I don’t have any friends working there anymore so I can say this without feeling bad Bay absolutely suck shit and should feel bad about it

My big takeaway every time I watch Rydstrom’s Columbus is that if you gave me a good enough striker I could make the playoffs

Refused to foul the 50% free throw shooter in a 1+1 and lost a full minute, calling all your timeouts on defensive possessions, I’m pretty sure these boomer college coaches have brain damage

Literally nobody wants this to be a penalty please stop this

Terminate his work visa as well

Revoke Little's work visa imo

I love Brandon Little he’s so good at baseball

This game is 6-2 without him

My big actual soccer take from this game is that Herrington is genuinely very good and shoutout the 'Pids for finding a random star 19 year old star CB in Australia

Who needs heroine when I can watch MLS at 10 AM on the weekend

I am begging Steffen and Gavran to do a full time jersey swap, it will explain so much

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Once you decide that's a foul, it's an easy SPA yellow. Whether it's a foul? Who knows anymore.

Just go sign Vitiello, or Ngnepi, or Penaranda from USL and it's gotta be better than this

Unbelievable timing

I am begging you to trade for literally any goalkeeper. Literally anyone.

Every year TFC refuse to draft a goalkeeper and every year I have to deal with this bullshit

This is probably a foul but 0% chance it's a clear and obvious error.

My preseason feeling was that I had the most faith in Banda + Hines setting ORL up competently that they were the lowest variance of last years top 4. That feels very accurate thus far.

An obvious two things are true. Bsky growth is positive over long term because people don’t want to interact with Nazi’s and that is triggered by specific events. And then people come here and don’t use the site. Because it’s worse than twitter in every way except 1.

My “I totally haven’t lose complete control of the situation” t shirt has people asking a lot of questions about whether I’ve lost control of the situation

My favourite thing about Canada is that we are very happy to dunk on the many very dumb American people, but wade into r/Canada once a day and you’ll be in a sanitorium by the end of the week

Iconic childhood voice 😔

Soccer is a funny old game because with this spell down the stretch + the VAR bullshit in the first leg, there are a multitude of worlds where Chelsea shithouse this tie

Down 2 goals at home let’s play a CB at LB and 3 DM’s. Osonia Bomladen strikes again.

I believe by cumulative ELO Canada’s group is the worst group of all time.

Yeah Poch, say no to good not great hires

Project Hail Mary, enjoyed very much

Project Hail Mary. Very fun.

Play the way you did both games this window in all 3 at the WC and you’re advancing. Gotta get SO much more from set pieces. 9 corners and maybe 1 half chance?

Crepeau, Sigur/Johnston, Bombito, Cornelius, Davies/Laryea, Ahmed, Kone, Eustaquio/Saliba, Buchanan/Davies, David, P. David/Tani is my team in marker, ink, stone, blood for the tournament.

Viggo Ortiz is an all time first team all name

The USMNT have called SIXTY SEVEN (67) players into a senior camp over the past 12 months. Why are we surprised that they can’t get the details right when you waste time every window on Marlon Fossey and Richie Ledezma?

My big takeaway from this window is that I would sell my soul for 1 competent 1v1 winger and that if Waterman has to play any minutes at the World Cup we’re putting up 0 points.

Hahahahha Woodbridge is rioting get fucked pricks

Everyone has sort of unanimously agreed that this will push lines deeper, but I think predicting how people react to changes like this is hard. I wouldn’t be shocked if we saw teams mostly decide nah the press + high line is still worth it.

Hate to say it but RDZ is going to do great work with Spurs. Good coach. Shit guy. Good coach.

All these fancy European players think they’re moving to the height of culture to play sexy soccer for a Spanish coach and win trophies, but they’re playing inside a Red Bull can in New Jersey playing the most horrific soccer imaginable (but will win trophies)

Duke coach looks like he wears other people’s faces stitched on top of his face so this makes sense tbh

My take through 65’ is that Tessman is probably the 20th best CM in the pool and when Poch moves on post World Cup the first question in the interviews should be compare Tessman and Parks

Hoffman strikes again

Always knew I was right to hate Boston.

2002 is my earliest vivid footballing memory, and Henry was my life’s greatest villain for a decade, this is a sad day

Please stop letting these players who are genuinely shit play for you

I am scoreboard watching this Ireland game at work and missed the first half, I now refuse to turn it on in case I mess it up

ESPNUK posting a fake Rosenior quote is honestly hilarious

Gotham doing the thing where they lull us into a false sense of security by looking absolutely ass for half of the season and somehow winning every game 1-0 down the stretch anyways

I suppose I’m sympathetic to the World Cup and losing training facilities etc for the NWSL teams (I’m not, they’re just going to train somewhere else that month) but surely lengthening the season is immensely preferable to midweek games given how it seems to nuke attendances in WoSo