I think I'm probably the most annoying person I know.

The ID consultation will likely take longer than Starmer has left as PM. So there's that.

Mine was the strange concept that people could own land. That this pile of dirt belongs to someone and only they can use it? That still sounds absurd.

This appears on my Facebook page every year and while I don't actively use it, this is definitely worth a repost here 💕

New tiktok trend where we progressively find more absurd ways to destroy a 'Brit Card'

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

Alright I'll admit it, these motorists are alright.

Sorry but if we're banning anyone for being unpleasant then Wes Steering shouldn't be allowed to enter the house of commons because everyone there fucking hates him.

No fucking way tylenol is just US paracetamol, you guys are so fucking cooked.

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

Hi, my name is Jeremy Corbyn. Welcome to Jackass. This is "Your Party".

Reminder: The existence of these in most Scottish supermarkets and corner shops is proof that anyone shilling for the notion that multiculturalism can't work on this island is a charlatan

okay so i googled her x and she’s put this out. 1/2( alt text )

Sorry but at this point I'm assuming human pet guy is just like an incredibly dark side project of the creator behind Twitter's Halimede. There's no fucking way he's real

BBC News captures Doctor Who himself Sylvester McCoy at the Trump protest seemingly unaware of who they're interviewing.

I love how they're just far enough away from each other to give off this energy

Prayers granted 🙏

Dinner with the family today, please dear god don't make me explain to them what a groyper is 🙏

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

why does he look like he’s just realised he’s on the bus from speed

At the Amish weed booth anyone need anything

*Sigh* guess I'll get to work on it then.

Personally I consider Alien:Earth did an homage to the iconic Rose Schmits

the 9/11 sketch from The Day Today was recorded as an extra for their 2004 DVD release. if you haven't heard it, it's fantastic: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SPW...

DC comics planting their flag on the moral high ground on the side of a white nationalist, transphobe while dutifully carrying on his rotten work in the firing of Gretchen Felker-Martin. The characters of the DC universe would find this despicable.

there's gonna be so much art of Samus Aran having sex with her sentient motorcycle and I'm going to bookmark all of it

The Wall Street Journal needs to issue a full retraction and apology to the trans community for this. Nothing less will suffice. They put us all in danger and recklessly put out incorrect information.

The arrows are a helldivers reference. The notices bulge thing is a meme mocking furries. This is a deeply online person who is just putting memes on bullets.

Per the press conference, the actual inscriptions on the casings are: "Notices bulges, OWO whats this?" "hey fascist! Catch! Uparrow, right arrow, three down arrow" "O bella cao, bella cao cao cao" "If you read this you are gay lmao"

charlie kirk shot with OwO bullet

That's him away now.

Respawn point in Glasgow

Friends and I saw this graffiti in the wild in the women's bathrooms tonight.

for the record, i hate him for not lifting the Section 30 order blocking the GRR Bill

Polanski wins green leadership, Linehan nearly has a stroke, Rayner shitcanned, AND a dead royal?? Spoiled.

We now go live to Scotland

Good riddance class traitor Angela Rayner 🎉🎉

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

Merry Christmas everyone!

Stopped playing Euro Truck Simulator to play the No Man's Sky update. It's good stuff...

Just walked past labour party HQ and I could not help but salute 🫡

The White House tonight:

Old hiking proverb: "It's all flat from here on out!" (it's not)

Angela Davis is here and the crowd went WILD

donald trump has died