Looks like a good night was had in Brady's, Dunboyne last night. CMAT dropping by for a sing song

There was a trans character on Coronation St in 1998(!) for a decade and no one gave a fuck apart from a small minority of bigots who were largely ignored. Image the #discourse if Corrie, or EastEnders introduced a trans character at the moment.

Might be the best line in cinema history

What a country.

The Nobel committee need to bring in a player of the season award

Germany, Curacao, Ivory Coast, Ecuador! Can't wait to watch that sort of nonsense.

Scotland v Haiti! Good fun. I fucking love the world cup.

France V Norway. Good stuff.

Germany, Ivory Coast and Ecuador. Lovely. Just sounds like a great time.

Overblown wank, but this is the good. This is why I love the world cup. Going to watch Mexico v South Korea, France V Senegal, Iran v Belgium, Netherlands V Japan! It's good stuff.

I think someone’s officially Over It.

Jonathan Pearce, in excellent form. as Infantino makes the three leaders pose for a selfie - ‘Gianni… the man knows no shame, does he really’ #WorldCupDraw

It looks like a Channel 5 game show.

You can't tell me that doesn't look like someone sobbing into their own hands.

What the FUCK is this?! It's horrific? Why does it look like a sobbing bald man?

I assume the world cup draw is going to be very American. E.g. whole chicken in a can, each representing a country.

sloshed on bailey's to the tune of lost in music

Real First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence vibes about this FIFA peace prize for Trump.

Infantino kisses his nieces on the lips at Christmas

Film called Baking My Way to Christmas just started on 5. According to Letterboxd this film doesn't exist.

Whatever it is Gregggg, the answer is no.

He’s just good isn’t he

Yeah, immigration never comes up, does it Fiona? Never mentioned, is it? Need a special episode on immigration because no fucker ever brings that up on fucking QUESTION TIME.

The right try and distract us by constantly talking about immigration. Cost of Living, the NHS, the climate crisis - let's keep them on the agenda. Join.greenparty.org.uk

We deserve better than this

Jonathan The Tortoise was 32 years old when Abraham Lincoln was assassinated

ANIMAL CITY PLANNER: "We're gonna call it Zootopia. A Portmanteau of "zoo" and "utopia". Cool, right?" ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".

Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old 192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!

Look, I support us rejoining the EU. But if we try and make the word BREJOINING a thing, I'm campaigning against the idea.

Travelodge providing free WiFi for 30 minutes per 24hours is fucking diabolical. £90 a night.

Absolute fucking cowards. Nothing in the Supreme Court ruling comprehensively established that it is unlawful to ever include us. You could fight that case and win if you were willing to take a risk for us.

I think you'll find, lads, that most people still think ITV is fucking shit #ITVisfuckingshit

Just joined a Teams meeting from the train, like an absolute WANKER.

There should be a separate rail service for people who have never used trains before and where the idea of a coach and seat number is a baffling ordeal.

Bought a plant-based sausage baguette out of social embarrassment. "I'll have a sausage baguette please" "Plant based?" "Pardon?" "Plant based?" "Sorry, pardon?" "Plant based sausage [already with said item in their hands" "Oh sorry! Yes please."

On my way to this country's so-called second city

"Foodbanks are at breaking point this winter.. [Trussell] expect to hand out an emergency food parcel every 10 seconds over the next 3 months" The UK has the sixth largest economy in the world #GMB

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2025/12/03/2...

Spielberg wasn't nominated for Best Director for Jaws. Fucking stupid.

Smile you son of a -

Robert Shaw talking about the USS Indianapolis was oscar worthy. And considering he was probably absolutely hammered during it is remarkable.

Absolutely terrifying

This shot man, unreal.

Me, everytime Jaws in on

PSA: Jaws is on ITV4 in ten minutes (22:25).

There is A Game of Football at Craven Cottage.

Watching Father Ted’s a Christmassy Ted and remembered this nugget of pop trivia, the priest with the most boring voice Father Fitzgerald (Sean Barrett) in Ireland's largest lingeree section was the cover star of The Smith's single "How Soon is Now" a still from the 1958 film "Dunkirk".