Christopher Nolan is my favorite living director and The Odyssey looks incredible.

ME: [immediately after getting hired]

*stopwatch ticking* how christmas was stolen from the grinch: tonight on 60 minutes

If you (like me) love horror, don’t limit yourself to English speaking films. Some of the greatest horror cinema is coming out of Japan & France & Korea. You owe it to yourself to be treated to movies that can actually surprise you with an ending.

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

not for nothing but blindly trusting statistical analysis from nearly anywhere right now, especially the federal government, is foolish at best, if not intentionally disingenuous

If you (like me) love horror, don’t limit yourself to English speaking films. Some of the greatest horror cinema is coming out of Japan & France & Korea. You owe it to yourself to be treated to movies that can actually surprise you with an ending.

"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up

The priest at my snake church said science is a myth

The thing about social media is that not only can you find all sorts of information (real information & fake information), you can also find videos of cats. I always want to know if cats are real. The thing I hate about AI is, information is verifiable but dancing cats are only a maybe.

The main reason you don't see very many people with pet raccoons online is because once you have a pet raccoon, you are too busy hanging out with your raccoon to be online. There is also a good chance that the raccoon changed their Wi-Fi password.

The thing about social media is that not only can you find all sorts of information (real information & fake information), you can also find videos of cats. I always want to know if cats are real. The thing I hate about AI is, information is verifiable but dancing cats are only a maybe.

Michael Jackson describes a horrific scene then has the nerve to ask Annie if she’s okay. No, Michael, she isn’t okay. There’s blood all over the carpet.

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Michael Jackson describes a horrific scene then has the nerve to ask Annie if she’s okay. No, Michael, she isn’t okay. There’s blood all over the carpet.

FYI: CHIME, the terrifying but hard to find horror from PULSE director Kiyoshi Kurosawa, will finally screen in the U.S.

Ever have a song playing in the background of your mind but you can’t quite make it out so you turn it up and it’s just been Rod Stewart (Forever Young) the entire time? Brains are weird places.

After hitting physical media on Tuesday, BUGONIA will begin streaming on Peacock next Friday, December 26.

In a year overflowing with incredible horror, it's hard to narrow it down! But in the end, we managed. Here are Fango's top picks for the best horror movies of 2025. Did yours make the list?

Went Christmas shopping with @crocketthoughton.com today & as we were walking up the street, a dude was staring at us and finally said "Hey, where'd you get your masks?" I said we got them online. He goes "Hell yeah, those are sick" and I was like "Thanks man!" 10/10 random stranger interaction.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes

abandoned tasks should chime like a fridge door left open too long

“As things stand now, I am going to be a writer. I'm not sure that I'm going to be a good one or even a self-supporting one, but until the dark thumb of fate presses me to the dust and says 'you are nothing', I will be a writer.” -Hunter S. Thompson

Kids these days will never understand the importance of waking up first on a Saturday morning.

Steven Spielberg's mysterious UFO movie finally reveals itself. Watch the first teaser for DISCLOSURE DAY within. www.fangoria.com/steven-spiel...

I know most people tune this stuff out but there are 4 different people who I know personally (who do not know each other) who are seriously ill and/or hospitalized right now due to COVID or Long COVID related issues. Protect your health. Protect your family. Mask up this holiday season.

(leaving a yelp review after getting my ass kicked six or seven times during a single meal at the fancy restaurant) The bread was honestly fantastic

Kids these days will never understand the importance of waking up first on a Saturday morning.

Christmas was invented by Steve Christmas, who loved presents.

They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it

Maybe I’m just late to the party but I hadn’t seen anyone talking about Blue Eye Samurai on Netflix. I’m three episodes in and this is an incredible story with beautiful animation. Definitely check it out.

gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law

Spending the holiday season cuddling with my husband watching Christmas horror movies while we cough and sneeze and pass tissues back and forth... but the real holiday horror is how we both have to drink Buckley's cough syrup.

I’m in Canada and I finally had a reason to try Buckley’s cough syrup. Their slogan is “it tastes awful and it works.” After I swallowed, I thought it wasn’t that bad but ladies and gentlemen… it BUILDS. Buckley’s has LAYERS. It LINGERS. Definitely truth in advertising.

I’m in Canada and I finally had a reason to try Buckley’s cough syrup. Their slogan is “it tastes awful and it works.” After I swallowed, I thought it wasn’t that bad but ladies and gentlemen… it BUILDS. Buckley’s has LAYERS. It LINGERS. Definitely truth in advertising.

If Taco Bell doesn’t launch a ‘Live ChristMas’ ad campaign this holiday season, what are they even doing with their lives?

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

If Taco Bell doesn’t launch a ‘Live ChristMas’ ad campaign this holiday season, what are they even doing with their lives?

They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul

Dudes will comment "nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped" and then post a picture of a half eaten salad.

Here is your semi-annual reminder that I do draw stuff sometimes & have an online store: shop.roxiqt.com 👻

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in her defense, it’s one of the more comfortable remotes that we have in the household

This is a powerful account of writers fighting back against the mediocrity machine.

It’s the time of year where everyone debates Die Hard being a Christmas movie (it is) but so is Batman Returns, Eyes Wide Shut, Lethal Weapon, Gremlins, and Rambo First Blood. If I see a tree, lights, presents, or even a single chubby bearded guy eating a cookie, it counts.