i'm cheering for any of these guys to face literally any consequence. just one. i'm begging for table scraps

Hang it in the Louvre #TheTraitors

'Might I suggest private chat in the turret? You have selected MUTUALLY ASSURED TRAITOR DESTRUCTION'

Stephen about to live a gay man's greatest dream of watching the ultimate motherquake #TheTraitors

Rachel is gonna throw Fiona out of that turret like Bran Stark #thetraitors

Please #TheTraitors

I want a full HOUR in the turret tomorrow #TheTraitors

Liquid Traitors #TheTraitors

It's the ACAB special! #TheTraitors

I swear Fiona's hair is getting wider and wider every episode #TheTraitors

Oh wow really wasn't expecting her to say that #TheTraitors

The tasks on The Traitors remind me of that Beavis and Butthead bit where they're listening to Creep and one of them says, "If they didn't have a part of the song that sucked, then the other part wouldn't be as cool" #thetraitors

This series of The Traitors is getting a bit

"We're done here." - RACHEL SLAY HOUSE DOWN BOOTS #TheTraitors

Why is the Outlook logo drunk now

Not ‘yabba dabba doo’ #TheTraitors

Everyone who’s known about Ross and Ellie for many days #TheTraitors

Jade’s cardigan is horrible guys come on #TheTraitors

The Sooty Show (7th January 1987). Sweep - upset that the others have been ignoring him recently - decides to pretend he's very, very depressed (writing everything down in a book entitled 'Sweep's master plan for more ATTENTION').

Extremely funny how any attempts at fashion go fully out the window during the winter months. Like, is that a piece of fabric that will cover my entire body? Give it to me. Do these colours clash? Who the fuck cares. I will wear a zebra print shellsuit over 4 jumpers right now if possible.

I guess I'll just pop the kettle on for the 47th time

Love it when you type in a Wordle word as a joke and it's the right answer

It is kinda dumb that we go from Halloween to Christmas to New Year’s to NOTHING. Like idk man we gotta make January *something*. Jazz January??? Tesco plays jazz all day, we all buy each other Miles Davis records? We all wear little pork pie hats?! Just anything but this

RIP Claire’s Accessories I will never forget that year I got real into dice jewellery

If you sit down and even THINK about curling up and getting cosy for 2+ minutes in this weather it is OVER for you

Not to be dramatic but in regards to FPL this week, I wish I’d never been born

Does The General Atmosphere not understand it doesn't have to be this cold? Like, we get it, it's cold? You don't have to make it so cold I get frostbite whenever I touch my keys. Grow up!

Enjoying Claudia’s fun green eyeshadow!!! #TheTraitors

Just popping on to Groupon for a sushi making masterclass and a little bit of FBI training #TheTraitors

How long does it take for Fiona to get her fabulous blow dry done every episode #TheTraitors

James looks like David Tennant after a divorce #thetraitors

Rachel gives me such Accessorize mid-00s energy (complimentary) #TheTraitors

I think it's a shame kids aren't exposed to boring old black and white films on TV at Christmas any more. If you're younger than me (an ancient man of the hills) BBC iPlayer currently has Bringing Up Baby, Some Like It Hot, Double Indemnity, The Third Man & Suspicion. All bangers!

Trump ‘running’ Venezuela like it’s fucken Sim City

mashing skip button

this is going to ruin the tour

Oil’s not even that great

2027 is going to be our year.

He could have at least put out a sexed up dossier or something; where's the foreplay?

Maybe if I go back to sleep and give reality a chance to be less stupid that'll work out when I wake up again

With freezing temperatures gripping the UK it warms the soul to know there’s a team of Bond-themed gritters currently working their way around Scotland

Always freaks my nut out when the Nationwide cash machine spits out an ENVELOPE for me to put my cheque in. Cash machines shouldn’t be able to make envelopes!!!!

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

All of instagram now is like *viral video* and then *really long terribly written AI caption describing the video and why it’s important culturally* so thanks for that, tech bros!

That's it, i'm no longer doing any of my banking on X

Is anyone else getting viscerally excited when they realise it’s a respectable hour to go to bed