Hanging around the cross Nailed up by the ankles and the wrists Calling out for Eloi but there's nobody home

on one hand, this is some callous, petty shit on the other hand, this is some callous, petty shit that is happening to someone who deserves it

“Oh boo hoo where is the Royal Navy? Where is the Grande Armée? Where is the Wehrmacht? Why don’t Warsaw and Istanbul have independent nuclear deterrents?” Because we spent the American Century very carefully putting all that toothpaste back its respective tubes on purpose, dummy.

it’s true that overall likes are way down on bluesky over the past year. however, if you look closely at the data, that’s mostly an anomaly resulting from the fact that your posts specifically have gotten worse and are dragging the vibe down.

Good morning. "Jerry Chen Seeking Verification" was a 32-month sociological experiment studying the effects of excessive nagging on social media and its effects on users, conducted by Quinnipiac University. We are now complete with our study; thank you for your time.

French President Macron: “Europe is an extremely attractive continent. For months I’ve been saying this. And thanks to our American friends, I now have an unprecedented selling point: We are predictable.”

It’s a real problem that our elite institutions are just much stupider now than they used to be

Tiger and Junior's ex-wife? just the worst timeline

The word is "doubtful", unless you're trying to suggest that experts can't be trusted— oohhhh.

These Republican governor candidates need each other to win. So they're fighting. California's top-two primary creates a paradox: The only way Republicans win governor is if both advance to November. But neither is playing nice.

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

NEW: The Pentagon today invited more than 3,500 employees to attend a Good Friday service at its in-house chapel. Except it’s only for Protestants, not Catholics. www.huffpost.com/entry/news-l...

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

Look at it. Hormuz has that MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY "I realized I've only seen maps of the Strait of Hormuz and was curious what it actually looks like. It's majestic! It could be a tourist destination" x.com/moorehn/stat...

Few are brave enough to acknowledge the truth.

Enzo Fernandez has received harsher punishment for saying he’d hypothetically like to live in Madrid one day than he did for singing a racist song that prompted several of his teammates to publicly condemn him

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

This might be the largest party lead I've ever seen among the double haters www.cnn.com/2026/04/03/p...

This request is still open. If you've been denied any type of workplace accommodation related to pregnancy since June 2023, I'd love to hear from you at the contact info below.

a cool thing the ruling class does is run articles like this to convince you the wealthy are undeserving of a free resource, and therefore it shouldn't be universal. then they switch to convincing you that the poor are cheating, and also don't deserve it

A French general just looked at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing. His response: “American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings.”

Said it before, will say it again: for a large majority of the world's political elite, Trump's re-election is confirmation that the American public cannot be trusted with global hegemony

TFW you've freed every slave, slain every traitor, and burned every rebel mansion to preserve this temple of freedom

Whoever's running this "study" should be excommunicated from the wildlife biology world. We already fucking know what happens when you kill all the predators: the prey species' population explodes unsustainably until they all starve themselves to death.

Guess Pam missed what happened to Jeff Sessions in 2017 condenaststore.com/featured/fiv...

Boy, when he broke the seal, he really broke the fuckin deal

All but three (!) of the 1,651 refugees admitted into the United States in the three most recent months we have data are white South Africans. For comparison, in 2024, the U.S. admitted 100,060 refugees. It's an explicit white supremacist project. www.rpc.state.gov/documents/Re...

apparently the Macarena is part of a Florida field sobriety test?

She's not even actually Jewish?????????? Her mom was Episcopalian and she's gone to services 4-5 times total as an adult? Get the actual fuck out of here.

Oh the knives are out

don't everybody leave at once (just kidding, fuck off, all of you)

1. "Here's an extreme idea. We're platforming it, so that people can watch out." 2. "This idea is gaining traction. We're publishing an op-ed in favour, for balance." 3. "This idea is popular now. Why does the left refuse to consider it?"

Diablo Canyon, California's last nuclear power plant, wins final approval to keep operating www.mercurynews.com/2026/04/02/c...

quick question, what in the tech bubble-ass is this (every car had one of these)

At Cambridge in the early 19th century, there was a secret society called the Extractors' Club, whose sole reason for being was that if any one of its members was ever locked up in a madhouse, the others were solemnly sworn to help him escape. I like that so much better than whatever this is

The Moderna study is not cancelled yet, so if you want to help, visit this link to see if you qualify and if there's a study site near you trials.modernatx.com/study/?id=mR...

“I can’t get a ballroom approved. It’s pretty amazing, right? If I was a king, we’d be doing a lot more. I’m doing a lot, but I could be doing a lot more if I was a king,” he lamented. www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-...

also, if you are at DOJ and happen to know what the plans are for the Pam Bondi-branded water bottles being sold in the gift shop, my signal is qjurecic.32

they're good barrels, Brent

In dissent, Justice Riggs suggests that voters must oust the North Carolina Supreme Court's Republicans in order to restore the state constitutional guarantee to education. Says "voters will reach a breaking point" and elect "a different species of court." www.documentcloud.org/documents/27...

Something about Trump's Iran speech last night stuck with me — and to a degree the likes of which the world has never seen before!!

NEWS: The DOE has backed away from its efforts to cut funding for state energy programs.   This is a clear legal victory — and a win for American workers, communities, and our energy future. Keeping these programs means lower energy bills, more good jobs, and modernizing infrastructure we depend on.

once again saved by using Firefox

Judge Tanya Chutkan: What assurance to I have I will not wake up one morning and there is construction and an emergency motion? AUSA: I'm not aware- Judge Chutkan: I am having a problem with lawyers coming in saying that. You should prepare

John Calhoun said the U.S. was a "white man's government." John Bingham, one of the authors of the 14th Amendment, said that this was a "horrid blasphemy." The birthright citizenship case is ultimately about which America we are going to be. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

A couple different angles have come across my feed from airplane passengers. Hits every time man.

I think the actual tension with streamers is that it’s a medium by and for dumbasses, and it’s simultaneously true that (1) you need to try and prevent the audience-dumbasses from finding worst dumbasses to watch, and (2) it’s bad for a streamer-dumbass to get anywhere close to policy or strategy

I see the list of undesirable ethnic groups to be removed on pain of death is expanding. Are there many examples of good ethnic in history, that we can now put next to the century’s first acceptable genocide.