Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

we are all sherman

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My review of Taylor’s new album is that when Beyoncé turned 35 she made LEMONADE.

It really can't be said enough: the goal of the "anti-woke" movement was always to destroy social norms against bigotry. And it worked. And there's a whole lot of purportedly "left" thinkers & commentators who helped it -- indeed, it couldn't have been done without them. They should feel bad.

Latest poll puts Greens just two points behind Labour. When I said we weren't here to be disappointed in Labour but to replace them, I meant it. Join us and let's make hope normal again. join.greenparty.org.uk

Remember when the right used to talk about "personal responsibility"? Now they're leaving the Conservative Party like rats from a sinking ship and rebranding themselves as Reform to avoid the blame for the years of destruction they inflicted on the country.

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

could a depressed person do this? *posts again*

im so fucking tired www.billboard.com/pro/spotify-...

i love this website actually

"15 years ago, Polish workers came here to find opportunity. Now Poland is growing twice as fast as we are," says Kemi Badenoch. Any ideas what may have happened in the interim?

Hey everyone! New political compass just dropped. Anyone good at making buzz feed quizzes?

Four days.

My sleep addled brain interpreted this as a trippy drawing of Knuckles at first

Dying at Badenoch relaunching the Tory Party with a policy disaster from 2010

Because it feels relevant as we continue to evaluate the media and our representatives’ statements, my favorite way to identify the active vs. passive voice.

Law enforcement historically loves announcing their undercover operations ahead of time

The Greens requested an interview on the Laura Kuenssberg Show with Zack Polanski when he was elected leader, but were denied, with a promise to interview him during Green conference instead. This was then scrapped citing the Manchester synagogue attack. Polanski is both Jewish and from Manchester

*Slaps existing business software suite* You can fit so many AI buzzwords in this bad boy

People in glass houses, Darren.

‘Mounting concerns’ 👀

Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild

Toad stayed in the bed, and Frog stayed in the closet. They stayed there for a long time, just feeling very brave together.

Bisexual people exist, Kate Barker. You'd know that if you actually represented LGB people. Or knew any.

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No sudden rupture is now required for the far right to take power in this country. For what we're seeing is a steady normalisation of extremists by the Conservative and Labour Parties, BBC, Telegraph, Mail and others. A shift once considered unthinkable beings to look acceptable, even inevitable.🧵

As a Brit, the veneration of SNL is hard to understand. You'll see somebody say "OMG this was my favourite sketch growing up" & it's some guy in a bad wig behind a game show podium looking into the wrong camera saying "Don't give me cheese and tell me it's chicken!" while the audience goes nuts.

Is Bluesky moderation just in a rush to see how many huge shitty public decisions they can make or something?

Update: @erinbiba.bsky.social is back! bsky.app/profile/aman...

lmao that sounds like they had an ai look at link's post and produce that text as a description of what he posted, then had a human review only the ai description to ban him

Here’s another screenshot of other email I missed before. Apologies. I was focused on getting the one above posted. Further clarification on Link’s perma ban. He got another email after the first. Links words: First one at 10:15 last night(his time) Second email(this one here) at 7:07 today.

She's long had her reasons for never putting her children's charity reputation laundering project in certain parts of the world.

Bluesky loves links*

Let's be clear: It will not matter that none of what Stephen Miller, Vance, etc, are saying is true. It did not matter that Jewish people and the Polish and the queer people were not the reason Germany was miserable before the Nazis began the Holocaust. The truth will not protect us.

bluesky: community moderation! we're all about community moderation! we want you to moderate yourselves! we are giving you the tools to do it yourself! one of the biggest and longest running community mod lists:

Remember when these guys ran a completely fabricated story about trans kids sourced to a single bigot who worked at St Louis Children’s Hospital and it got so much traction that they ended a bunch of programs for trans kids because of all the bomb threats

It helps to be able to spell the country you say only you are competent enough to run.

‘left’ commentators when you suggest phasing out private landlords

"What is fascism?"

By "trans activists hijack" The Telegraph mean "trans people are involved"

Knickers at half mast today everyone, for Jilly Cooper x

the best answer i got for this:

I dunno, if you've ever had slurs yelled at you online or in the street it is quite difficult to take the "AI slur" discourse seriously

So @spacelawshitpost.me aka Link got banned. I just got text message. So yeah. We stop saying things are accidents now? Link of all people? Apparently Jay said something to him before taking him down. He didn’t even get a chance to reply. He sent this image. This is sad.

the thing about dismantling a respected legacy outlet in favor of conservative propaganda is that you don’t actually give yourself a powerful new mouthpiece to shape the national discourse people just stop giving a shit about you

I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.

In pursuit of power and money, one by one, they stamp over anything they need to to get it while telling you it is the world that changed