Arf

There’ll be no order of “Salt n Pepper Chicken with Chippy Chips” getting phoned in later. AMIRITE?

Absolutely love checking phone when my stream is a minute behind to see this type of thing on my TL

Absolutely have to win this to make Arsenal shit their arses up their back

I’m going to watch the 2nd half in a yank channel, so i don’t have to listen to that miserable Neville gobshite, it’ll probably be Lee Dixon on co-comms

Who’s this Clayhead sounding commentator on the Sund/Spurs game? He wants banning for that accent

Bert Trautmann would have rubbed a sponge on that and carried on. Bloody poncey, woke goalies

Arf

All hail Jesus of Nazireth

3x solo pints and all is well. Wife just texted me to get her a bar of choc on way back… It means 4

So glad Woolwich Arsenal are still in the Champions League, this could be a full prolapse

How many points for a 1-2?

Big wash day up coming. All day pegging session just about to start

Kemi Badenoch is as thick as a Boxing Day shite

Just waiting for Kemi to say “we can’t have an army because of woke”

Andrew Windsor at child rape orgy 1997

Been a mad week. Party in this house was ace

They’re still reporting only 7-10 dead servicemen from this war in Iran. Estimated figures in reality are up to 750 dead & injured. But the Orange lad doesn’t want that reporting. Those flag draped coffins are never a good look

Are Lingus have got to be the worst long haul operator in the skies. Uncomfortable, cramped, no legroom & then they charge you for drinks. Pitiful airline, no better than RyanAir. Worse in fact

Drinking 7.3% IPAs in the airport. I think it’s a good idea. Woe be tide the twat who reclines his seat on to my knees

Melania Trump came out today and blatantly lied about her involvement in the Epstein files.

Met a yonner DJ last night who was bragging to me “I’m a big mate of Scott Parker & loads of players”. I walked off while he was still talking at me

Stockport

What ridiculous cunt with a massive empty building

We go again

Watching US TV news and they’re blaming Obama for the response by Iran to being bombed, cos he had a civil agreement with them when he was president. It really is like North Korea this place

May contain war crimes

“Oh, that’s a fun name for a cocktail, I’ll have one of those & a Twin Towers Smash-up please”

What’s wrong with just having one telly?

In a bit of off-strip area in Vegas, bought original pressing of “There’s a riot going on” for £10 in great nick too apart from cover. That’s a bargain right vinyl lovers?

Not sure I approve of my wire’s new shorts

2:30am, thinking of getting up and going for a butty & a brew. My sleep pattern is on its arse

Had a rum couple of days travelling with missed connection flight & various faffs but finally in Vegas for a family wedding. Nice view of the Bellagio from our room

Good Friday #cans from a vintage Pint pot

They’re not even gonna land on the moon, the shithouses. What’s the point of that?

Just done a morning of team training/building. Please God, kill me now

Off to start an illegal war on the moon is it lads?

I hate this prick hosting Newsnight. Proper snide Kuennsberg acolyte. The BBC need to sort its recruitment out. I sense a sacking of this fella in 12 years time when his skeletons are revealed

It’s gonna blow up innit?

I think England should boycott this World Cup

“The last time I checked, there was a big bad Royal Navy”

Asian “Eurovision” song contest with the Grand Finale in Bangkok

Is there anyone at the BBC or GBNews that isn’t a wrong‘un?

Just put Newsnight on. Saw Rees-Mogg’s kite & switched over before I heard him speak. Why do they put this prick on ?

First day heading up Cardiff City’s legal team is going well

Was gonna go for a solo pint with Ronnie but this effin weather

If you see this, post a concert photo you took

Me blocking someone

Dalston, London - Jan' 2022

Well that was a night of results