Couldn’t one of the remaining Euro players just welly it into the crowd now for a laugh?

Big weekend for Brexit types who think Ryder cup is America v England

I’m not big on golf, but that Lowry is a great bunch of lads.

one of Kate Bush’s dancers just proper copped a handful!

This weekend the SONO ELECTRO Sound Arts Festival concludes in St Leonards. One event is Spin Cycle - a 2 hour group improv session. This is at Electro Studio 4:30 on Saturday. I’ll have an ARP Odyssey & some effects…come and see what happens… coastalcurrents.org.uk/sono-electro/

my god

I tried watching Scottish football once and it was like this. I kind of recognise it as something I understand, but it provokes no interest or enjoyment whatsoever.

The worst opening 15 minutes I’ve ever seen.

My god, Wolves are toilet.

Please make it easier to follow reply threads on here Bluesky, you tits.

I hear Trump claimed to have invented the bag. There were no bags before him. Some people used carts, some their hands. Most just left stuff laying about.

Will Jacks instead of Rehan Ahmed in the test squad is disappointing. Not sure what Jacks offers as a test bowler. Is Rehan already being typecast as ODI/T20 player?

Pressley in Field of Dreams is the best thing on telly ever.

Wednesday night's cover...really like this photo of dynamic youngster Mardy Ovenden by @amarshcreative Also I.m well pleased with the U placement, which I am going to keep from now on. But that is just nerdy...sorry! www.flickr.com/photos/20001...

I’ve not watched much of this but caught that goal. I have to say, that finish…it’s like watching me.

Michael’s Full Sex With A Woman story is one of comedy’s finest things.

Just nearly shit myself channel flicking, but no, it did not say J Mascis at the BBC

I don’t often use the LFOs on Mutable Instruments Tides at audio rate, but it makes for a pretty expressive oscillator & 4 outputs is fun (only using 3 here).

😂

3 mins stoppage time is staggering.

This ref is an utter cunt.

Oh my, this is tremendous.

Their shirt is awful.

current Met Office rain radar (it’s absolutely pissing down)

I’m almost certainly going to watch Live at Pompeii tonight. It’s just something that happens.

Bizarre here. Flying Ant Day. Never seen this in mid-Sept before.

only one word to describe today’s weather: really bloody hot.

Link Wray Rumble live 1974 Ruthless efficiency youtu.be/KFCpUZVyXgg?...

Lads: I wore medium. It’s gone to pens.

BREAKING NEWS: 7:15pm announcement for whether tonight’s match will be medium coat with layers or first BIG COAT deployment of season…

Sorry but if Buxton is going to start with Ross Halloween Party anecdotes for this week’s chat with an Oxbridge type I’ll give it a miss.

Only one word for that: outrageous batting

That mascot race pretty much sums up the ECB

One unlikeable cricketer Livingstone. Might hit the ball along way, but behaving like twat is probably why he’s not in England squad.

“Bumble” ffs

How is he bowling no balls that big?

only one word to describe this cricket: absolute carnage

i’m hearing all sorts today. People in work knew who he was, kids knew who he was. I think the fact that I’ve spent the last few months doing nothing but listening to exhaustive Beatles & Paul McCartney biographies is the way to be.

Genuinely, honestly had never heard of that patsy who got shot yesterday. Absolutely no idea about him.

To celebrate the unearthing of the A Day in the Sun 2023 files (more of them soon, perhaps) here is the messy as fuck, house party DJ set the closed the long, lovely day of music by the sea. I was drunk and having fun. Strap on your ear goggles... www.mixcloud.com/TheLeftSide/...

Sleeping Dogs Lie is the best ambient thing on Mixcloud. I have been a fan for ages, but it is time I shared the love www.mixcloud.com/miguelsantos...

The 20 Best Pink Floyd that the Guardian have seen fit to publish is so appallingly bad I can fully understand why a lot of people don’t like them!!

I’ve forgotten all about that Epstein stuff!!!

Patsy gets shot.

of course it says more about the UK entertainment business than it does him.

I see Buxton has resumed his people who went to private school podcast. Nice people who went to private school, not naughty ones.

What was that thing about Johnson fiddling his money & influence? I’ve completely forgotten.

Del Boy Diamond

It’s mad how as soon as the Rayner situation was reported on, everyone knew how it would end. Now, we have a counterstrike on Johnson and we know exactly how that will end too…