Return to bluesky delayed due to depression, will try again later in the week.

It's amazing to me that the media still report on what Trump says and does as though he were a rational human

Let's be fucking honest. The only reason why the US is "dismayed" about Israel bombing oil depots is because they wanted to steal the oil.

You know? I respect this shit. Most people would make you click their video to get the answer, but Austin John just puts that shit in his thumbnail.

Thank you for the Manticore @emuhp.bsky.social ! It has arrived safely 🫂🫂

Best time to invest in renewable power was decades ago, second best time is right now.

Not back yet, but I did a drawing, so I'll share it with you before fucking off again. I restricted myself to a random colour palette, that's why the colours are what they are.

I'm too bored of this to try and be clever about it anymore. If you think that two men kissing, or two women kissing, requires any more explanation than a man kissing a woman, that is homophobia.

Washing machine started blinking all the lights, so I had to drain it using the smallest container ever over the course of an hour to remove a ball of clothing fibre and hair. I am wet, tired, my shoulder hurts and I hate everything.

If Nidoran had come out in any other generation, they would not have taken two seperate spots in the Pokedex and it would've just been a split evolution based on gender. I am glad Nidoran was brought to us when it did.

Not back yet, but I did a drawing, so I'll share it with you before fucking off again. I restricted myself to a random colour palette, that's why the colours are what they are.

I think I'm gonna take a break from bluesky for a week or so. Some of the takes and jokes are so terrible they turn my stomach. I know that social media has fried so many people's brains and that humour is used as a coping mechanism, but holy shit people. Mental health preservation time.

I opened reddit for some recipe ideas and it dared to make me remember that Darren "crafty wank" Grimes exists. This is why you can't trust reddit.

She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force" I think, "Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course" She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth" I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code 🎵

Wait, if they know when you make a mistake on your taxes, that means they already know your taxes, so why can't they just do it?

The food was tasty but also hurt my tummy.

Had a fun discussion about the French revolution with my parents. We all agreed that guillotines are just really neat.

WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

The ultimate domestic creature: Making cottage pie using oxtail, have done all the washing up (dishes) and am putting in a load of washing. I'm the whole package baybee. 😎 👉👉

Cool so not only is Trump starting a pointless fucking war, Starmer is dragging us into it as well? Fucking excellent, amazing. I fucking hate all of this.

I always wonder what people block me for. Not in an "Oh no, why" kind of way, but in a fascinated way. Is it the drawings? Is it the yelling about how shit the world is? Is it my very normal behaviour when it comes to monsters and people that can crush my windpipe? Is it the memes?

Im kinda glad that new pokemon is at least a year away because it means I can save for a switch 2. Also going on what I know for now i will probably get the fire starter. The grass and water starter have temu rowlett and soble energy.

Look I'm all for adding more parental controls to things so that kids can be protected from things. Like I often wish youtube had parental patrols so I myself could block accounts I don't want to see for myself. But forcing shit like that for everyone is so fucking stupid.

When you talk to someone excitedly about Remedy games and they start asking about Alan Wake: American Nightmare and/or FBC: Firebreak.

Where does the cylindrical pencil sharpener go? That's right, it goes in the square hole.

Omg, imagine if Control had a VR version. That'd be so cool.

Is there a reason why a smart meter can't just have a button labelled "METER READING" and when you press that button it gives you your fucking meter reading instead of cycling through 7 different numbers and it's the 5th one they want. Like what is the actual fucking point of that?

So much to enjoy - Greens won - Labour lost their 6th safest seat in the country - Goodwin fucked off - Tories so few votes they lost their deposit - Advance got beaten by Sir Oink A Lot

Didn't sleep much so I'm manically singing the Steven Universe themesong.

Pretty woman walkin' down the street Pretty woman, you got massive feet. Pretty woman, not wearing shoes, not even a boot. I think you're bigfoot in a suit. Cryptid

Two Torial [Toriel Doodle] #Undertale #doodle

Capitalism really feels like the worst game of Agar IO ever played.

Pretty woman walkin' down the street Pretty woman, you got massive feet. Pretty woman, not wearing shoes, not even a boot. I think you're bigfoot in a suit. Cryptid

UK games journalism has been hollowed out by venture capitalists and vultures. They've replaced talented, experienced writers with low-quality slop and a treadmill of shitty, inaccurate AI guides. The job I loved has been turned into an insulting mimicry of something that fucking mattered

Davie is looking through a text book and currently is on a chapter about manga and anime and just slapdash in the middle is a drawing done by a Swedish girl of homestuck. That's... that's not anime .

Messed about with some watercolours.

Have a sticky note vaporeon instead.

Capitalism feels like a rollercoaster without a safety harness.

£52.99 for an 11 year old game you can pick up on steam for £4 most sales? L M A O

This is the look of a man who enjoys 3 fresh cups of coffee in the morning.

I'm looking at exercise equipment and stuff and thinking what would engage my dumbass lizard brain the best. I'm thinking, I could get an exercise bike, but I don't know how much I would actually be able to convince myself to use it.

Of that's why I was feeling bad, had an anxiety attack just waiting around the corner. Have taken propranolol.

You ever stare at a headline just like .....