Hook it to my veins! Exactly what that prick Szoboszlai deserved

Oh do Fuck Off. inews.co.uk/inews-lifest...

Monday.

Wait until their Tiny Minds get a load of this...

Good Morning.

Wife's gone to the hairdresser's, cleaning out my wallet as she went.

Friends feared he was drinking Bolognese again.

I hold my Fork in my Right Hand, I'm Right Handed. It doesn't mean I eat like a Peasant. This guy dodged a bullet.

I'm totally open to an investigation into Bull Clinton, but I'm fairly certain that shouldn't stop an investigation into Donald Trump.

Does she only want people who donated to her Leadership Campaign?

Friday.

Big scoop by my colleagues, this:

Re: Epstein’s emails

Holy Fuck! "An argument between Wes Streeting and Keir Starmer is like an argument between Narcissus and his reflection."

That's EXACTLY what somebody trying to oust the Prime Minister would say...

1. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. 2. It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World. 3. Stop or My Mom Will Shoot. 4. Shaving Ryan's Privates

LIAR!

There's a "Tom's putting it in now" joke to be made here, but I've got a meeting so you're going to have to think of it yourself...

Tuesday.

Holy Fucking Shit! If this is actually what BBC Panorama put out* then burn BBC News to the the ground and salt the earth. *It's a sign of the times that I'm not confident that this is real...

I feel TOTALLY vindicated.

Monday.

Just caught up on the news on the BBC. I've not trusted their news output for a long time so this is no surprise...

He put a semicolon on a plate.

Just watching the season finale of Severence, good to hear The Alan Parson Project...

Calm Down, Helly.

The Quiet Fireworks were shit.

Daughter wants to go to the local Fireworks Display, but they're "quiet".

He'll always be "Bike Nonce" though...

Meanwhile, over on LinkedIn... 🙄

Oh for Fucks Sake. Two minutes on BlooSki and you can find far far worse than this said about "the wrong kind of politicians". Peak Fucking Guardian. Meet gen X: middle-aged, enraged and radicalised by internet bile | Gaby Hinsliff www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Take your settings off of Kid Mode. 👇

A picture you can smell.

Two emails received overnight from two different Industry Experts that back my opinions in two completely separate discussions*. *One may have been more like an argument.

Why would they though?

Friday.

I raise you this one.

Hard Agree with this one...

First Mince Pie of The Season, lads. 👍

A Politician being awarded a Bull Shit Peace Prize you say? Well this is totally unprecedented. <SideEyeMonkey.gif> morningstaronline.co.uk/article/h-co...

To be fair to the Orange Man, and despite it not existing for the majority of that time, he's correct on this one.

Every time some cunt complained about these non existent billboards, every snarky comment made with a screenshot, & every self satisfied prick prattling on about how much they hated Gervais has contributed to making this viral ad campaign a success & ensured we're seeing more of them. Well done.

Just been reminded of this, the "Fine Thank You" stayed with me from being a kid, but I'd forgotten where it came from. youtube.com/watch?v=OOy_...

Shame, because he was relying on them for his Third Term...

It must be nice to live in a World where "One Political Party = Good, One Political Party = Bad".

Wednesday.