The last time a Tudor got this badly embarrassed by the Spanish, England schismed christianity.

TO DARE IS TO DO

Here come the hotsteppa

All you Milos haters can kiss my ass.

Up the sunshine oblong reds

North London forever… apart from 26 years in Woolwich.

Sky Germany: ‘Today it’s not To Dare is To Do; it’s Tudor is To Do.’ Abolish punditry.

Technical issues?! THE GAME’S GONE CLIVE

Invigorate me

This season is a social experiment

If you must, on Valentine’s Day…

Don’t you dare take that seagull head off.

The things that go through my mind while tense games are played.

For a premier league stadium, this pitch is atrocious. Legs are broken by fucking bobbles.

I broke my ankle playing roller derby in 2011. I was convinced I was ok, popped my shoes on and walked out of the Brixton Rec into a taxi to A&E. I also wore a gum shield. You and me Wataru, you and me.

Convince me Trent didn’t piss on a goalpost before he left to curse every single right back or player attempting to play right back for us.

Bangarang

Big lol evening in the Barclays. Heheheh sickos.

This is a safe space I’m sure… I was stood behind a mildly famous LFC young Instagram guy tonight. Loud mouth prick with the most online opinions I’ve ever heard expressed IRL.

This. After Jota died we all said ‘we’ll forgive them if they have a weird year’, and seemingly we are fickle and we actually can’t.

Mighty Red is a they/them

More grown men sharing bags of fizzy strawberry laces at the football please.

Fuck Manchester City and everything it stands for, obvs, but I will never not enjoy seeing Kolo Touré.

Just overheard James Pearce tell someone he thinks 3-1 Liverpool so here we fucking go

Ibou having his best game in months after losing his dad a week ago, then scoring a very funny goal. Thanks Reds I’m crying.

I thought we were embarrassingly shite until we scored and now I don’t give a fuck

Do you reckon Flo’s ever had any issues getting into Berghain

Duhduhduhduhduhduuuhduhduuuuh

I feel like these being back at Anfield maybe the turning point we were all hoping for.

I haven’f seen a Pope that surprised by a Frenchman since Napoleon took Pope Pius VII’s crown and stuck it on his head

Hahagshahahshshahahahahah

The reds are gonna kill us all.

The guy next to me in the queue has a plastic bag of what I presume is wrapped chips, they put a tag on it. A5 my ass.

Here come the hotsteppa

Palpably hilarious if we win the Champions League lads.

Invigorate me

rosenior: "if you look at the word napoli, it's made from two words: nap and ole. first we had an ole and then we had a nap. we need to put the ole first then take the nap."

I’m glad the auld fellas and young lads in the ground tonight can just enjoy goals.

We were shit for a long time, it was bad. We protested corrupt owners hell bent on bankrupting us, we collectively held it together. Where were you, literally where were you.

I unfollowed several people on here today. I'm 46. I can't be arsed with grown men who sound like spoiled brats at Xmas who didn't get the right colour iPhone. You could support Sheffield Wednesday. It's great being an LFC fan and if you're not from the city and act like it's a curse, fuck off.

I would love everyone to have some perspective and get a fucking hold of themselves. Fans all around the ground this afternoon acting like spoilt brats, complaining before a ball had even been kicked. If you can’t see how that affects the game, the players, then I’m sorry, football isn’t for you.

Never sat by the tarp before. Up the Stray Balls Reds.

0-0 win to the beautiful Reds. And Konate should have just lamped him one.

shame about your title decider lads

Genuinely couldn’t be prouder of these boys. Fuck the haters, fuck the misery, I’m so bored of it. I love them.

Ahem

I’ve said it before but I love dark arts and shithousery, but don’t be whiny little bitches when things don’t go your way. K thx.

Your regular reminder that 'Lust for Life' - era Iggy Pop was indistinguishable from Melvyn Hayes.

lol that’s football!