Mani of the people

I hate it when we turn on each other. A guy behind me was bellowing hysterical abuse, homophobic in parts, all I said was to support the team or go home… maybe I’m the problem but fuck me, if you can’t bring your support you don’t deserve a ticket at all.

My anaemia giving me a right kicking at the moment so, you know what to do Reds. Also I’m here for the inclusion of ‘Two Can Play At That Game’ in the warm up songs.

Happy LFC 13+ Members Day Sale Day to all that celebrate x

Dick Cheney dead Mamdani elected The reds are back Change coming at my work Good morning!

The worst performance tonight.

They just set off red pyro from the Hill Dicky. You cannot make this up.

Almost like running two major sporting events in a city on the same day is problematic.

YouTube's algorithm recommended me James Hoffman videos. He's an expert in the classic British way being both hugely knowledgeable and mildly quirky. I'm not a big coffee drinker though, so my main takeaway has been to incorporate pour over techniques into making Pot Noodles.

Thought you might like to know, this weather has not yet made it to Toxteth… Liverpool’s microclimate in a nutshell.

As November approaches, never forget that the BBC pinned a poppy on Cookie Monster. "YPRES MAKE COOKIE MONSTER SAD. NO COOKIES AT SOMME."

What crisis?

Commence Operation Anfield Exercise.

*taps the sign*

Some of these boys are new, these boys are a team in transition, but most importantly these boys lost a mate in tragic circumstances 4 months ago yesterday. I’d like us to be able to cut them a bit of fucking slack. Thx bye.

Sounds like I’m not missing much. So, if you’re interested, for tea I’m doing Meera Sodha’s Kale Saag Paneer.

We’re also deeply scary, violent, communist terrorists who’ll call you a nazi and/or gun you down at the drop of a hat. Make up your mind.

It’s hard to imagine football before Ryan Gravenberch.

Hiya

If someone can provide a replay of the game, but just a camera on Simeone, I’d pay good money.

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

Women don’t play in goal apparently 🙃

The 6Music Guess: a game of chance and skill where you listen to some hot new indie acts and try to identify, from the music alone, which major British private school they attended

It’s Roman Kemp’s world, we’re all just living in it.

Guten Morgen, Rote

The ‘dark arts’ thing can be fun but when you’re whiny little pathetic babies about it then you can fuck off. Apologies.

😭

I think the era of watching United games with my fella is sadly over.

Remember when painting pedestrian crossings in Pride colours could cause horses to drop dead from shock?

The Monday Night Football presenting team have displeased the giant child who commands them. They will be punished.

The Premier League in 2025

Louvre.

The devil’s club

The UK Number 1 when Rio Ngumoha was born was “I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry.

We’re all gonna be dead by Christmas

The devil’s club

Do I need to press the red button to see all of that on RefCam?

Premier League ref cam is like when you play as Chop the dog in GTA V

This is awful This is awful This is awful This is awful Hahahhahahahshahahahhaha

God has given us these days of leisure, LFC 24/25

BBC Breakfast referring to Semenyo as ‘born in England’ this morning… what does it fucking matter? Who are we trying to appease here?

Mum’s match report

This is the best kind of football for me tbh, though I’ll be dead by the end of the season

208 is really a Perspective Free Zone tonight.

There is, of course, no connection at all between football fans feeling emboldened to fling racist abuse in public and mainstream politicians uttering barely-sanitised versions of the same sentiments.

Ban them as well though.

Also if you hear anyone defending that racist prick, call them out. This place should be rid of cunts. I’m sick of it.

I hate the dinner jacket.