Sounds like I’m not missing much. So, if you’re interested, for tea I’m doing Meera Sodha’s Kale Saag Paneer.

We’re also deeply scary, violent, communist terrorists who’ll call you a nazi and/or gun you down at the drop of a hat. Make up your mind.

It’s hard to imagine football before Ryan Gravenberch.

Hiya

If someone can provide a replay of the game, but just a camera on Simeone, I’d pay good money.

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

Women don’t play in goal apparently 🙃

The 6Music Guess: a game of chance and skill where you listen to some hot new indie acts and try to identify, from the music alone, which major British private school they attended

It’s Roman Kemp’s world, we’re all just living in it.

Guten Morgen, Rote

The ‘dark arts’ thing can be fun but when you’re whiny little pathetic babies about it then you can fuck off. Apologies.

😭

I think the era of watching United games with my fella is sadly over.

Remember when painting pedestrian crossings in Pride colours could cause horses to drop dead from shock?

The Monday Night Football presenting team have displeased the giant child who commands them. They will be punished.

The Premier League in 2025

Louvre.

The devil’s club

The UK Number 1 when Rio Ngumoha was born was “I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry.

We’re all gonna be dead by Christmas

The devil’s club

Do I need to press the red button to see all of that on RefCam?

Premier League ref cam is like when you play as Chop the dog in GTA V

This is awful This is awful This is awful This is awful Hahahhahahahshahahahhaha

God has given us these days of leisure, LFC 24/25

BBC Breakfast referring to Semenyo as ‘born in England’ this morning… what does it fucking matter? Who are we trying to appease here?

Mum’s match report

This is the best kind of football for me tbh, though I’ll be dead by the end of the season

208 is really a Perspective Free Zone tonight.

There is, of course, no connection at all between football fans feeling emboldened to fling racist abuse in public and mainstream politicians uttering barely-sanitised versions of the same sentiments.

Ban them as well though.

Also if you hear anyone defending that racist prick, call them out. This place should be rid of cunts. I’m sick of it.

I hate the dinner jacket.

GANGLY YOUTH!!!

Hiya

this is the standard for convictions under terrorism legislation. you'll never pass a DBS check. that's a life bar in jobs in teaching, healthcare, social services, civil service etc. it's an international travel bar. there's also upcoming legislation for bans to social housing and access to finance

Won’t someone think of the children?!

If you hog the hip thrust barbell at the gym because you’re busy playing Candy Crush or looking at TikTok or whatever, there’s a special place in hell for you.

Remember how I said there was very clearly one aspect of this story that had been insufficiently investigated and in fact largely ignored, and that it wasn’t the one the papers spent almost fifteen years screaming about?

Britain using the recognition of a sovereign Palestinian state as a threat, tells you everything you need to know about its dedication to the rights of Palestinians, a century after the Balfour Declaration.

I’m Welsh but this warmed the cockles.

Happy 13+ Members Sale Day to all that celebrate.

Germany gave people €1,200/month no strings attached. They kept working, slept better, switched to better jobs, and even gave more to others. Turns out, when people aren’t drowning, they swim further. #UBI doesn’t kill ambition, it frees it.

Hardest test of my alcohol free life so far this week. My walk home from work features several of Liverpool’s finest boozers, including my favourite ever. I miss that easy ‘de-stress’ pint on my own. It never really made things better, but I miss that feeling of immediate relief.

This is the end result of anti-trans bigotry: more harassment of girls and women, more policing of gender roles, more gender McCarthyism.

Huge if true.

I just wanted to make mention of the two seagulls that circled Deepdale during the silence before kick off yesterday, and the white cabbage butterfly that fluttered around us up in row 30/31 after Conor scored.

Obviously I never met Diogo Jota. But you sing somebody's name week in, week out in the stands, you watch them do what they do, and you develop a relationship of a kind. At least with what they stand for there. Diogo has given us so many moments of joy. It's so so tragic. His poor family.