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My go to breakfast when I am feeling unwell 🍜🍽😧

Link to the short there, hook us up with a follow on YT if you fancy youtube.com/shorts/V0XqO...

I dust my house. My AI Robot watches. "It should be you doing this." "Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark." "That's not why you were invented." "These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise." "They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them." "Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."

A game that is so formative to both my kids (husband played it with them when they were both MUCH too young to cope with the sad bits) that both are contemplating getting Colossus Weak Spot tattoos as they go into adulthood

I'm off work sick, and my posts on here are getting more and more scathing.

Sometimes Tuchel looks a bit like Lurch from The Addams Family.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the UK countryside is full of interdimensional portals. You just have to know where to look.

RIP Drew Struzan. His posters are a huge part of my childhood. Iconic images and what a range! From Black Sabbath to the Muppets. I really recommend the Art of Drew Struzan book. The anecdotes about the creation of each poster are fascinating.

I remember most of these, the sparkler one is tattooed on my brain 😆

This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.

If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk

God love Kew, this is incredible

This pains me 😆

let's bring back one of the classics

*peels off resting bitch face to reveal an even more rested and bitchier face*

Dead nonce Dead nonce He's a dead nonce He used to be well famous but now someone's stabbed him in the bonce

Unsolicited chick flick pic

I'm so lucky 🥰

Head chef has been coughing like an asthmatic dog all week, J has been ill as well so of course it's my turn now. *shoves another Strepsil in my face.

Fuck the AI cult

Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.

Does Google and it's increasing fuckwittery worry you? And does the AI summary and lack of genuinely interesting search results coming up annoy you? Not nearly worried or angry enough. filmstories.co.uk/features/oka...

Roasted new potatoes, peas, asparagus, and artichoke. With pea and artichoke puree plus crumbled feta on top. 🍽🍜

Woke up this morning to find my bluesky feed full of bollocks.

Dirty Rotten Bollocks

NEW: Extraordinary scenes in Amsterdam this afternoon (Sunday, Oct 5). An estimated 250,000 bring the city to a standstill; people all wearing red to show solidarity with Palestine 🇵🇸 (🎥 Ahmed Zantac)

Throwback to my days of fine dining. This is a very pretty Tuna Nicoise.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Oli is a mate of mine and one of the best publicans to grace London. These developers are ripping the heart out of so many communities and it's truly disgusting. www.the-londoner.co.uk/trafalgar-wi...

Watching a slasher horror film called Thanksgiving and I have seen maybe 2 people who don't deserve to die so far.

I don't normally share my own posts but this one is a doozy 😆

Glorious

When I'm with you baby I go out of my head... *Shadowy figure walks up driveway And I just can't get enough *door handle turns And I just can't get enough *Lady upstairs opens eyes in terror

#BREAKING | The Global Sumud Flotilla's Alma ship's crew has just been apprehended by the Israeli forces.

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

Epic roast chicken dinner today. Plus doughnut pudding for afters which I have no room for.

Audrey 3 and hugggggge and very phallic looking.

The way he says sppppace cracks me up 😆

Use this post as an excuse to share one of your favourite movies.

Spicy lamb meatballs, chickpeas, red onion and sumac salad, flatbread and houmous. 🍜🍽

🎶 Brit Card Brit Card Here’s my Brit Card Now please don’t arrest me Mr Fascist Border Guard 🎶

Weapons is a brilliant horror film.

Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age. 49 and I look haggard as fuck 😆

Andor's one of the special experiences of my life. 57 now and saw Empire 20-30 times in theaters when I was 12. But starting with Jedi in 83, I moved away from SW. Everything released since pushed me further away. It's all crap. Then Andor made me weep and thrill. Political af and entertaining af 🥰

The nicest non alcoholic IPA I've ever had.

Sounds glorious 🥰

As a cis woman, I haven’t seen a single anti-trans/“GC” argument that would actually make anything fairer or safer for me. But I’ve seen plenty that would make things worse. [9/9]

The Green Party has taken great strides in being a liberatory space for trans people. It must not allow organisations to bully us into having stalls at conference that are against our aims and makes people feel unsafe. So a group of us have created a petition ✍️ you.38degrees.org.uk/p/Greens-Tra...