ABOLISH THE MONARCHY!

IOC defends sale of T-shirt bearing what

new "you fucking what" reaction just dropped

In the waiting room at the Drs and there's just been confusion about how to pronounce "Ewa" @ewacat.bsky.social

Custom ROMs for fighter jets? What a time to be alive!

it's a sprint format. They run up a hill, partly with skis on, then ski back down.

SKI MOUNTAINEERING IS ON NOW IT IS INSANE

With alt text because people who need screen readers should still be able to access this gem

I’m so excited for you guys to read my new book

I'm sure that lady's face collapsed & septum deviated after her 'Turkey teeth' op and it's only a coincidence that she's been done for drug driving with cocaine in her system

My wife's magnificent owl costume she made for this Mardi Gras

last month i kidnapped 30 anonymous bluesky repliers and injected them with the fallout super serum. now they are all green 8 foot tall super soldiers who obey my every whim, but still say stuff like "headphones are inferior to live music" and "there's no point installing bazzite when ubuntu exists"

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

See the good thing is that the Olympic media team know what's good and got the picture to put out

Did Mr six-calander delete the post or his account?

Well I never thought I’d be in the position to cheer on a cat murderer just to prevent UAE’s complete domination but here we are.

Pondering

This is in relation to a miiiinor teeny little prank I played that may have ballooned out of all control. I’d love to say I’m sorry, I really would - but uh…

Hearing reports it's Sgt. Bash Wednesday?

Listen to @bloodwork.show

Martin is great and I've been following his adventures in researching this, looks like it'll be a really interesting book

The Russo-Japanese War was the first major conflict in history that saw more deaths in combat than deaths by disease. Realistically, if you were sent to war any time before WW1, you were more likely to shit yourself to death than die at the hands of the enemy.

Does YOUR breville toasted sandwich maker go through your fridge and tell you that you have run out of cheese? Does it tell you that lettuce is woke? Does it talk to you in a way that drives you into messianic delusions of grandeur? My AI agent does all that before 7am.

My primary calender, the one I can most easily see what's when, is a paper wall chart.

Imagine working on a tech support desk but thinking you're some sort of high flying exec

You might have a block button, but check this new tech out, we're calling it "screen photography"

The actual king of the pancake arts though is the Breton savoury galette wrapped around a big sausage (not a euphemism)

Scottish electro-pop trio CHVRCHES have shared a new cover of The Postal Service’s “Such Great Heights,” a classic of early 2000s indie music. The cover was recorded for the soundtrack of season 3 of the Hulu show "Tell Me Lies." www.undertheradarmag.com/news/chvrche...

finally, though Sting's sunglasses make exact eyeline difficult to trace, attempts to recreate his pose in the lab left reaserchers relatively confident in the assumption that Sting was looking at one of the 4 cartoons on page 50 when photographed. Which one do you think he's smiling at?

🎼They won't see us wuthering from such great heights

What's with the Bristol Channel (and some interesting shapes there) being part of Somerset's Electoral Divisions Map 2023?

For most ski and snowboard events hard packed snow that's been machine groomed to be smoothnis preffered as it is faster and is also a more consistent and thus fairer surface. Therefore if there's heavy snowfall during the competition it is bad.

I am actively worse off for having seen it. Well done.

Happy Pancake Day to all who celebrate

Lads. The clouds have gone again.

A look back to 17th February 2024 with the birth of our donkey George

which one of you,,,

I am amused that two weeks in the TNT Sports commentators for all the GBR matches in the Curling still call them the Scotland team.

Britain's National Coal Board had a record label. It produced one song.

If you enjoyed I Will Strangle a Horse, but thought it really needed to shit on the eiderdown of heaven, then oh golly goodness this is for you.

it's so beautiful that i elected to ruin it before anyone else could. it's like the urge to stamp your bootprint into fresh snow

POV I listen to @bloodwork.show via the 'podcast at the pump' at the petrol station.

i keep banging this drum but the shift away from forums and chat rooms (heavily moderated for bullshit but leeway to actually call people out) to social media (policing tone not rhetoric) has been one of the biggest factors in unleashing a machine on the public that overloads them with shit.

The first Kākāpō born in 4 years was born yesterday 💓💓💓

hot take, but if someone tries to tell me there's no poverty in britain because some dickheads won medals for falling down a hillside faster than anyone else, i should be allowed to set his car on fire

although I think the tens column of Celsius is a very helpful scale, as in: -30 to -20: ice apocalypse -20 to -10: ice death -10 to 0: fuck it's cold 0 to 10: it's cold 10 to 20: jacket weather 20 to 30: shorts weather 30 to 40: heat pain 40 to 50: heat death

remember folks. the guardian has 'no agenda'. they're just presenting this weirdo quack to the public as a serious medical practitioner for... reasons.