‘Piracy Is Not A Victimless Crime’ warnings on blu-rays hit a little different in the era of AI

Been ill this week and just about out of it now. Yesterday it was Wendy's turn to come home with the lurg. So, this morning will mainly be lots of tea and this filth. Oh juss. #SaturdayMorning

First glass of wine/drink in just over a week and that 1998 #TOTP has made me feel insanely nostalgic, regardless of me being quite ambivalent about a lot of those tracks at the time. 🫣 I was 18, it was a very packed and interesting time.

Give it to him. This casts itself. www.denofgeek.com/movies/david...

If I were the leader of the opposition a year after an election, facing an unpopular government, I would simply focus my energy on criticising the current government's policy record rather than constantly bemoaning the last fifteen years of policymaking, in which I was intimately involved.

This year's big releases as The Simpsons images... keep it rolling.

Does Google and it's increasing fuckwittery worry you? And does the AI summary and lack of genuinely interesting search results coming up annoy you? Not nearly worried or angry enough. filmstories.co.uk/features/oka...

Drop something Witchy....

There's no media scrutiny on this. Nor his dodgy house purchasing scandal.

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

When I'm with you baby I go out of my head... *Shadowy figure walks up driveway And I just can't get enough *door handle turns And I just can't get enough *Lady upstairs opens eyes in terror

filmstories.co.uk/news/the-198... The best summary of a wonderful clusterfuck you will ever read. It's so accurate. I wish they kept the original ending rather than the insane tacky exploding shark fuckwittery. For the record, that was pretty much how the shark died in the novel. Boring apparently.

Oh gawd. I have so much to do tomorrow.... I'm now everyone's best friend after a few impressions and some karaoke shit. This is exactly why I should have gone straight home...

This is the definition of 'good touch for a big man...' He's class.

Got to the pub in time to see Elanga win that penalty. 🙃 Gordon looked very assured. So far so good. Was really worried these guys could be a massive banana skin.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... A Monday bright spot. Moldova told Russian interference to get in the sea.

Brentford for a top six finish. 😏

Another day. Another dog fren.

I hope this is someone doing a bit... 🫣

Judgy MF on tube this morning....

Back at work after a mini dry spell. But last week there was a fair bit of daytime Transformers G1. Mostly as background noise, but I did look up to see this howler. Everything makes me think of the Simpsons though...

Weapons was as unhinged as I'd expected/hoped. 😆 Also has one of my fav new instances of a character realising they're completely and utterly fucked, ala Gary Oldman's Stansfield in Leon... Jeff Daniels in Speed... Michael Ironside in Terminator Salvation...and Jason Lee in The Incredibles... 😆

NUFC are literally a waste of life at this point. Undeserved passion.

The Mags and Cherries walking out onto the pitch to Enter Sandman is a musical choice for sure. 😆 #NUFC

Thought that 45 mins against Forest would be the worst spell of the season, but the Bees have mustered 3 mins here that beggars belief.

Oh My GOD

Can't believe it's been three years since this banger.

Was reminded why I play Red Dead with the mic off just now. Absolute nutter ranting about Muslims and all sorts of culture war bollocks... it was in a showdown. For all I know he was on the same side, but it was the bleakest thing I've heard since playing Fifa with the audio on ten years ago...

The racist Sun mob that tore Rashford down must be so conflicted now.

Our new casual fanbase are really on the pulse... Meanwhile, in the 'please don't make me feel middle aged', can websites stop reminding me the 3-2 game was 28 years ago. 🫣 #NUFC

Following on from that... having a window garden of herbs is pretty cool when it starts to feel a bit grey, wet, peak end-of-summer London outside. There's about 5 more planters on the other windowsills. As a suburban baby who had a substantial garden for half their life, I desire green stuff

I am spoiled, it's true. I keep the herbs watered, that's about it. Everyone should have 'em. 🙃

Yamal is missing the NUFC game with a groin strain... Hype starts here.

Haha. Try as they may to keep him away from anything real, it's going to follow him whilst he's here. 😆 The 2nd image is right outside where's he's staying initially.

Shootout glory! Valdimarsson the utter hero. 😀

Hnnnnnngh! #T2 #Shitpost

Finding myself getting pretty venomous on Facebook with idiots recently. It's probably not helpful, but their madness is impenetrable most of the time.

The absolute madness of the louts in town on Saturday.... 😆 Yes Darren from Torquay... a 3rd of the population of London was defo on your little fash march. Sure. 😏

We dodged a bullet with Sesko methinks.

The most peak Milwall moment.... 'Nobody likes us...' (They don't even like each other apparently. 😆) www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/3...

Get in Carvalho. That's an amazing point for a Bees side missing Damsgaard.

This is my local library.

Absolute relief at that final whistle. Off the mark! Woltemade the difference between a 0-0 and a win, just as we yearned for!

My god, that switched fast. 😆

School shooting in Colorado yesterday... you wouldn't know it because the media would rather pretend that the real tragedy is a far right agitator literally dying on his hill...

I think He-Man vs Timmy the Eyeball would be an absolute childhood killer.....

Trying to get back into this. Gradually. Pace has crept up a bit since last effort but my average 21-22 minute 5Ks seem a long time ago. #Running #LondonLife

Who do I captain from this motley crew? #FPL #FantasyFootball

The rise of antivax nuts on these shores is really depressing. Barry from Stoke... 'I don't put fings in my body unless I know what's in it...' Barry from Stoke in the Wetherspoons loo when his kids are on the fruit machine:

Need to stop doom scrolling on Facebook. 🫣