Well the World Cup sweep at work can fuck off

I can’t believe a pornographer is being accused of sexually exploiting women. They’ll be pointing their woke fingers at Hugh Hefner next

Watching Top Toe on C4 and just remembered the time Denise Welch called me a “fucking wanker” on the bird app

Just had a bet on Iran to win the World Cup, the odds aren’t great though 9/11 #FIFA ##USA26

Zia Yusuf is a hate stirring piece of shit. Still banging on about the kid in Southampton who he genuinely doesn’t give a shit about

Alan Ball playing a blinder here

Julian Clary on Gogglebox. Not seen him in decades… that dusting joke probably ended his tv career. He’s ace

Youngest is back home after 3 years at Uni. No more toe-curling payments to slum landlords

This Green Party rep is as thick as the Reform gimp. Embarrassing

I almost feel sorry for this fucking moron Robert Kenyon. He’s so far out of his depth, it’s embarrassing. Funny though

I’m telling ya naaaar, this is a two tier police in Sadeeek Khaaan’s Lundanistan #BBCQT

Jesus christ, I wish BBCQT wouldn’t platform dunderheads with massive brain injuries as serious guests

Not watched BBCQT for a number of years but I’m gonna give it a go tonight, see what that Reform pudding Robert Kenyon is about and shake my head at the audience whilst losing all hope for the future

The beak on her #Peston

Would be gutted if I lived in Southampton and put my bins out tonight

I see Farage is back on TV trying to score points from a family’s tragedy. Sure as night follows days. Odious piece of shit that he is

Wholesome post alert - we’ve had Ronnie for 3 months now 1. Day one at ours looking shattered. 2. On a beach smiling 2 weeks ago.

Top ten cheering up things 1. Trips away in the camper van 2. Visiting European cities 3. Hearing my kids laughing 4. Fans calling City “plastics & cheats” 5. Chippy teas 6. A dog with its head out of a car window 7. Small gigs 8. Pints 9. Fascists getting punched 10. Ronnie’s little face

Ebola in Brazil, it’ll be heading north for the World Cup before you can say inject bleach & shine a torch inside the body to clean it out

Meatloaf going on about felching again is he? #totp93

We had this discussion years ago about Gabrielle & her eyepatch. At the time I tried to convince people that she loved snacking & kept a mini scotch egg or silverskin pickled onion inside it for when she got peckish

i’m old enough to remember when Richard Madeley was lead singer of Duran Duran #TOTP93

Sub Sub oh yeah #totp93

Nope can’t see Arsenal on there.

In retrospect, I think Arsenal were denied a nailed on penalty & would probably have won the Champions League. Please sign my petition to have the final replayed

Arsenal bottle it in The Battle of the Sphincters. Textbook

Yes Paris!!!! Get in

“The French” notorious bottlers. Arsenal notorious bottlers. Penalties. This game will be known through the ages as The Battle of the Sphincters

Guess who just found out the CL Final didn’t kick off at 8pm?

Pray for me lads… she’s sat there making a Costco shopping list

The MEN can fuck off with their clickbait. “3 prettiest villages to visit near Greater Manchester” No1. Portmeirion

Bruv-in-law was telling me they had an auction at some function he was at in US, 4x Algeria v Austria tickets in corporate area. Not a single bid. I can see the World Cup being a huge success. Best ever in fact

Just had a good few ales with my Bruv-in-law who is over from the US and we both agree the AI is a load of dogshit so there you go. Sorted

Had a very mixed day, started with dread then my lovely wife gets the all-clear at the hospital. On way back she said “might do a Costco run at the weekend as I’m not gonna die”. God bless the NHS and my mrs #cans

Heard Manchester City shop stuff referred to as Bertchandise and this is the most glorious thing I’ve heard this year

Fella at work was saying how the hotels & businesses are going down the pan in Dubai, 5 star hotels running at 9% capacity can only last so long

Struggled to shut my back door tonight, with this heat

Get in

I hear yer dah has painted a Banksy on your gable end

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.

Well this sounds like perfection to me. If Joey Holts did days out

If there was ever a team that doesn’t deserve a place in Europe, it’s those Makem Reform cunts

What a fucking bellend

The absolute neck on Northern Trains doing a TV advert with the the slogan, “Go do your thing”

Why is he wearing a sports bra under his football shirt?

Oh Middlesbro fans, that’s heartbreaking

If ever there was a victimless crime, it’s this

Has anyone here ever done a safari? If yes, where & what was it like?

Visited the home of Lord Summerisle today. What a stunning place