How does one go about muting Traitors on here... 🙄

Just remembered Euro Supergirl.

With the amount of Germans in South Africa, this is more of a serious question than a joke...

Seems that Fifa Peace Prize just wasn't enough.

Friday.

To be fair, she's got every right to be angry...

Have you got the balls to smoke Hamlet in 1990?

Apparently I posted this on FaceAche 11 years ago today, but it could have been yesterday.

Thursday.

Elbit lost their contract due to a routine renewal bidding process, the fucking frauds...

These are made in Wigan, in the factory I used to work in (but a different company making the same types of products). Think there's one in my desk draw in my office. youtube.com/watch?v=3wJx...

None of them... 😬

This is fantastic. 👍

People on here DO know that the problem with AI generating sexually explicit pictures of women and kids isn't just limited to Grok, don't they?

Didn't realise that Miriam Margoyles played Marc Bolan...

Guess who forgot to set their Alarm and now isn't going into the Office today after all?

Just heard that Scott Adams has died, so now's probably the best time to log out of BlooSki for a bit as it's probably about to become way more toxic than Twitter. Again.

It won't be as good as the book...

Kemi Badenoch didn't mention Child Pornography on her Twitter post about protecting kids online because that's highly illegal and that should go without saying.

Dear Amazon Music. Just because I listened to my Christmas Playlist a few times over Christmas doesn't mean I want to hear FUCKING CHRISTMAS MUSIC IN MID FUCKING JANUARY.

Just seen Zarah Sultana's criticism of Iran that was basically just criticism of Israel...

The BBC will publish news on anything else but Iran...

I for one am Shocked that Nadhim Zahawi is a hypocrite...

Jeff Banks cancelling himself wasn't on my 2026 Bingo Card... 👀

Was it something I said?

I'm not trying to be funny, but even with reports of mass executions and human rights abuses, there are fewer mentions of #Iran on Bluesky than there are mentions of Football on a British Soap Opera... Is it... Is it because the Iranian Leaders aren't Jews?

Monday. (@twonks.bsky.social)

Wife told me when I woke up this morning that I was In The Bad Books. I didn't press it as I'd assumed it was due to me snoring, but she's just admitted that it was because she'd had a dream in which I asked for a Divorce.

Anybody know when Greta's taking her Flotilla to Iran?

Nobody wants to see a Premiership team humiliate a small team...

Congratulations to Macclesfield, what a performance!

I want to get back to living in a world where people don't feel entitled enough to release a statement on things that have absolutely nothing to do with them.

Oh this is good. This is very good.

You’re fuckin’ barred!

This was for 60 hours of Parking...

As a society we need to talk about the cost of Airport Parking more. £87 to park within a five minute walk of Liverpool Airport is daylight robbery.

Free Iran!

Did somebody just blame The Jews?

Friday.

Going on what I do for a living: Moron. Going off everything else: Low Grade Imbecile.

2026 is 2% complete.

Good Morning.

*shudders*

Here it is. 👍