hahahahahaah! That is the shittest overhead kick I have ever seen!!

Why do they sometimes give a penalty for holding at set pieces, but mostly not? There's no logic to it.

SHOOTING = GOOD

A lot of these Bournemouth players are absolute pricks. Did one just flick Vs at supporters?!

Leave Barry on.

Oh Christ. Come on Barry! Fucking hell.

When Barry scores we riot? I’m starting to really like him.

This ref is a mug.

Shut up you 3 twats, miles off.

Is Moyes fucking thick or what?

Ndiaye playing on the right is why he’ll fuck off eventually, among other reasons. Absolute waste of his talent.

Ah man. My first cricket hero. Summed up so much about the game - the ups and downs. On top one minute, vulnerable the next. Remember cycling to Chelmsford 3 days running to see him bat in early 90s...and being too nervous to ask for his autograph! RIP Judge.

Bolster the batting with a T20 player. Smart move.

My playing is ropey as fuck, but not had 12 string out in ages and you just can’t beat the phaser sound of slightly out of tune strings. Love it.

Tell me, Richard, where were you schooled?

No movement in final third, Barry too weak to battle Burns, midfield being bypassed at ease, neither wide player putting any kind of shift in to protect full backs, Iroegbunam appalling, Tarkowski shit. Even Pickford bad. Other than that, great.

A team being 3-0 up away at half time would usually have been outstanding. Newcastle have been functional.

Sub Iroegbunam before half time.

Iroegbunam is slow as fuck. He needs 5 seconds to think every time.

Ndiaye unusually shite here. Among other things.

Most disciplined pitch map I’ve had in ages from last night. Turned in a run of solid 7/10 performances over the last month and recovery next day (or two!) substantially better than a year ago. I’m not ready for walking football just yet!

WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE GAMBLING COMPANIES?

200 channels and nothing but cats.

Not a term I use lightly, if at all, but this is the GOAT my friends. I watch DMC routines in most of my spare phone moments. Nothing tops this one. The final 3mins are mental. youtu.be/mJLQG0TAp_s?...

I just can’t stop myself from watching Jason Statham films. And when I do I spend a out 20mins just screaming to myself HOW THE FUCK IS HE GETTING AWAY WITH THIS? It’s compelling.

hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I need TP for my bunghole.

Devendra Banhart saves the day.

Lovely

Beto looks knackered already.

Alcaraz in danger of being sent off for that haircut.

What is that National League looking twat doing in our technical area?

FUCKING SAVE

I’m starting to like Barry.

The sending off was bollocks. It was unnecessary. Ref could and should have managed it rather than poncing over with is card out.

THIS. A THOUSAND TIMES THIS. What the fuck was Moyes thinking - regardless even of him being injured.

TAKE THAT AND STICK IT IN THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

I carnt speke

My workplace is throwing itself at AI like a bunch of twats. They’ll kill us all. Students don’t even want it.

Was today day 4 of the test? My head is still fucked. The idiots.

When that LP came out I’d long taken all my American band posters down. I was probably listening to the fucking Bluetones or something. Teenage me was such a bellend 😂

Smashing Pumpkins. I always really liked a few of their songs, but they were never my band. Seems embarrassingly late to invest now, even for this perpetually adolescent listener. But I gave Mellon Collie some time this morning and it is really good.

and a seafront fox

Got quite a nice photo of The Pleiades.

Two days. Two fucking days.

Can I just shock you…?

Ok don’t then

Get out you competition winning shit.