Glad this Galatassary gave isn’t in Turkey or my arse would be like that 🍩

Fall Out

Is anyone going to watch the Take That documentary series on Netflix?

Mr Mercedes on Netflix. Is it worth me bothering my arse with after Series 1… 3 episodes into series 2 and it’s already got me going “Yer what, hypnotised? fuck off”

United wearing tracksuits with “Mani” on them. The bloodsuckers that they are… they didn’t mind charging his family £25K to have the wake at Old Trafford like.

Had the interview with the dog adoption charity yesterday & we’re rescuing a 6yr old scruffy terrier cross called Ronny. He’s been in kennels for the past 4 years after being abandoned in the middle of nowhere in Serbia & was rescued by a young man who nearly ran it over in his car

Arnie Slott there, doing his best Shteeve McClaren voice #motd

Oh I say, that’s a

I see they’re still grieving

I’m watching Carole King & James Taylor on BBC4 like some old rug pulling Boomer. And it’s beautiful stuff. Some amazing tunes they wrote

Quote a post with a clue where you're from

It’s mad really, that a humble lad from the midlands is bigger than The Beatles. I hope the city of Stoke honour him

Laughing at what the Orange lad slagging off UK Forces, hanging back while the yanks took all the frontline risk. It’s funny cos Army types generally like the cut of his jib. And now the draft dodging coward is questioning their bravery

Here’s a photo of The Beatles defending a free kick.

Portillo in Bilbao & San Sebastián on Ch5 klaxon

Got a phone interview on Saturday to see if we’re fit owners to rescue a dog from a Serbian Kennels. So that’s good news

Thirty days hath September, April, June and November. All the rest have thirty-one, Excepting January which has 48, the shithouse

I think I’m going to ditch watching the news for a while. It’s having a really bad effect on my overall mood. Not felt this pissed off & low since lockdown

I’m only watching the orange paedo in the hope he has a massive heart attack

And I for one believe him

I’m far too pissed for 6:48 on a Saturday evening. More #cans

Surprised VAR didn’t allow that goal

Semenyo needs to keep running at that fat cunt

Bloody ‘ell derby day tomorrow, 12;30 kickoff, you say?

Semenyo & Guehi in January. Fucking cheats

Just seen 10 minutes of #Newsnight The BBC need to sack that Gibb scumbag as soon as possible

Robert Jenrick “Britain is broken. You get arrested and thrown in jail just for saying you’re English, these days”

Listening to this racist shithouse Jenrick talking about the decline of Britain like him & Farage are blameless. Crooked racist con artists of the the world unite

Somebody is going to have to explain to me. Speak really slowly.

Got a Team Building morning in the office tomorrow where we’re going to learn to learn about the 5 C’s I’m already cringing

Have that Murphy’s Mob

Well if the game wasn’t fucked by VAR before tonight, it well & truly is now

Another great goal from our Academy players #Oneofourown

I love the idea of the Enhanced Olympics, superhuman athletes on drugs… pretty much the same as the normal Olympics but without the dishonesty

Don’t half feel sorry for all those tories in Tunbridge Wells with no water. But hey go that’s privatisation for you

Dick wears white sox

Paying homage to paedos is it lads? aye

Another great managerial performance by Fletcher

Ahem

There appears to be a headless Edwardian lady in the house

Kerning type, using letraset, clippercards on the bus

Did we all survive the WEATHER BOMB (a bit of wind & rain)?

Not the greatest day to be called Jonathan Ross

I wonder if Darren Fletcher does d a big shit in his kecks watching that tonight?

That’s the league well & truly gone. This season’s only saving grace is laughing at them twats again

This a is going to be horrible

Good morning all