god he's such a terrible cunt

the shift! the shift! 🙌

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Our statement on the UK gov't's demand that all content on all devices sold or used in the UK be scanned, on the presumption of nudity, using a dystopian combination of age verification & content scanning. This proposal will not safeguard children. It endangers us all. signal.org/blog/pdfs/20...

oh my crow friend had a white patch like that for a while not long before they had the babies 🥹 I miss them! I hope they're doing good!

GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!

had a nice dinner and a nice time continuing to ignore the mounting signs that delicious, delicious tahini doesn't agree with my stomach

fuck this season honestly it's OVER and yet it keeps kicking me in the shins

FOOTBALL WITHOUT ORIGI IS NOTHING

👑 Divock Origi has announced his retirement from football at the age of 31 The man for the special moments 🔴 Congratulations on a fantastic career, Divock👏

Additional scripts for cis het white men who want to be better allies: “What a weird thing to say” “Do you hear yourself right now?” “You shouldn’t say shit like that to people” “I won’t let you talk to them that way” “That’s a disgusting opinion to have” “Shut the fuck up, dude”

Perhaps the most Hotdog Guy guy of all time, which is funny because he does actually look quite like a hotdog

more crows you say? this one is stealing the sun 👀 shop.frankduffy.co.uk/product/crow...

posting a darwin a day til we bring him home

truly I either arrive at my local station 15 minutes early or 30 seconds late there is no middle ground

“As the annual Pride parade weaved its way through Durham… the rainbow flags were almost matched in number by trade union banners, as miners, postal workers, and train drivers swelled the parade’s ranks in solidarity, making it the biggest in Durham Pride’s history.” Solidarity is our strength. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

this is why I hate international football why are they putting my captain in this predicament

this is why I hate international football why are they putting my captain in this predicament

decided to set up a new phone, earbuds and running watch all on the same day and came very close to smashing all of them

developing a deep enmity for pwhl detroit and they don't even fully exist yet

have been refusing to update this app to avoid the age verification nonsense but I have a new phone now so will be on the latest version unfortunately. so will be losing access to my DMs shortly 🙄

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The person who originally saw this broadcast and took the pictures of the TV is currently the Icelandic Ambassador to the US.

ishmael is addressing the camera directly with a manic glint in his eye

blather about "meeting cool people" not really convincing evidence of learning + growing about what the league considered "deeply troubling and unacceptable conduct" is it

GET THEM

whenever I skim the timeline and see a mention of Claude I am disappointed that we are not talking about Him

Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.

we'll always have Same Sized Robes

Chowder for breakfast, and chowder for dinner, and chowder for supper, till you began to look for fish-bones coming through your clothes.

Sick of the relentless adult content I see on Bluesky: back pain, interest rates, tax brackets, that noise you make when you stand-up sometimes.

Respect to the bald men who confidently assert that Melville had read "The Origin of Species" while their audience members are saying to themselves um, no; do a search while recording and learn that the Origin came out 8 years after MD; and then post the whole thing online for us to laugh at.

canada have one back with 76 seconds to go lmao okay

should the american ref really be geeing up the finland keeper

expecting potentially 9 separate parcels in the next week which is unfortunate for the people who might expect me to focus on my paid employment

they should make the losers all get filmed being handed baffling stuffed animals like at the olympic hockey

can you get a red card during penalties because eze deserves it for that nonsense

"I'M NOT CALLING TERRIBLE CALLS TONIGHT, NO" have i mentioned i love worlds ref cam

Captain Canada Macklin Celebrini feeds Dylan Holloway for the go ahead goal in the first period. Former #SJSharks defender Dylan DeMelo with the secondary assist. Canada up 2-1 in #MensWorlds Semis

I know many of you have other concerns at the moment but celebrini's assist for holloway at worlds was fucking insane

spacing of the font on the back of the arsenal shirts is a disgrace by the way

1-0 finland so sidney is going to be a total bitch rest of this period

lmao fair fucks the Tactical Cramp peel session joke was decent

well canada finland starts at 7 so if psg could get a shift on i'd appreciate it

yes, hello the main event is coming up

I take back everything I said about this final that was the greatest moment of the season right there