Presuming Ed
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Runs with scissors in the dark
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Tits McGee
about 9 hours ago
βSay yes and never do itβ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
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Hip Priest
about 20 hours ago
Jim never has a second hydration break at home...
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Hydration Break.
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about 20 hours ago
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Goal.
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Fat Les - Vindaloo
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about 20 hours ago
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Lee Dixon loves a Chicken Korma, but only if it's not too spicy.
about 21 hours ago
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Lee Dixon smells of Digestive Biscuits.
about 21 hours ago
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Lee Dixon would like to tell you the good news about Jesus Christ Our Saviour.
about 21 hours ago
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Hydration Break.
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about 21 hours ago
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Lee Dixon still says WHAAAAATSSSSUUUUPPP.
about 22 hours ago
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Lee Dixon Irons his Socks.
about 22 hours ago
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Just seen the England Squad after Tuchel makes Five Changes...
about 22 hours ago
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Guess who's Steak is who's...
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A Miracle.
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1 day ago
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Something is happening in my local park and we can hear an excitable person on a microphone, but can barely hear what's being said. We Will Rock you has just started too...
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Lucille Ball
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Chris Addison
1 day ago
Fuck me. Hypnotits is such deeply unserious person. This is who weβre putting our liberal faith in, is it? Jesus Christ.
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Why would you buy a Digital Copy of a Film though?
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Just read up about Scotland's chances of progressing out of the Group Stages.
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The Office Laugh
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2 days ago
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AshfromEnfield
2 days ago
The Only Person in the UK Not Sweating today β¦.
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Just gotten onto the job I've been putting off all week.
2 days ago
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Pity there's no decent comedy sketch shows anymore, because I'd 100% watch something that had a Nicola Sturgeon type character that lived in a house that gets gradually more opulent without her noticing...
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Sandra Bullock Blindfolded in Bird Box
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Kent Tayler
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Wife's sleeping downstairs as she's struggling to breathe upstairs in the heat, so I've got the bed to myself. Normally it's me away, so this feels weird...
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Rain Oppa Lying on Bed
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3 days ago
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Get your child a Learning Plan and you're pretty much guaranteed entry into your preferred School... How are they even surprised?
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3 days ago
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The Highways Agency don't have enough storage for the amount of Traffic Cones they own, so they just move them around the Highway Network.
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4 days ago
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Scotland are going to get Tonked tonight, and will still historically get through the Group Stages. The bar is going to be THAT low.
4 days ago
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Sold some Garden Chairs on Facebook Marketplace in under an hour and now I feel I advertised them too cheap...
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Sad Pouting Baby
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4 days ago
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It's so hot that if Michael Barrymore invited me over for a Pool Party, I'd probably accept...
4 days ago
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No Score Draws βπ»β½
4 days ago
1οΈβ£2οΈβ£ years ago today...
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We need to start caveating these historic landmarks. There will be teams with less points than Scotland qualifying for the knockout stages because the quality of this World Cup is shit.
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4 days ago
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Nothing say's "Blooski" like trying to Out Leftie people with a How Right Wing Are You? quiz.
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Robert Downey Jr. Rolling Eyes
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5 days ago
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Bloody Hell!
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5 days ago
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Microsoft Two Step Verification Security Number was 69. (I am a Full Grown Adult)
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Haha
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"Right now, it's Jam Supernova"
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Walkie Talkie Stomp & Smash
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Westminster yesterday.
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Computer froze during a customer Teams Meeting.
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The Fast How: Man Smiling in Jazz Club
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5 days ago
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Had a surprisingly good sleep, lads
6 days ago
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Hydration Break
6 days ago
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Ellie Mae O'Hagan
6 days ago
I'm sorry what
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Hands up if you've ever worked in the Real World.
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Wait until you see the fuss they make of Mozart.
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6 days ago
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Jessica Elgot
6 days ago
High farce delivered in the way only British politics can - a Sky News helicopter tracking Burnham's train down to Euston, only to follow the wrong cab once he gets in.
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Thomas I-G
6 days ago
Keir Starmer in a month's time
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The procession of 10 living Prime Ministers at the Cenotaph is soon going to outnumber WW2 Veterans...π
6 days ago
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Son of Bengt
6 days ago
"Doo doo, doo doo doo"
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Anybody said he'd cried for himself yet?
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Barack Obama's Iconic Shrug
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Monday.
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fesshole π§»
7 days ago
Just interviewed a young woman who'd put two sets of letters I didn't recognise after her name on her CV and application. She explained that she felt she needed something to stand out so just added random letters. That's the sort of attitude this company needs. She got the job.
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