Tomorrow’s match will be nasty and scrappy, played in a stadium where the air is thick with gunk and looking on will be the newest football understander, Donald Jesus Trump. It might only end 1-0. England v France was the real final haha.

Have we ever watched anything like this before? Just absolutely mental stuff.

This is sumptuous stuff. Mad really, best 45 mins from England in living memory.

London Craft Beer Festival was awesome yesterday. This little Basement Jaxx moment was great, so many tents we could have lingered in for longer but we had to keep moving and trying all the precious things. Hope the beer stills flows for people going today.

Marketing at the local is on point.

Bought myself Terminator 2: No Fate to distract myself. It's flipping brilliant.

Long been a bit dead inside with England hopes, haven't shed tears for quite a long time, weirdly last did so in 2014 way after having a tear in my eye after '98 (Ironically). But the frustration at snatching defeat from victory through the negativity of the tactics still stuns me deeply. Hope sucks

70m was too cheap. 😃 Howay Gordon!

Good lineup. I'm allowing myself to dream slightly. Slightly. Also, I'm donning the England shirt I was wearing whilst watching 'that' match in '98. Because this time we prevail. Probably. Possibly...

Wordle 1,851 2/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 One of those.

Turns out the freezer part wasn't as fine as we hoped. Hoping a lot of the food survives into tomorrow but it's a bad time for the thing to pack up. 30 degrees amd all that. 🫣 If we're ill later in the week, people will know why. 😶 It won't be alcohol/footie related. 😬

Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.

Take a bow, the meme genius that made this... 😆

Still buzzing. Sleep is hard, we're off to that festival in Surrey tomorrow like but bloody hell. All the England feels, relief and excitement make a heady cocktail to pass out on.

OMG. C'mon.

Shocking images of Luis Suarez looking around before quietly biting some child’s ear

Oh gawd. How we all feeling? 😬 C'mon lads. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Keep seeing John Terry in the crowd at England games. Worried that if they win the World Cup he'll come charging on to the pitch, tearing off his suit to reveal a replica kit underneath.

If in doubt about going to that work summer party... You find that the husband of that amazing bestie Polish lass you worked with 3 years ago is that editor you've been slightly tentative around and you bond like mutherfuckers, amongst other newly forged relationships. Break the ice peeps.

England team doing well. Farage getting vigorously cunted. New progressive PM on the brink of entering Downing Street. Have we entered the other timeline? It's sketching me out.

'Mexico had lost only two of 89 competitive games at their Azteca fortress...' A touch of pride. 🙂 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

The tiredness is real and getting onto the PC is taking some willpower. But thank gawd it's after that incredible win rather than a heartbreaking loss. 🙂

There's various TV delays in the street. A guy opposite somewhere made a noise before the first goal, then again for 2nd. He's about 10 seconds ahead. Then about a full 40 seconds later there's shriller celebrations from somewhere further up the road. 😆

Gordon is up for it. C'mon lads. Crowd are getting frustrated too. 🙃

This reference has legs... 😆

Kickoff delayed until 2am. Well that 3 hour mini sleep until just now looks like it was a fucking great idea. I feel for any nutcases that have been in a pub since 6pm or similar. 😬

'Anyone got any Salmon...?' '...no?' 'Sorted!' 'Dad...?' 'Bwahahahahaaaaaa!!!' *slips under blanket in fear

First run in the sun this year. It seemed to go really well and at a decent pace but I did take a different route... either that was fast or I ran less distance, need to laboriously plot it on the PC in a mo. Still... yuss. ☀️

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... Can't believe how close they pushed Argentina. Sorry to see them go. 😔

So often there is a gust on Shoreditch High St that sends dust particles and all sorts of shite into the air. If I didn't wear specs most of the time I'd have something in my eye daily. Even today I was fine until walking on that street for 1 minute. Instant allergy sneezes. WTF is with that road? 🤣

What is it with bots and troll accounts constantly invoking Tower Hamlets under nearly any online article about out London? In this case, various stories about Pride celebrations. 'Trying doing that in Tower Hamlets'. So, Tower Hamlets Pride last week? What do they think happens in TH?!🤣

C'mon Senegal.

Belgium about to maybe get far luckier than most European sides in this tournament so far.

Fuck. Genuinely shocked that Tonali took the money. Thought if he left it would be for ambition. Spurs?! Honestly. 🤣 Still, a bleak reality there. A team that barely escaped relegation can offer higher wages. The whole system is fucked frankly.

Still buzzing after the late show from captain fantastic, but make no mistake, we're definitely going into thay game late Sunday night at the Azteca as underdogs, somewhat surreal as that is.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... The euphoria of that finish.

Leaving pub at 9pm. Feels like 11pm on a Friday. Cheers England.

Is it a bunk if it's agreed beforehand? Or if another colleague is actually urging you to leave even earlier because you mention the match on the half hour mark, hourly?

No, YOU'RE listening to World in Motion on the way to the pub before 5pm on a Wednesday!

30p Lee is on the move again.

Current workplace has sent a company wide email encouraging everyone to leave early tomorrow so they can watch the match. It's definitely going to prickle a few line managers. 😶

The heat wave subsides. Oh yes please.

Mild consternation that the busy sports bar we're watching the match at still has Skysports on every screen with just over 20 mins until kickoff... 🤔

Is this how to train against a low block? 🙃 (Assuming the opponents are under 4 foot like. And 25 yard piledrivers aren't allowed because you don't want to put anyone in a coma....)

I remember the chant... 😆

Lifeline for Scotland there. They can't shoot themselves in the foot again though. 🫣

Harry Kane is a football cyborg, alas his left leg is the human part.

We don't like making things easy. 🫣 In fairness nor do Ghana. Stifled us brilliantly really. Need to go up into that extra gear again, soon.

Amazing thread. Dave sounds absolutely mental. 😆

Last Wednesday was a hoot. This week, there's no way in hell I'm drinking like that again when England play on Tuesday. Imagine the absolute slog on Wednesday. 😵