Clearly, if me and my mates can't do this job well, it must be impossible! We're the smartest and cleverest people in the country and all our answers are the best ones possible.

The rich.

1. Who is the Hantavirus dating right now? 2. Why did it turn down Celebrity Traitors? 3. Whose side is it on in the Beckham intra-family brouhaha?

I love this movie because it's so weird, but I also love that it led to one of my favorite pieces of film criticism: the born sexy yesterday trope youtu.be/0thpEyEwi80?...

Damn. Getting within 26 stickers of finishing Europa 80 is one of the highlights of my life 😞

banning smart glasses is actually the compromise option here by the way, as my preferred option is simply to find this man and [content redacted on advice of my lawyers]

True. I learned who he was from a Bill Hicks routine about 30 years ago.

Wise words

There was me thinking they probably taught them jam-making and embroidery. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Say what you like about the Labour Party but they really are some of the biggest knobheads in the business.

A catastrophic shitshow entirely of the Labour right’s making, not that Hinsliff has the guts to say that.

Potato waffles done in the toaster?

Potato waffles for tea, lads

Sir Keir Starmer is a decent and compassionate man update:

Anyway, commiserations to the hundreds of Labour councillors about to lose their jobs so Keir can cling on for another few days

🧵 Was thinking about my Dad and what an injustice it is that he didn't live long enough to write his memoirs (he was talking about it just before he got sick). He wasn't a famous man, but he lived an incredibly interesting life filled with great stories. An example... >> 1/7

How’s this going to work then? It’s currently a 55-week wait for just eight sessions of talking therapy. The state of the Access to Work scheme should be, but isn’t, a national scandal.

@telegraph.co.uk The Telegraph is in the gutter, and it's sadly not alone, (though it is interesting it seems to be trying to be worse than the Daily Mail). We need Leveson 2.

Oh so they can do this

Here’s some strong values for you, progressives! Get them up you.

You can’t demonstrate them if you don’t have them.

Two MPs were murdered, chief. Jeremy Corbyn was punched in the head. You had to sponge a bit of milkshake off of your Barbour.

Bah, it’s just a rebadged #nickcleggsfault. One for the real heads.

This. Have you tried talking to normies about Morgan McSweeney or Mandelson vetting the candidate spreadsheet? It’s like suggesting aliens shot JFK.

If I'm honest I'm not entirely happy with how much my voting decisions are informed by spite aimed at the Labour party, but the thing is: I didn't want it to be this way. They did.

Not enough Carlin fans in British politics.

I missed out on Starfox the first time round because I was too busy with Sensible Soccer. I’m going to miss out on it this time around because it looks like a load of old pony.

That’s the ticket, Donald! Threaten the bottom line of the military-industrial complex! You show them who’s boss!

Starmer to Labour activists tomorrow night:

Hantavirus edging ahead of Labour in the polls.

Critical support to comrade spider in this trying time.

Labour just *love* this gestapo crap. It’s what the Starmer era was built on. The cold thrill of going through people’s bins.

More of this please. More little Labour bitches tearing strips off each other in the papers.

“Premium”

Yes, we’ve noticed.

Thatcher has a large section on the Antisemitism in the British Conservative Party wikipedia page where Clark features prominently.

She had a minister, Alan Clark, who had two dogs named after Eva Braun and Leni Riefenstahl. In his memoirs Clark talked about how Michael Howard couldn’t be party leader because Howard was Jewish.

Remember when we spent years being called antisemitic for wanting basic social democracy and now we're all rallying behind the only Jewish leader of a major party and we're still being called antisemitic? All the while every newspaper in Britain is depicting said leader as a hook nosed monster?

Oh no, not the news channel that helped sell us wars, American manifest destiny and global austerity! Say it ain’t so!

Look lads, you had a free press and we all saw what you did with it - you gave us wars, austerity and AI. Cry me a river.

A glib, disgusting article that attempts to associate Hannah Spencer with threats and violence directed at MPs. A hit job.

This week is @transhistoryweek.com - a great time to reflect on the fact that - contrary to what you might think from the current toxic debate - trans people have always existed, across all ages and cultures🏳️‍⚧️🧵 www.transhistoryweek.com/latest/thw20...

Looking forward to the political-media establishment all squawking that this is an affront to every stout Englishman’s right to drink at all hours.