My lafufus are ready for spoopy season. 👻

Imagine living in the Stuart Little universe. I think a mouse wearing people clothes and driving a tiny car would be the least of your worries. What if cats could wield chainsaws? Think about that.

Imagine living in the Stuart Little universe. I think a mouse wearing people clothes and driving a tiny car would be the least of your worries. What if cats could wield chainsaws? Think about that.

Apparently being an adult is just replacing the toilet paper roll and cleaning up messes that don’t belong to you repeatedly until you die.

I went outside today to a punk rock flea market and a vendor asked if I wanted free stickers and then immediately started complimenting my lafufu. 💜

The saying “more than you can shake a stick at” doesn’t make sense to me. I can shake my stick at one thing. I can shake my stick at an infinite number of things. The amount of things does not determine my stick shaking ability.

The saying “more than you can shake a stick at” doesn’t make sense to me. I can shake my stick at one thing. I can shake my stick at an infinite number of things. The amount of things does not determine my stick shaking ability.

Spent the last 2 weeks learning about peer support work. Today, I dive into learning about palliative care so that I can better support people with grief. Everything is terrible but things do actually feel a little bit less bad once you start trying to help others or learn new skills to help others.

Someone in my building seems to have purchased a lizard because crickets keep randomly appearing in my apartment. There is one under my stove right now. So now I am obviously going to have to get a lizard to catch the escape artist crickets that were supposed to be eaten by the Original Lizard.

Apparently being an adult is just replacing the toilet paper roll and cleaning up messes that don’t belong to you repeatedly until you die.

As a 40 year old man I know that buying nunchucks as a self defense weapon wasn't a smart idea but as a 40 year old man with a concussion I also know that they will do their job.

Labubu sounds like a cutesy term for a lobotomy to me

The cool thing about being an adult is- you can nap literally whenever you want and no one can stop you. The only thing is, the phone is going to ring every time. That’s just science.

The cool thing about being an adult is- you can nap literally whenever you want and no one can stop you. The only thing is, the phone is going to ring every time. That’s just science.

no new pictures, where are you at mentally?

I don’t know who needs to hear this but, you can put a coffee pot in any room that you want. Nobody can stop you.

My mom keeps dinosaur figures outside to scare off raccoons who want to steal her garbage. She sent me a photo today. A large toad has found one of the dinosaur figures and befriended it. They are besties now.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but, you can put a coffee pot in any room that you want. Nobody can stop you.

When I see a kid throwing a fit in the grocery store I don’t get mad at the parents or even try to help the situation, I get down on the ground and throw a fit too because grocery shopping is awful.

When I see a kid throwing a fit in the grocery store I don’t get mad at the parents or even try to help the situation, I get down on the ground and throw a fit too because grocery shopping is awful.

[after looking at the news] well, it's time to go and do something relaxing like watch horror movies for the rest of my life

Lately I've been into found footage horror with my girlfriend, catching ones we've missed over the years and a sub-genre within found footage caught our eye but we don't know what to call it. The movies are filmed in such a way that it looks as if you're just watching someone's desktop. #horrorsky

A problem with most people thinking COVID-19 is no longer a threat is that I just had a weird loss prevention dude follow me around a grocery store (occasionally coughing) because he could not fathom that anyone wearing a face mask (despite me also using a cane)- wasn't nefarious. We're in a surge.

I’m sure that random nail sticking up from the stair is in no way going to come back to haunt them, he said, watching A Quiet Place, somehow for the first time.

People who miss the experience of going to Blockbuster to browse the rows of VHS and DVD's- you may not realize this but most public libraries carry a selection of new and old films. You'd be surprised what you can find just by visiting a place that will loan you books. Support your local library.

When I was a kid my go-to sandwich was peanut butter and jelly, now as an adult I prefer to stare at a wall in my kitchen because I'm incapable of making a decision.

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

It was the worst of times, it was the least normal and most cringe of times

The line between reality and the Onion is almost non-existent, people earnestly reply to the Onion posts, and I can't blame them.

Everything sucks so I have begun training to get certified as a peer support worker (& am going to specialize in grief) because I think it is very hard to be a human right now and I want to be able to actually help other people who are having a difficult time being a human right now.

I love pumpkin pie and a good pumpkin roll but you can keep anything pumpkin spice- it isn’t the same and you know it.

I love pumpkin pie and a good pumpkin roll but you can keep anything pumpkin spice- it isn’t the same and you know it.

With football being back I need everyone to know that the word “huddle” is just a combination of the words “hug” and “cuddle”.

I was finally able to sit down and watch Weapons (2025), it was easily the best horror movie of the year in a year full of great horror movies. Zach Cregger has made two classics in a row, I can’t wait to see what’s next.

AI HR hiring AI candidates to do AI jobs selling AI products which are advertised on AI channels producing AI content for AI views to make AI stats go up. They won't even notice when the humans die out. That's the dead world aliens are one day going to find.

With football being back I need everyone to know that the word “huddle” is just a combination of the words “hug” and “cuddle”.

If you ever think that you’re having a bad day just remember, there once was a lady who lived in a shoe.

If you ever think that you’re having a bad day just remember, there once was a lady who lived in a shoe.

Are we really supposed to be able to concentrate on anything at this point. Like, are you shitting me, my liege

ever since i was little i knew i wanted an endless list of todos

As a 40 year old man I know that buying nunchucks as a self defense weapon wasn't a smart idea but as a 40 year old man with a concussion I also know that they will do their job.

Pretty upset about the movie Cliffhanger having such a definitive ending.

Pretty upset about the movie Cliffhanger having such a definitive ending.

If all you’re going to tell me is that you want a taco night, do not start your text by saying “we need to talk.” I have anxiety.

WHAT I THOUGHT 2025 WOULD HAVE: people driving flying cars & wearing jet packs to work WHAT 2025 HAS ACTUALLY INCLUDED: some people are trying to bring back measles, billionaires are trying to romance AI bots & everyone is very angry all of the time everywhere

Functionally, there’s no difference between a labubu & a lafufu, the whole thing is a social experiment to see if people will pay more for imaginary doll prestige.

My last 5 watched.

The Back Braces are now available for pre-order! Please read this thread and the listing. They're available in 6 sizes. In the strawberry, galaxy and bats patterns. The 2 support plates on the back are made of curved aluminum. Which one are you getting? Details below!

Functionally, there’s no difference between a labubu & a lafufu, the whole thing is a social experiment to see if people will pay more for imaginary doll prestige.