man I love trade unions

The first woman in Parliament to appear in the Guardian's 'best-dressed at Glastonbury' feature. You'll never sing that, etc...

walked into my yard and cried HELLO SWEET ANGEL at the jackdaw sitting on the gutter waiting for snacks, obviously my neighbour's new boyfriend was right there across the low fence having a smoke

*centrists after losing another election "we lost, but we can hold our heads up high knowing we abandoned every principle and ran a borderline illegal aggressive smear campaign"

Labour: why don't you all fuck off LOL Labour: no not like that

couple of days off work next week so this is me officially announcing my availability for any wolves fa cup spares 😅 I am undefeated in my last 27 match attendances so if you want the reds to win silverware do the right thing

underappreciated but very funny gorton and denton sideplot: the conservatives nominating literal sex matters (uk terf group) trustee charlotte cadden, only for her to get the worst result for the conservatives in by-election history and lose her deposit

This is really cool

Thiago, Kostas, Darwin 🥹 and just as the away end were singing god save the queen lol

Thrilled to be standing for the Greens in Tooting Broadway. Time to fight for a fairer future 💚

got the kraken blues game on while I WFH and my boy gru does not deserve any of this

a sombre morning for british columnists as they move their "The electorate has spoken, we must listen" articles to the recycling bin and upload their "the greens victory shows just how far the west has fallen" articles instead

100%

aw shit

they did WHAT

still feels wrong to me to have hockey fixtures two days in a row. please, my large sons, they are very tired.

grubauer. please let the horse girl goalie and his rescue dog be Fine, For A Rich Dude

Let's get ready to ruuuuuuuumble! Ben Meyers and Jacob Melanson know their roles as energy guys and they try to inject some energy into an otherwise largely lifeless #SeaKraken team by dropping the gloves and delivering fists to faces.

is that kraken hockey baby

ahhhhhh new Ninth House novel in September!

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

fresh and hot with sugar and cinnamon, or pretty much anything that crosstown doughnuts make tbqh I miss them so much

HAHAHA YES

truly dedicated haters, love it

the SPEAKER grassed on mandelson oh that's beautiful 🍿

This post is the single best advert for the fact that proper local journalism matters. If Jim’s team hadn’t put the pieces together quickly, this wouldn’t have been stopped.

Its the Köln mascots birthday today

As requested, here’s the secret door in action! It’s hard to film one handed, but I did my best. It leads through to another room and we kept the door for warmth. Really the back should be painted green too, but it took @alexmilway.bsky.social long enough to do the rest of it! Maybe one day…

haha I'm already into them and the torrent so good job

Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos

instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

When a hockey team pisses away all the goodwill they generated in 48 hours flat, we call it Milkshake Puck.

they're really going public in HR S2 then

nothing but respect for my president

🥺

god what must it be like having to hope everton win EVERY fucking week

some of the us men's hockey team still have too many teeth imo

jesus Morecambe have recalled Daniel Ogwuru from his loan, he's only been here about a fortnight ffs

sitting down to watch fucking EVERTON see what I'm reduced to without 3 simultaneous hockey games and some figure skating

no hockey today

When the internet tells me who the villain is so I can replace my sadness with righteous anger

sometimes something bad happens where there are no malicious actors, no one is happy, and everyone gets the worst possible outcome they don't deserve. social media exists to strip such events of context so we can have clear winners and losers

beautiful

just seen konate did a cartwheel and leapt into szoboszlai's arms after macallister's first goal haha love him

Perseus Rescuing Andromeda, by Paolo Veronese, 1576-78, 📸 by @JOHNRU55ELL

"Is not the main-truck higher than the kelson's low?" convinced melville and/or ishmael are just straight up inventing half the nautical terms and the dude who compiled the penguin edition glossary is in on it #UntitledWhaleClub

usually when the referee's going to the monitor