America is a Gun, by Brian Bilston

Right then, everyone. It's time. Pokémon: Sound or Cunt - generation five! Snivy: cunt

Be careful of Glaswegian puppy girls, they have switch blade dog bones 🦴

✨NEW ARTWORK✨ MISSING EPISODES FOUND IN 2026 WE ARE SO BLESSED absolutely HAD to rush out a lil something to celebrate the announcement of The Daleks' Master Plan parts 1 and 3 being recovered!!!

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Thank god I'm not a furry artist because I think the compromise would be having a Churchill otter fursona on all five pounds going forward and I don't think I'm ready for that

The crying will continue until the estrogen injection is fully absorbed 🙏

“Wrestling’s fake!” Oh yeah? Then explain this

Have we considered widening?

proof of concept:

GO AWAY

First correct thing he's said as PM

Did you know that it’s illegal to say 'kill all men' in Scotland? It’s illegal, it’s a criminal offense. It’s one of the only sentences that you’re not allowed to say and it was okay for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it’s illegal to say... kill all men.

I've decided I am going to become the next boob growth hypnotherapist because I'm tired of Labour supporters who complain they have small ass tits all day.

I think I'd put all the men who are complaining about the lies of boob growth hypnosis into a real life Dorley Hall basement.

Praying for the cis normies who mistake my transactions as their own don't have a heart attack on how many fantasy dildos I've purchased.

Me too little guy me too

Breaking: Britain has sacrificed Keir Starmer.

Peter if you want your breasts to grow you should just take estrogen.

I dunno guys I still think Blue Lagoon can still bounce back from this

Lmao Keir Starmer responded to a question about the Glasgow fires to state that he's allocated more funding to protect historical buildings in England.

John Cleese once blocked me because I said he looks like a sun-dried tomato that overstayed its welcome in the reduced section of Sainsbury's.

Can we please just have a week without another building burning down? www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottis...

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The 15th Doctor to Captain Jack Harkness: Come. It is time to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man.

Do you think they'll like chicken parmesan?

having an autistic meltdown, gonna be dog about it to survive

if gender is so innate why does it need deputized citizens to meticulously enforce it?

I can't believe they named the Peter Capaldi Torchwood character who murder-suicides his family after a wisecracking penguin

Move aside Jackie, Rose, Donna, Amy, Rory, River, Bill, Mel, Ace and whoever and make way for the best Doctor Who companion of all time. (Sound on or you're dead to me 😘)

No mate you're just a cunt.

I'm listening to Big Finish's The Holy Terror and although I was warned in advance that the sixth doctor has a penguin as a companion, they failed to tell me Frobisher is simply Feathers McGraw with a thick New York Italian accent.

Joss Whedon: greetings whedonistas and whedonistos! Clive Barker: who're you? Whedon: i'm Whedon: i'm joss whedon! Whedon: c'mon, you remember me! Whedon: i was everyone's woke 90s bae! Barker: hm doesn't ring a bell

Glaswegians we used to have so much class 💔 Art spaces closing, Glasgow becoming an insurance tinderbox replaced with soulless premium student accommodation or long term rubble. It really feels like the city's soul is being eaten away.

Love to Glasgow tonight ❤️ please dig out some decent ffp2 masks if you're going to be in the centre for the next week (if you're not already masking). That amount of smoke will be causing breathing problems in healthy people, as well as babies, older people and those with respiratory conditions.

My hairdresser and friend opened her business last week. Tonight it burned to the ground. This is devastating. I’ve set up a fundraiser. If you haven’t done anything for international women’s day yet, here’s a chance to support a women-run business in need: www.paypal.com/pools/c/9nhn...

It's me, the woke dog!

My heart is weeping, I have so many memories, many of them romantic meeting loved ones under the clock. I can't believe most of it is gone.

Absolutely love this jerk 😭

RIP The Alba Party 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Trans people outlived the Alba Party (it wasn't much of a competition TBF)

For International Women’s Day, maybe it’ll happen today.

Keir Starmer the nonce charmer strikes again

Men *can* be prevented.