Go home M&S you’re drunk.

I entered a writing contest a while back, long listers were to be told on 21/9 I got an email from them today & for a tiny second I was full of hope & joy till I realised it was just a promo What kind of marketing sadist schedules promo emails to go out on the same day A pox on all their houses 😭

The streak is over.

I have been unable to watch today and I have just seen the result. Cant wait to watch on catch up. 🤩 Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy!

Seriously beginning to think they are washed. It’s nearly been a week!

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Me having to quickly close outlook, without looking, so I can’t see my emails and ruin my evening. God I need a new job.

Ayuso, Soler & Vine on hearing the news.

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Forget Almedia/Ayuso. New Narvaez/Carapaz beef just dropped. 👀

A - An extract Mills & Boon Novel B - Jez Cox talking about Nils Politt

Which of the following quotes was commentary, and which is an extract from a Mills & Boon novel? A - “Come on, it won't be the first time we have ‘doubled up’ on a bicycle.” B - “He goes long and hard all day long.” #SmutOrCommentator

Picture of the tour. #LaVuelta25

I could watch this on repeat ❤️ #LaVuelta25

Love these two. I wonder if he will use it as bragging rights round the family dinner table? “I beat you in the TT and a sprint at La Vuelta” 😎 #LaVuelta

⚡️ First sprint victory for Pippo Ganna! 🚀 Primer sprint de Ganna en #LaVuelta25

🕺 Finishing the last mountain stage of #LaVuelta25 in style! Could you do this? 🤟 Esto es estilo... ¿O que no te has cansado mucho, Iván?

Interviewing Pidders right now seems mean 😄 let the boy catch his breath. #LaVuelta25

Whats better, stage wins and a KoM jersey or a grand tour? #LaVuelta25

Well that didn’t last long.

Come Jai!

Bravo Cicco, Bravo Landa 👏🏻 👏🏻 You put in a good fight #LaVuelta25

@ladystarblade.bsky.social 👀 x.com/lavuelta/sta...

Also apologies for spelling his name wrong… I’m super tired. Sorry Alain Philippe, it’s double ‘P’ my bad. #GPCQM

Pog didnt stand a chance… look at the size of that tuft! #GPCQM

Here look guys… here’s the bit where the French chaos pirate stole the win right from under you. #GPCQM

Superbe 🙌🏻 #GPCQM

New drinking game, take a shot every time Alain Philipe takes a look behind him when he is fighting for the win. **Editors notes - don’t do this you’ll die #GPCQM

LOULOU YOH BEAUTY!!! #GPCQM

Come on Loulou!!!!!!! Stop looking behind you!! #GPCQM

As a cycling fan… I get the impression that Visma-LAB are a unit. And that UAE just happen to be riding the same race in matching kit. Incidents like this kinda reinforce that. #LaVuelta25

Slowest sprint ever, lol. Those guys are tired. 🫂 #LaVuelta25

🙃 Haters will say it's fake | Los haters dirán que es falso... #LaVuelta25

Clearly grand tour fever has got to Ineos… they’ve all gone mad. #LaVuelta25

Gorgeous 🤩 #LaVuelta25

GAAAAAANNNNNNAAAA!!!! Now leave the man’s hair alone 🙏🏻🥺 #LaVuelta24

Jasper Philipsen has been added to this list. Who else has amazing hair and should be exempt from any head shaving forfeits? 🤔

Do I need to create 14,742 dupe twitter accounts? 😭

No Mads tell us how you really feel. 🥺 😄 This just in! Mads did not enjoy the stage. #LaVuelta25

Happy for him. Is this his first one? #LaVuelta25

I DONT WANT GANNA TO WIN ANYMORE 🫣😄 #LaVuelta25

Bluesky friends, anyone got any tips or can recommend a podcast/article on sticking with a regime? I started in Jan and now come August I’m struggling to stay motivated. I’m like 70% of my initial target done but the urge to just stop is quite strong atm cos it’s hard & I’m tired.

He may look angelic but I just had to stop him beating up my neighbours elderly, overweight, disabled cat. And now he’s mad with me.

Eurgh supposed to be in London tomorrow and it’s only now I’m hearing about the Tube strike 😫

Mads 🤩 #LaVuelta25

MAAAAADS, YOU BEAUTIFUL BEAST!!!! #LaVuelta25

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We have a new king. God Save The King 🫡 #ToBm

I knew about the government phone alert. I knew it was coming at 3pm. I knew to expect it. Me when my phone went off