I googled a past associate and got an obituary.

his MRI

Hagueseth

Rip Van Stinkle

Borowitz almost as good as the Onion now

the AI weather report: "lower than normal temperatures." no, gobshit, it's just lower than yesterday. you have no fucking idea what "normal" is.

ersatz reality

the village idiot of the damned

jeebus what an image

did "Pluribus" just have a "Soylent Green is people" moment?

"but my friends are on X." yeah that's why I stayed there so long. I don't have many friends.

I had an Indian man tip $2. that's an unusual juxtaposition of facts. good start though.

like most people will continue to identify with a religion even if they know it's rotten. it's the socialization, man.

ersatz

Waymo cars pass loading/unloading school buses without stopping. bad robots!

I listen to this so much, often on repeat. youtu.be/u55ACYSBssk?...

I accidentally ate the spleen and not the liver. oopsie. fog of war. ~ late great Hannibal Lecter

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400 posts in one hour. I'm sure I've never done that...

who you calling Piggy, Porky?

this is fucking obscene stuff. every western leader should be hounded by journalists over this kind of thing.

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good night, kids

genius

I went to bed about 9 last night and woke up feeling fine for a change.

Texas may be dumb but Oklahoma is dumber.

Molly was always right.

the good old days...not a cell phone in sight