If I had a nickel for every time the French found an unexploded artillery shell in someone's ass, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

The most astonishing thing here is that they seem surprised that abandoning the paper's liberal leanings to seek a more conservative audience destroyed its revenue base. DC votes 95 percent Dem in every election. Stevie Wonder could have seen the result of this coming.

Back To The Future Goldeneye Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade

Obvious caveat here that I am not a gun owner and never intend to be one. But, I have many friends who are and ALL of them practice better gun safety than the agents here. Never aiming the weapon where it might strike something behind your target, only draw if you intend to shoot, etc.

Look I mean I am not a health professional but my understanding is that if your stick is drifting you probably should be using the rubbers.

Ok but why choose a photo of him with Kash Patel face

I'd at least quibble here that there's a battle for the gold medal between Bari Weiss and Laura Loomer.

Partir sur un coup d'éclat.

I am willing to be any amount of money these guys blasted "Danger Zone" and said dumb shit like "I'm going ballistic Mav!" during the flight.

Senator Jasmine Crockett

Dear Leader knows it would be embarrassing if the building he put his name on couldn't sell any tickets, so he's decided to close it for "renovations" for two years instead.

The US Government is now a CSAM host.

Not for nothing but if two masked government employees with Hispanic sounding names executed a white man under a Democratic administration the entire country would burn to the ground.

Missed opportunity really to call it AIce Attorney

My "I could be a pedo if I wanted to and wouldn't need anyone's help" t shirt is causing people to ask a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

We have officially entered late stage Chinese feudal Imperial court where the warlords all try to convince the Emperor that his scheming eunuchs are why the crops are failing.

Look, the entire point of having law enforcement wear badges and not wear masks is so that the people they interact with can trust that they're real law enforcement and not randos pretending to be. If you allow law enforcement to hide their identities you have no way to know.

Love that the DC govt is trying to tell me my street has finally been plowed when, you know, I can look out a window. Hey @cmzparker5.bsky.social can you do something about this? Todd Pl, NE in your ward.

I'm told from a reliable source that the warrant is in search of "approximately 11,780 ballots casting votes for one Donald John Trump" and the probable cause cited is just a repeating string of all caps "RIGGED" and "STOLLEN"

And he will be preemptively pardoned by the president.

Look I mean this statement is true if the entire admin is forced to resign.

I dont think its a conscious effort. People on the far right dont generally tend to think of themselves that way. They tend to think of themselves as speaking for some silent majority. Even the rabid racists in the admin (with the exception of Miller and Bovino) think they're not the baddies.

If a Democratic president said "you can't have guns" they'd be out of office by sunset.

This is quite literally what the Catholic Church did with pedophile priests.

So uh, how about Kyle Rittenhouse?

Any Republican booked on a Sunday show today should be forced to watch the execution of Alex Pretti in slow motion and then asked to justify the DHS and the Trump Administration claim he was domestic terrorist.

Tired: molon labe Wired: no really, you can have them

Of course, if the President wanted to de escalate the situation, he could withdraw the ICE agents.

People underestimate how much joy some get out of "owning the libs."

Where is the national boycott of rental car companies that rent to ICE?

ICE is Gestapo.

Love to see elected members of Congress advocating for nuclear war.

But how will Minnesotans enjoy Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil?

Look I'm certainly no labor expert but this has got to be one of the only times (if not THE only time) an elected government has endorsed a general strike in America.

Every Democrat should run with "JD Vance is calling local police officers liars"

I find it impossible to believe that this memo was not known to the DHS Inspector General. If it was reported via a protected disclosure to Congress, it was almost assuredly first reported via the IG whistleblower hotline. That the IG did not open an investigation is a stain on that community.

This admin is violating all of the other amendments, so why not the 4th?

We are either witnessing the last week of the Trump presidency or the last week before a World War.

I mean Ted Cruz is correct that a lot of American history includes taking land from people who did not want to give it to us.

This is literally why the founders gave Congress the power to impeach.

Californication

He's punishing the gangs of organized wine moms in Minneapolis by making their Chardonnay 10 percent more expensive.

I used to joke that Stephen Miller was Walmart brand Goebbels knowing full well that *he* probably saw himself as some sort of hero. Reading this, it's difficult to come to any other conclusion than no, he actually wants to be Goebbels.

Dear Canada, Trump is currently only like 5 miles from your border and you have the chance to do the funniest extradition of all time.

That office has about 80 staff. What is the justification for the remaining 74 people who did not resign?

I mean I guess at least he had time to see this, which is surprising given his avid disdain for current events.

This is already basically the state of weed legalization in Michigan.

Took my cats to the vet for their annual checkups. One of them (Rolodex, pictured here) has a hyperactive thyroid. The preferred treatment for this is apparently doses of radioactive iodine, so I'm getting used to the phrase "nuclear powered cat."