‘Arne Slot deserves our respect’ blogs from people who did no such thing. Fucking hypocrites.

Since 2015-16, Liverpool have competed in 10 European campaigns. They have either won it or been knocked out by the team that won it in 7 of those 10. #LFC

Odegaard

This is also true. No one’s won here.

Still 6-0 then

Whilst I take no particular pleasure in Arsenal losing, I am allowing myself a small smile at the thought of Piers Morgan's face right now.

WHO'S HYPED FOR THE COMMONWEALTH GAMES?!

Gerrard suggesting hitting it under the bar is bringing the kind of insight that only playing the game at the top level can bring.

I can't help feeling there'd be a lot less trouble in the world if people simply refused to hold anyone's beer.

Stevie G’s big new sponsorship deal with Lucozade working out nicely I see.