We were shit for a long time, it was bad. We protested corrupt owners hell bent on bankrupting us, we collectively held it together. Where were you, literally where were you.

I unfollowed several people on here today. I'm 46. I can't be arsed with grown men who sound like spoiled brats at Xmas who didn't get the right colour iPhone. You could support Sheffield Wednesday. It's great being an LFC fan and if you're not from the city and act like it's a curse, fuck off.

I would love everyone to have some perspective and get a fucking hold of themselves. Fans all around the ground this afternoon acting like spoilt brats, complaining before a ball had even been kicked. If you can’t see how that affects the game, the players, then I’m sorry, football isn’t for you.

Never sat by the tarp before. Up the Stray Balls Reds.

0-0 win to the beautiful Reds. And Konate should have just lamped him one.

shame about your title decider lads

Genuinely couldn’t be prouder of these boys. Fuck the haters, fuck the misery, I’m so bored of it. I love them.

Ahem

I’ve said it before but I love dark arts and shithousery, but don’t be whiny little bitches when things don’t go your way. K thx.

Your regular reminder that 'Lust for Life' - era Iggy Pop was indistinguishable from Melvyn Hayes.

lol that’s football!

Come on you fucking bastards

VAR! VAR! is the most pathetic chant ever. Grow up.

Just let us fucking score please. It will make attempting to give up nicotine and the return to work tomorrow a little more bearable.

Hiya 2026

Someone needs to stop selling coke to auld fellas at the match. I know it’s Christmas but Christ, these opinions.

And yes, it was obviously Romero

‘It’s classic Tottenham’ coming up on the boards so often. It’s the little things that amuse me sometimes.

It wouldn’t surprise me if someone else got sent off here

Who’s body are they carrying off

When was the last time we were actually good at corners… we’re talking years aren’t we

Hahah bye babe

Is it just me or does the ‘atmosphere’ in this stadium sound more like 10,000 Spurs fans having a chat?

WHY ARE YOU ANNOYED THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED TO HAPPEN

I’m glad this man chose football and not y’know, to just be a sexy accountant or something.

Ladies, gentlemen, and those in between, Curtis Julian Jones.

How do I break it to the guy next to me that his name isn’t Eketiki?

Mani of the people

I hate it when we turn on each other. A guy behind me was bellowing hysterical abuse, homophobic in parts, all I said was to support the team or go home… maybe I’m the problem but fuck me, if you can’t bring your support you don’t deserve a ticket at all.

My anaemia giving me a right kicking at the moment so, you know what to do Reds. Also I’m here for the inclusion of ‘Two Can Play At That Game’ in the warm up songs.

Happy LFC 13+ Members Day Sale Day to all that celebrate x

Dick Cheney dead Mamdani elected The reds are back Change coming at my work Good morning!

The worst performance tonight.

They just set off red pyro from the Hill Dicky. You cannot make this up.

Almost like running two major sporting events in a city on the same day is problematic.

YouTube's algorithm recommended me James Hoffman videos. He's an expert in the classic British way being both hugely knowledgeable and mildly quirky. I'm not a big coffee drinker though, so my main takeaway has been to incorporate pour over techniques into making Pot Noodles.

Thought you might like to know, this weather has not yet made it to Toxteth… Liverpool’s microclimate in a nutshell.

As November approaches, never forget that the BBC pinned a poppy on Cookie Monster. "YPRES MAKE COOKIE MONSTER SAD. NO COOKIES AT SOMME."

What crisis?

Commence Operation Anfield Exercise.

*taps the sign*

Some of these boys are new, these boys are a team in transition, but most importantly these boys lost a mate in tragic circumstances 4 months ago yesterday. I’d like us to be able to cut them a bit of fucking slack. Thx bye.

Sounds like I’m not missing much. So, if you’re interested, for tea I’m doing Meera Sodha’s Kale Saag Paneer.

We’re also deeply scary, violent, communist terrorists who’ll call you a nazi and/or gun you down at the drop of a hat. Make up your mind.