So today I learned there are little doors in the gates to the Colosseum in Rome because the city cats go there at night to sleep. cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Can we please retire the phrase 'X breaks silence' in celebrity journalism, making it sound like people have been on a Buddhist pilgrimage when actually they've just not been on social media for a bit

RIP Kevin Keegan, absolute legend of football, very sad.

‘Sorry to see you go, Sir Keir, I know you always particularly appreciated my vase-on-head trick’

Me after sending one email on Monday morning

I didn't think someone being dead into bright colours could be an annoying trait but here we are (Chris Martin)

Congrats to Spain. A generational ham country. Ham as a fingerfood, ham as a meal. They earned that trophy in my book. The ham book, in this instance.

Getting a runners up medal from Trump has truly got to be a top 3 worst life experience moment

FIFA: You will keep playing until the right team wins. #WorldCup

love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts

PAELLA ALL OVER BOXPARK

I’m not saying this match has gone on for a long time, but Matt Damon is home by now

Is it possible that a vortex has been installed around the Argentina goal

VARgentina not beating the accusations

Imagine watching this with a Matterface commentary

That is instantly one of my favourite red cards in football history

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Whenever they say Yamal's name I keep thinking they're gonna say Ya Mum

The BBC commentary team mistaking Pharrell with A$AP Rocky but then calling him AKA Rocky 👍👍👍

What's this? Argentina do a foul and there's no consequences?

Cannot wait to never hear this 'more than just a game it's our DNA' song ever again

Kinda digging how I hate Messi now

wtf am I watching truly

Roughly once a year I remember this click hole post, and then I laugh till I cry

This is what the World Cup is about:

I am glad the England campaign got to end silly. They deserve a nice chuckle

tomorrow’s match will be a 0-0 tie after 120 minutes

Whoever said the Bronze Final was pointless has to go for a long walk

I watched The Odyssey this morning and apparently I have finished the day also watching The Odyssey

Every score is more stupid than the next

What.

Bellingham giving up a penalty and the chance to become England’s highest ever goal scorer in a World Cup and handing it to Saka so he can get a hat trick is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

Just FYI if you put 50p for France to still somehow win this you get 225 pounds

I am pleased that Bellingham gets this one last match to show he is classy AF

Spare a thought for every cocky bastard who put money on France 5-4 though (me)

Credit to anyone who has to analyse football professionally because the only assessment I can come to for this match is

this is brilliant fun. all games should be played with zero sporting stakes but about three centuries of mutual animosity #thefootball

Have we considered that only the goal at that end of the pitch is working?

I think all matches should be Bronze Finals actually

Hey where have all of the "England should've played like this last game!!!!" people gone

I guarantee you the World Cup final will be boring as hell tomorrow

The alternative reality football is coming home

Everyone's like 'ooh why weren't England playing like this last time': of course they're playing great, there's no stakes or pressure so it's casual vibes baby

Weirdly upbeat about the World Cup stuff after a few days. Maybe it’s all the players’ obv co-ordinated social posts or how we’re all in agreement that Argentina are dickheads with special treatment. Idk, just feel like these consistent top placements might spell good things for Men's Eng one day 🤷‍♂️😎

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