‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

Jim never has a second hydration break at home...

Hydration Break.

Goal.

Lee Dixon loves a Chicken Korma, but only if it's not too spicy.

Lee Dixon smells of Digestive Biscuits.

Lee Dixon would like to tell you the good news about Jesus Christ Our Saviour.

Hydration Break.

Lee Dixon still says WHAAAAATSSSSUUUUPPP.

Lee Dixon Irons his Socks.

Just seen the England Squad after Tuchel makes Five Changes...

Guess who's Steak is who's...

A Miracle.

Something is happening in my local park and we can hear an excitable person on a microphone, but can barely hear what's being said. We Will Rock you has just started too...

Fuck me. Hypnotits is such deeply unserious person. This is who we’re putting our liberal faith in, is it? Jesus Christ.

Why would you buy a Digital Copy of a Film though?

Just read up about Scotland's chances of progressing out of the Group Stages.

The Only Person in the UK Not Sweating today ….

Just gotten onto the job I've been putting off all week.

Pity there's no decent comedy sketch shows anymore, because I'd 100% watch something that had a Nicola Sturgeon type character that lived in a house that gets gradually more opulent without her noticing...

Wife's sleeping downstairs as she's struggling to breathe upstairs in the heat, so I've got the bed to myself. Normally it's me away, so this feels weird...

Get your child a Learning Plan and you're pretty much guaranteed entry into your preferred School... How are they even surprised?

The Highways Agency don't have enough storage for the amount of Traffic Cones they own, so they just move them around the Highway Network.

Scotland are going to get Tonked tonight, and will still historically get through the Group Stages. The bar is going to be THAT low.

Sold some Garden Chairs on Facebook Marketplace in under an hour and now I feel I advertised them too cheap...

It's so hot that if Michael Barrymore invited me over for a Pool Party, I'd probably accept...

1️⃣2️⃣ years ago today...

We need to start caveating these historic landmarks. There will be teams with less points than Scotland qualifying for the knockout stages because the quality of this World Cup is shit.

Nothing say's "Blooski" like trying to Out Leftie people with a How Right Wing Are You? quiz.

Bloody Hell!

Microsoft Two Step Verification Security Number was 69. (I am a Full Grown Adult)

"Right now, it's Jam Supernova"

Westminster yesterday.

Computer froze during a customer Teams Meeting.

Had a surprisingly good sleep, lads

Hydration Break

I'm sorry what

Hands up if you've ever worked in the Real World.

Wait until you see the fuss they make of Mozart.

High farce delivered in the way only British politics can - a Sky News helicopter tracking Burnham's train down to Euston, only to follow the wrong cab once he gets in.

Keir Starmer in a month's time

The procession of 10 living Prime Ministers at the Cenotaph is soon going to outnumber WW2 Veterans...👀

"Doo doo, doo doo doo"

Anybody said he'd cried for himself yet?

Monday.

Just interviewed a young woman who'd put two sets of letters I didn't recognise after her name on her CV and application. She explained that she felt she needed something to stand out so just added random letters. That's the sort of attitude this company needs. She got the job.