So in a change from normal work stress dreams with lots of spreadsheets I was trapped in trying to set up SharePoint folders and nothing worked. Make of that what you will

This is just to say I have eaten the plums That were in The icebox and which you were probably saving for WAR CRIMES

Watched the first episode of Brassic on a friend’s recommendation and genuinely don’t know if I enjoyed it and want to continue or not

The weather as you know has been especially shit lately. And that's especially hard on the homeless of London who are already dealing with less cash donations. Please help a bro out if you have a spare few rips.

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...

Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.

One more on this: for some kids - a significant number - the biggest danger is the parents. The kids need protection and an escape from their parents.

Made myself some Christmas earrings. Might have to wear them with earplugs

This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad

New hair who dis?

Eep, I just got my appointment confirmations for my ADHD/Autism assessments. I didn’t expect Right to Choose to work as fast as it does!

Upseller from Service: You can have AI integration for your website and products! Me: How does incorporating your tool make my management of 52 listings that I’ve already written descriptions for better? Does it help customers shop more easily? Upseller: It’s seamless! Me: How? Upseller: [sweats]

i don't think y'all appreciate the struggle every damn day

also, annual reminder: fuck the foo fighters & especially dave grohl's bitch ass

Genauso isses!

They're small. Muddy knees. Higher voices than adults. Easy.

A fun game to play with a cat is to look at it, make eye contact, then do a slow blink and a yawn while making muppet noises. If the cat reacts you win the game, instead of losing it like you just did.

"That would be an ecumenical matter"

I have a very rough idea that Humanities nerd needs at least a working knowledge of math and science, and a math/science nerd needs at least a grounding in basic Humanities, to serve as a mental touching of the grass (and to give you the tools needed to spot the legion upon legion of bullshitters)

It’s that time of year where @dreadships.bsky.social and I need book recommendations for the ScornDread Children, as Nikolaus will leave a book in their boots next Saturday. The younger one (14) really enjoys fantasy and the older one (17) nerdy nonfiction.

Reminder to call your friends.

Nah I'm genuinely bawling at this

I have no problem with machine learning systems spotting cancer, and I would simultaneously like to propel all generative AI techbros into the sun.

How cute are these shorts though?

This boat, now in IWM London, came from a vessel that was attacked by a German naval raider in 1940. The raider's captain ordered his men to fire on survivors in other boats. He was later convicted of war crimes and died in prison. Something certain people might like to reflect on.

@profanity.accountant give me my stats

Sportsball time!

Actually up to date on my patches on my hoodie. Go me! (Also, go away impostor syndrome!)

I judge and always have judged lazy use of stock images or clip arts in presentations and will judge use of AI even harder. Personally I spend a lot of time adapting popular memes to my content.

Anyway, I have a hair appointment on Monday, just cut (because I can do the colour myself ) and now I don t know how far I want to go. Originally I was thinking just taking the worst damage of but maybe I want more? I mean I don’t want to go all the way to a pixie or do I?

hahahahahaha

Will have to share that with the younger Scornflake Child who already got annoyed at the observation that there are no toilets anywhere

Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.

Calls to publish the nationality data of people arrested is, as just one example, an absolute precursor for potential collective punishment of groups based on where they are from. It serves pretty much no purpose otherwise.

Update: happened again. Today it invented someone called Brian. There is no Brian.

Oh. My. Goodness. It is really real. Museum theft advent calendar!! www.playmobil.com/en-gb/advent... #Archaeology 🏺

someone explain to starmer, @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social, @darrenpjones.bsky.social how this works 🙄 they've dialled anti-lgbt+ sentiment up to levels that haven't been seen since the 80s i know they want to 'seperate the t' so they can have their cake and eat it too but it doesn't work that way

You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

I keep adverts for these things that look extremely wrong and cursed but also seem like a really good idea

Amazing

I'd get much more done if I didn't get bored every five minutes and start fannying about on my phone. Stop distracting me. This is everyone's fault but mine.

We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.

Actual footage of me right now

This country seems to have a bottomless well of sympathy towards asset rich pensioners and only contempt for anyone under 50 who is putting half their income into paying their landlords fourth mortgage and a big chunk of the rest into skyrocketing bills.

Not sure why more of us haven’t become radicalised against the super-rich and why we don’t see more action against them but there’s plenty of hate for minority groups who cause no harm to the rest of us.

I'm not sticking up for her or anything but referring to the Chancellor as "Rachel From Accounts" is hideously misogynistic and I see you. And your fella. And you're disgusting.