Question for anyone cycling this morning… Are you fucking mental?

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Post an image that will always make you laugh

1. No evening games at weekends 2. Only one international break per season 3. More dogs on pitches 4. Bin VAR 5. £30 maximum ticket price - all games, all clubs

Just switched on ITV and I regret to inform you that John Redwood is still alive

Good morning. Carpe don’t

@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social Trump still led an attempted insurrection, he’s still a sex offender and he is still a criminal. Tell him to shove his head up his arse

If the BBB doesn’t get Stewart Lee in as new Director General then they’re fucked

Arne Slott and his team at the Etihad

One more before H/T and we’ll wallop the fuckers

Good decision by the referee

Lest we forget all those lives sacrificed so lazy drunken slobs like me could lie in bed farting in comfort at 10am on a Sunday morning

Monchengladbach vs Koln on one tv Sunderland vs Arsenal on the other. Peak Mundial bar action here

Joey Barton doing a French accent has just popped into my mind. Enjoy youtu.be/dovfYaQoPoY?...

HERE’S MY FUCKIN’ POPPY

Thinking of filing for divorce. I’ve been lying here awake for the past hour & she hasn’t brought me up a brew, might have to text her

Who thought it was a good idea having these lads doing the “hurray” part of Eton Rifles? Tremendous. #TOTP1979

Nice to see “I’m only a poor little sparrow” on TOTP 1979… proper Kippax vibes this

Polly Harvey on TOTP, I never such a thing existed

Mick Middles review, City Life 1987

Joey Barton calling Jeremy Vine a “Bike Nonce” is peak Barton behaviour. Guilty lid www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Threw a sicky and went for an interview. Pint?

No fan of Villa, but I’m glad they beat those baby murdering IDF scumbags

I hate that busy rugby cunt Joe on Traitors. Proper grass in real life him

Reckon I could possibly be out the door at work today. Got a “catch up” meeting with my nemesis later. A day after he stomped out of my presentation when I laughed at him & said “What?” After he made a ridiculous suggestion. I’ve got a very sick feeling in my gut. Dreading it

Savihno very fortunate to be playing against a very Bratwurst heavy Lüke Shäw this heffening

Saw that Reform ponce on tv last night saying “we’re on the side of people who set their alarm every night”. If you have to set your alarm every night, you must be an absolute moron. So it’s not all lies

I’ve just blocked an account called “Baller Alert” on the simple basis that they’re called “Baller Alert”

Letter to Brezhenev on BBC2 in a bit, not seen it in decades. Might watch the first half hour… or until I hear the classic line, “Here’s that fiver I owe you Mickey”

Loved Cherki’s interview on MOTD “l give him ball, he scores”. Perfect

Anyone heard anything from people who say “train drivers get paid too much?” or “we don’t need train guards & conductors?” Asking for someone with a memory longer than 5 minutes

The Nordic Meatshield is fucking ridiculous

Nigel Farage, currently nursing a semi, praying that those people who carried out the train stabbings are Muslims or Romanians, so he can spread his poison to the bigoted braying halfwits who vote Reform

Father Mark Rowles is a Catholic priest who went by the "skinheadlad1488" in neo-Nazi telegram chatrooms and described himself as 16yrs old. He has admitted to discussing bombing mosques and shooting Black people in the head. He's been sentenced to a 12-month community order. What the actual fuck

Has he still got his sunny disposition?

Enjoying a few solo pints in peace, couple of chilled dogs in the pub, lovely. Then this couple comes in, sit near me & she starts having a loud phone conversation on speaker with her daughter. Honest to fuckin God, you people

Please just run your fucking marathon, keep running & basically just fuck off

What is it with King Charles & paedos?

Listen back here for the next month ➡️ www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

First solo pint in a while. Nice

The media, Farage, Badenoch made a right old fuss about one nonce being handed £500 whilst being deported… I wonder if they’ll have mych to say about this >>

I woke thinking it was Monday, then thought ’oh it’s okay, it’s Sunday” a few seconds later I realised it’s Saturday. Never been out by 2 days before, then my wife brought me up a brew.

In 2017, Princess Eugenie set up The Anti-Slavery Collective, a charity 'working with the victims of sex trafficking' which raised £1.5m in donations last year but has distributed very little. With £1.3m still in its accounts, it failed to respond when asked to comment. theantislaverycollective.org

Tony Blackburn wearing a “I hate David Diddy Hamilton“ t-shirt, asking viewers to name this new sexy dance act via postcard and “add tel no. if you have a phone”. Them were the days lad. White dogshit etc. Winner was “Pam’s People”

Joan Armatrading “love and affection”. Sublime, perfect oh aye #TOTP1976

Eddy Grant = Proper geezer #TOTP1982

I love the sound of tunes from 1982, even the shit ones. The 15 yr old me hated it though - all punk & goth at the time. #TOTP1982

ITV need to get Danny Dyer hosting Deal or No Deal, calling out bottle merchants, “Angela you shithouse, you cudda won 50 Bags you muppet”

Just watched a Sky News hack saying “Ruben Amorin has an eternally sunny disposition & smiles his way through criticism”. Won a couple of games have they?

@bbcnews.bsky.social Where’s Witchell at?? Get the rimming ponce on my tv now!