Actual pink lemonade yes. Lemonade from the fountain is basically a giant bag of pink “lemon flavored syrup” mixed with soda water. Oh yeah - if you guys order ginger ale and it’s out, well pour you a sprite and add just a little bit of coke to make it the right color.

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

How to properly use statistics to make a point

Spider-Noir is Nicolas Cage at his wild, untamed best. They took the blinders off and let him go full ham and it was perfect. Honestly one of the best things Cage has done in years, and Lamorne Morris and Karen Rodriguez are incredible. Also, Brendan Gleeson never misses. The show is awesome.

Americans: •Cancel student debt! •Cancel medical debt! •Make insulin free! Most of Developed World: •What is student debt? •What is medical debt? •Insulin is already free! What GOP & Corporate Democrats calls “socialism”—even conservative parties in most developed nations call “human rights.”

lol he's finally celebrating pride month I see

if the nation is going to properly heal we’re going to need to see broccoli cut DOGE boys begging for mercy before a judge as they face four consecutive life sentences

sisyphus: i'm tired of pushing this rock. got anything else that's impossible for humans to accomplish gods hand him a fitted sheet: fold this sisyphus, reticent: on second thought, i'll stick with the boulder

Good morning

You don't see it coming. Then you can't unsee it

Excellent work

not ready to make a firm statement on who stole the yoghurt yet, but there are clues.

Well, to begin with today, it’s the 23rd anniversary of the announcement that David Seaman would be leaving Arsenal. Or as Sky Sports briefly put it:

Look at that first sentence. Genuine question: where on earth did Bluesky find such worthless machine translation in 2026? Seriously though. Try any free engines you know and see if you can get something this bad.

The Russian army has got new recruits. Everyone is in high spirits, but once the Ukrainians capture them, they'll be sitting there crying and whining that they were tricked.

I keep being reminded of this question and answer: "What is the problem that AI services are being built to solve?" "Wages."

"Terrorism" on the left. "Protest" on the right.

A reminder that The Guardian has a strategic partnership with OpenAI ergo can't be trusted

L - GOP Rep and MI senate candidate Mike Rogers actual photo from the campaign trail. R - Photo put out by staffer.

BBC doing this too. "Police pelted with missiles at Henry Nowak protest" smears an innocent victim again Try "Police pelted with missiles after Southampton murder" Inappropriate to call it a "Henry Nowak protest" when his family explicitly call for it NOT to happen. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

I am once again wondering whether "no, the legitimate concerns racists don't have a point, fuck off, they're racist" might have been a better way of combating the far right.

I’ve been thinking a lot about the shifting baseline concept as applied to everyday life. People in their 20’s now have no memory of highly functional systems, products (from blenders to sweaters) that were so well made you could hand them down across generations, or even helpful customer service.

41,000 people took shelter in Kyiv’s metro today during Russia’s missile and drone attack. That is the highest number of people sheltering in the underground during an air raid alert in recent years. 41,000 people. In a European capital. In 2026.

Great policies but if it hadn't been for this post, I'd be none the wiser. Labour really do need to do something urgently about their dire comms.

Another nice one from Ireland

England and Wales Enact Full Decriminalization of Abortion. The new Crime and Policing Act completely removes abortion from the criminal code, establishing it strictly as a matter of healthcare regulation.

You know who isn't getting radicalized? Guys who do ships in a bottle. Embrace model-building and avoid the pitfalls of right-wing extremism

some time ago my mother discovered that she can Google her kids and now every few days I wake up to a new message demanding answers on why there is no fresh news article about me today

Nobody sees the 4:00 am works outs. Nobody sees the hours of meal prepping. Nobody sees the time spent in meditation bettering myself. Nobody sees any of this. Because I don’t do these things.

Happy Strait of Hormuz Opening Anchored for Simplicity Day to those who celebrate.

7 lies in 2 sentences. Only in Trumpworld.

The long feather-covered wattle dangling under the neck helps the males to amplify their throaty "hoot" so that it carries through dense cloud forests, but it's mostly for showing off to the ladies. Groups of males gather in a 'lek' & take turns showing off their fluffed-up wattles.

The EU could do a lot of wonderful lovely things for the UK because of how great we are particularly when we ask for the moon for nothing. Experience on the other hand suggests best not get your hopes up too much when the UK asks for special treatment.

Delegates say that Your Party is no longer Their Party because of His Party so they're going to found Our Party

From Boston Smalls on X This needs to be played everywhere 24/7

Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.

If you’d told me on January 7th 2021 that everyone in this picture would be pardoned and be paid $1 million each for reparations, I’d have said you were insane. It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane.

What the hell does “only 70 people old” mean? May I offer a more elegant analogy, from Prof Dawkins’s Unweaving the Rainbow?

This headline is a journey.

And simon writes for the guardian

“I’ve been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment” is a great joke. I’d love to see Talarico swap out the punchline each time he tells it. “…since before Ken Paxton cheated on his wife” “…since before Ken Paxton was impeached by his own party” There are hundreds of options.

Indeed. Also, what a silly sentence: why would people vote for bond markets? I think Polanski goes about his populism quite cleverly most of the time, but every now and then comes up with something like this

Swimming cows off the west coast of Ireland.

Pat McFadden (and others) has previously stated the government can’t do anything if it’s not in the Labour Party manifesto (even though they have) Now he states it’s not up to that same government to carry out things that are in that same manifesto

I added Swan Lake ballet music

The Dabous Giraffes are neolithic petroglyphs by unknown artists on the western side of the Aïr Mountains in north-central Niger The carvings are believed to have been done between 6,000 and 8,000 years ago, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dabous_...

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