LOOOOOOOONS

Love me a GK PK sub

Are the Loons trumpet section playing every time we touch by Cascada?

Is Stefan Frei aware he can jump and catch the ball in the air?

Hahahaha wow

4 shots and 0.27 xG conceded total over the last 2 matches, seems pretty good!

I am comparatively low on Mheuka, but at some point I think you gotta look at the struggle bus that are Guiu/George/JP9 mins and ask if he can’t get a looksie

CFCW can stay good longer than you can stay liquid 😂

It’s a joke between @bassman93.bsky.social that every year I think they’re going to be bad but this team is actually bad lol

Absolutely diabolical defending, offside or not.

Sonia is going to behead OJF in the locker room I think

Literally no idea how this game is still 1-0

Spence actually honks lol

Unbelievably proactive goalkeeping from Hampton there. Awesome read on the through ball.

The most immediate thought I have watching this game that many moons ago @macaree.bsky.social and I saw a 19 year old Niamh Charles at Liverpool and were like huh this is just a Lucy Bronze regen

This game is very good if the WSL could stop putting very good games at 4 AM Pacific I’d be appreciative

Lovely finish AT 👀

How bad do we think @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social wants to tweet “Mind the Gap” right now?

I’m not an expert in public statements or know the best way to handle all of the NWSL stuff, but I’m pretty confident if I was a coach or player at Angel City I’d be telling Eddy to fuck off from the locker room. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Remove the tumor and let her kickstart the Fox News grift.

This will get me yelled at #onhere but Press has not been a productive player for ~3 years, and I don't think it's better that Straus says "Actually she's washed that's why I'm not playing her". Great career, great player, left the game in a better place than she found it.

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Blue Jays G6 4th : man on 1st, 1 out 5th : 1st, 2 out 6th : 2nd & 3rd, 2 out 7th : 2nd, 2 out 8th : 1st & 2nd, 1 out 9th : 2nd & 3rd, 0 out G7 7th : 1st, 2 out 8th : 2nd, 0 out 9th : bases loaded, 1 out 11th : 2nd, 0 out Expected Runs scored : 8.73 Actual Runs Scored : 0

Torontonians going to turn this hate onto the Raptors so hard they’re going to get boo’d out the building next week

There are men in that stadium who will die before they see their life long love reach this point again

Never liked this sport anyways

Must be nice to have guys who swing when it’s slow as shit down the middle instead of when it’s 3 inches off the ground and 290 mph

That’s game

This Umpire is blind, his strike zone is shifted like 3 inches left and 2 inches high

This is what we get for letting someone named Seranthony pitch

I am going to vomit

Anyone but Yamamoto please

Vlad walk off if there is a God

That wasn’t even close man

Just put a fanatics order for a Clement jersey no further questions

Would’ve let him finish the inning I think

VLAD YOU LEGEND

Ernie Addie Gimenez my sweet sweet boys

BANGGGGGGGGG

Ref the game you cowards

Whoever pays Martinez' next big contract is a sucker

Didn’t want to jinx during but feel pretty good about thinking Simons was going to be a bust

As far as I can tell, that’s the lowest xG Chelsea have ever conceded.

Would do Andrey and Estevao for EnzoF and Neto right now

Pedro Porro had his back foot above his waist when he let go of the ball on the throw, at least call the foul throws lol

I am a VAR believer, but if you aren't going to give red cards for sprinting challenges studs into the middle of peoples shins, what is really the point of it all?

Simply cannot overstate how much better than everyone else on the field Caicedo is. Joke of a player.

I have a tremendous amount of respect for Spurs doctors putting their foot down against Bergvall's wishes there. Dude's bell was ringing like Notre Dame.

Bergvall doesn't know what planet he's on what is the ref doing?!

Don't want to jinx but Arsenal pitching a no hitter through 60'

Currently crashing out about field dimensions in the group chat all is well