Would love some sort of chart on how many songs of David Byrne’s reference houses or apartments. Dude just really loves real estate

Weird how the easiest task in the world (putting the bluetooth headphones back in their charging case) is somehow actually the hardest task in the world

Ticketmaster will be like "ACTION NEEDED" and then it's always just...remember to bring your ticket to the show

Happy "some news about your pricing" email month to all who celebrate

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, the writer's first TV review show, started on BBC4 on this night 20 years ago. www.comedy.co.uk/tv/charlie_b...

Been a while since we've had a CELEB REPLACED BY CLONE conspiracy story, kinda heartwarming in a way

it is actually impressive how bewilderingly shitty we've made the simple act of buying a train ticket in this country

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

*47 years later* You know what, upon reflection, I don't think anyone was calling Freddie Mercury "Mr. Fahrenheit"

Well, the 90s are back

Starmer: "I will keep on fighting" Starmer actually fighting:

✨🗑️ BINS: Ranked!!! 🗑️✨ WASTEPAPER BASKET: A dignified bin. Love the holes MIXED RECYCLING: Planet-saving, nice colour schemes GENERAL WASTE: Classic bin. But the bin juice fear is palpable FOOD BIN: Gross for obvious reasons. Bags way too thin BATHROOM BIN: Dark energy, always full, an evil bin

Me after a shopping spree at Accessorize in 2005

Not to alarm anyone but I can feel the sun’s warmth on my skin?

Apples getting bruises is so dramatic, like what, you were playing rugby, little apple?

🎵 You see, I’ve been through the desert on a

Have they filmed Mock the Week yet? Do they have to do Andrew and Manders in one fell swoop

It's nice of them to stagger these out, kinda like announcing Strictly contestants www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Monday

Chalamet must be FUMING, he did so much UK promo for Marty Supreme including engaging Susan Boyle!!! #BAFTAs

Thank you BAFTAs for always having a crowd as silent as the grave so I’m cringing 90 percent of the time

Sad to see so many shops and bars closing down in Birmingham city centre, but thankfully gaining several new establishments providing emergency access to Walkers MAX Punchy Paprika, a rare commodity only previously available in every shop in the UK

Ignoring every recent thing I know about Geri, Look at Me was one of the greatest pop videos of the decade #totp

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Can’t wait to post this on Monday with the caption ‘Monday’

Andrew being got for ‘misconduct in public office’ rather than, say, all of the other stuff, is kinda like when Martin Scorsese won an Oscar for The Departed instead of Goodfellas

Imagine having ALL the protection in ALL the world, all the money and power in ALL the world - and operating in a society where the worst-behaved people get rewarded/shielded and *still* getting your dumb ass arrested

'Nobody is above the law...after at least 20-30 years'

Gordon was like

Always remember the story from Popbitch about Andrew MW being on a golfing weekend, entering the breakfast room, and when no one stood up, he bellowed “let’s do that again, shall we?!”, walking out until everyone rose.

Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty up in hea’n looking a little cross because she spent 12m to settle a charge against her paedo son only to see him arrested for misconduct in public office. Im sure Paddington will cheer her up with a yummy marmalade sandwich 💞🇬🇧

Has anyone got the official statement from Pizza Express Woking yet

The Sure-Shagger Redemption - is that anything

More like Andrew Mountbatten-Prisoner 😂

On his BIRTHDAY

Choose your fighter

The fact the Google Doodles now link to an AI chatbox isn't super duper great imo

Seeing as the Champions League is on, a friendly reminder of the lyrics

I think this is only gonna work if they lean into the Netta-style nostalgia (he made a Furby synthesiser - use that stuff!) or he has the potential/added songwriter help to create a MGMT electro-pop style banger

Scanning the weather app for a modicum of hope

Are your heights wuthered? Would you like us to assign somebody to wuther your heights?

It is good that after Valentine's Day (the day of love) we celebrate the other great emotion soon after: pancake

WIGAN TILL I PIE

I think it’s really cool there’s a sport called the Skeleton, where everyone dresses as skeletons and gets to dance around

Feeling strong feelings for this Pure Shores moodboard I made for my Substack substack.com/home/post/p-...

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