First Breakfast of the year in the Garden. 👍

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Not had a Stalking Horse since Sir Anthony Meyer...

I am once again thinking of the French girl attempting to say "Burger".

Forgetting the dig at disabled people for a moment, we seem to be doomed to play out the same political argument again and again. Calling people who voted Brexit "thick", "uneducated", and "stupid" did not work. Only a fucking idiot would think calling them "disabled" is going to work this time.

My local record shop does this, no prices on anything, he has to check Discogs. I walked out and have no intention of going back.

the scream, 2026

The year is 2026 and people still don't understand the majority of the British voters want to be outside the European Union...

Harry Smallboner North Carolina, Wilmington, Cemetery Records, 1852-2005

Your Party election results just in...

Gutted to find Rosamund Pike only narrated 4 Wheel of Time Books. It's like when they change actors in a soap opera... 😬

The Crank Left have deserted Labour and moved to the Greens so this was no surprise.

I scroll through LinkedIn every day and there seems to be two male connections that exclusively "Like" or comment on posts made by attractive women which include selfies. Suspect that the only people who don't notice this type of thing are the people doing it.

Checked my local results, quite a few wins for one Racist Party and only one win for the other Racist Party... Turnouts were low.

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

Good Morning.

Yet Zack says Gaza is on the ballot? Not very local...

Didn't vote for either of the two UK Mainstream Racist Parties. 👍

Great, we're living through the plot of the Bishop's Gambit episode of Yes, Prime Minister.

Eliot Fletcher has a question for the Prime Minister.

Thursday

I'm enjoying being blocked by Green Party Racists...

Just looked at a Work Email and somebody has just asked for a quotation saying they need it completing by the end of May.

“Wait! Wait! Cancel that. … I guess it says ‘helf.’”

Late to this...

The only Party Political literature I've had through my door was Reform and Labour. Both went in the recycling. As would any other, but it's interesting only those two tried.

There are many, many reasons why Zack Polanski’s *share early, share often* social media policy is incredibly stupid, but this is just the latest. (H/T @adamlangleben.bsky.social)

Zack Polanski thinks stories about the lies that he has told are not important and scraping the barrel. Yet he also called out Boris Johnson as being a liar. The man's an absolute charlatan.

Suzie found chocolate bar Trio took her to the zoo in 1986

Zack Polanski falsely claimed to be British Red Cross spokesperson, charity says

The Green Party is an antisemitic shitshow.

Credit where Credit is Due, but that video of Kemi Badenoch taking down the Antisemite is probably the most impressive thing I've ever seen her do. Ok, probably the ONLY impressive thing I've seen her do...🤷

I for one would be sceptical about taking advice from a woman with pink hair who admits she has no qualifications...

Well this is quite something. Over on X @harryeccles.bsky.social, a Green candidate on the Isle of Wight, rewrites the famous poem by Martin Niemoller about Nazi erasure. But does so to leave out the Jews.

Tuesday after a Bank Holiday weekend.

I'm going on Master Chef, looking Gordon Ramsay dead in the eye while I pop this in the microwave, then staring at him unblinking for two minutes until it's ready.

That's a rip off of Pizza The Hut...

If you tire of having wearisome people akshewallying all over your mentions, I can heartily recommend criticising a Green Party antisemite so they put you on a blocklist

Darth Vader needed a packet of Tunes in 1997

The continuous opening shot of 1917 is the best Cinematography I have ever seen. 👍

...I was literally just trying to work out if something was a quote, to be honest, but fucking hell google

Slightly diminish a book. Waiting for godot.

Daughter's Birthday Today. Where the hell did that 15 years actually go?

Our power has just been cut off for scheduled maintenance... All I can hear are house alarms.

Never wanted Sean Murphy to win a match of Snooker more...

'Ron Weasley' yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy. Original post