Group of people standing on the left on the escalator this morning, during rush hour, they are lucky they escaped with their lives. #LondonUnderground

Broken my Twitter notifications with a picture of Ganna. 😄

Someone on Twitter asked Grok who Ganna was…

Nvm, figured it out…

How do I fit this into my header? 🤔

Thank you for all my kind comments. X Presented. Fielded the objections. Persuaded with counter points. It went well. Now to limp back to the train station. I could probably write some wanky LinkedIn post about this.

I was having a good day till I tripped on this stupid hole & now my knees are hurting like a bitch, 1 is bleeding & there is a hole in my new suit trousers Trying not to cry in a Costa as I have a presentation to make. Not sure the panda eyes look is very professional. But my knees hurt so much

There is a notable police presence on my train this morning.

But of course, I hope the rescuers bought baguette and some nice cheeses.

The City of London Nocturne will bring UCI-sanctioned night racing to the UK in June 2026, with men’s and women’s Pro Criterium events planned under the lights of the capital. thebritishcontinental.co.uk/2025/11/03/c...

Timeline cleanse

These things are always awful, but if feels worse somehow when it’s closer to home. Hoping this with serious injury are ok following treatment. 😕 www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm...

George Van Aert, on his first podium. The apple hasn’t fallen far from the tree ☺️

It seems I’ve managed to make myself popular today 😬.

Trying to find a silver lining about this whole thing, if he loses his “wins” then Demare wins the Boucles de la Mayenne in 2023. #JusticeForDemare

“…and the dynamic between Ayuso & Skjelmose”

Among other lovely stuff I got an amazing bike card and the cutest paperweight for my birthday. Look how cute he is, not sure how much work I’ll get done now though!

Jasmin is the Tadej Pogačar of baking #NicheTweet #GBBO

This question just came up in “Shot in the Dark” card game, what’s your guess no cheating!

Well…

I seem to have activated sad dog algorithm on Insta. 😭

Reader, this will not stop another Pogacar stranglehold.

Absolutely mental scenes today, then saw a guy drop a chocolate muffin on the floor, it rolled some distance. He then picked it up and did he throw it away? No, gave it to his unsuspecting friend. Savages all of them savages

Guy in the cafe across from me is eating a KitKat but is biting across the fingers in one go instead of snapping them off and eating them individually. Worried I’m the presence of a psychopath.

Anyone looking to hire someone to do some talking/hosting for them? 👇🏻

I was searching for Wout and Mathieu pictures for a project and came across this beauty. 😄

Thanks, I hate it.

I mean yeah, that would do it.😧

Me looking at my work load for today..

Lotto & Intermarche It’s offical 💍 💒 🤵‍♂️🤵‍♂️

Go support Katy, she’s an ace writer, and a throughly decent human too. 👇🏻

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Quentin Pacher in shock move to Visma-LAB to be the teams official portrait artist. Groupama-FDJ ➡️ Visma-LAB

Two different people have asked me if I’m feeling ok today… just realised I’ve gone to work with no make up on. So.. im fine this is clearly just what my face looks like. #FML

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Ciccone is modelling a new look on his Insta…

Terrible news for all involved and cycling on the whole.

I really love this one. 😍

Look how good he looks in red 😍 #TourofHolland

#GirodelVeneto 😭

I love it when this man wins!! 😍 🔥🔥🔥🔥 🎥 Soudal-QS twitter #TourofHolland

I’m looking for new trainers.. and these are supposed to look like this? Converse you’ve gone mad.

Ok I need ‘hair of the dog’ and this is the only wine in the house. Which has sat in the fridge since it came back with me from Latvia. It’s actually German though, according to the label. Will report back.

I have entered the existential dread phase of my hangover. Why am I? What is point? ☹️

God I miss Wout van Aert.

22nd. In the burn book with the lot of them, sorry I don’t make the rules. 😢