Every single time I go past this pizza takeaway I get irrationally angry that the pizza slice on their sign is upside down. WHAT KIND OF SOCIOPATH WOULD DO THIS IT READS PIZZ BOX FFS

If England lose tonight, we're off to smash up the Jorvik Viking Centre

Sorry,gotta go. My ride is here

You think you know a channel.

Oh come on Chris; she was not, at all, charismatic. Ann Widdecombe "possessing a magnetic, compelling charm that effortlessly attracts, inspires, and influences others." Fuuuuuuck off.

why. do we think the guy will pop back round or something

www.maptap.gg July 11 94🏅 97🔥 97🔥 80✨ 89👑 Final score: 892

Met a uni mate I've not seen in nine years and we both went for the Bret Hart colour swatch.

[Bryan Adams and Mel C after recording one of the best pop songs of all time] ok let's never do that again

He will Lemmens that error

Apparently my wife’s karate teacher’s sourdough starter exploded in the back of our car when she was giving him a ride to his mom’s bakery after his car wouldn’t start? Whew! I think I have that straight. Anyway, big mess!

Axel Witsel has been in every Belgian squad since 2004

Nice try copper

Macbeth when they find Duncan's body.

Graham Simpson when his band mate said that stuff about Nazis.

Who's murdering in this weather?

Widdecombe may have been murdered?!

Someone's political views are not just a quirky part of their character; they represent everything about who you are as a person. "We didn't agree on anything, but I liked them." Why would you be friends with someone who wants to reduce the rights vulnerable people & minorities?

What do you mean? What do - what do you mean?

Ooh the breeze must’ve been lovely in this heat.

Bulging in-tray of Challenges #madeuphorses

Didn't think you could call 'em that any more?

When I attempt a joke in the Teams chat at work

I think I’ve just simultaneously prolapsed *everything*. Send help.

Horrifying images emerging from this

Nearly happened to me once, but we chickened out trying to plan when to leave our seats.

"Watch Professor Brian Cox convince Gabby Agbonlahor that the moon landings were real!" No thanks Talksport.

🤐

I see Ann Widdecombe has died. When she was Home Secretary I showed her round Drake Hall womens’s prison. There was a pregnant woman on a bed in the early stages of Labour and she asked the prison officers why she wasn’t handcuffed to the bed. That’s the kind of woman she was.

When the timeline asks a question it then immediately answers

Before the heat horror fully sets in

www.maptap.gg July 10 92🏆 100🎯 98🎯 91👑 96🔥 Final score: 949

Moroccan'ts more like, yeah

This has been so far below everyone's expectations. Morocco have been absolutely dire.

Fuck off. Can't be doing with this sort of thing tomorrow.

Hydration break

Distinct lack of whimsy in this match, right from the start. Feels very second group game. A stroll for France.

New expression for taking a shit just landed

The King's Speech (2010)

Pope Boniface VIII, 1296:

The #REFCAM footage is amazing. Really getting us right into the middle of the action. #FRAMAR

this World Cup

Hydration break

Good lord did I misread that.