The Dick Emery Christmas Show (24th December 1974). Some festive vox pops.

If you're needing company or want to vent about your relatives please #joinin the conversation today and tomorrow. Happy Holidays

What could be more festive than the stars of Doctor Who coming together to de-promblematicise a timeless Christmas argument? Everyone has their own preferred slur but Tom, of course, wins.

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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

Vincent Van Gogh, The White House at Night, 1890 State Hermitage Museum, Saint Petersburg, Russia #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

May your winter solstice rituals contain many high jinx.

A little poem I wrote for #Christmas

History is full of examples of regimes that seem invincible and eternal but which suddenly and unpredictably disappear literally overnight. Kingdoms, ideologies, dictatorships. Can and has happened anywhere and everywhere. Gives you hope doesn't it?

Heathcliff It’s me, I'm Yogi I've come home, I'm so cold Let me in your window

That’s nice of him

Christmas morning, as you sit, surrounded by wrapping paper and chaos, family arriving in dribbles, slap your earphones in and listen to our mighty navigator Rod guide myself, Jim and Melvin through a select handful of Christmas specials, so you can choose the best to slap on later!!

Voice Reveal Let me know what you sound like

I will add that the Guncle need not engage with shopping or the building of Lego if they so wish because they transcend all norms. The ways of the Guncle are mysterious and his soul is CHAOS ETERNAL

I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.

Parry know stuff #UniversityChallenge

The Drayton Court just mentioned was my old local - and the pub in #DoctorWho Survival #OnlyConnect

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She’s lying #TOTP

Have they caged him in for a reason? #TOTP

Fuck off Fred. Go paint a roundabout #TOTP

Her full name is Cubic Centimetre Peniston #TOTP

Tune #TOTP

Anyone else’s #TOTP feed broken?

Nothing says Christmas like Keith Flint #TOTP

I’ll stuff your turkey

In this year's Uncanny Christmas special, we investigate witness Ruth’s potentially paranormal experience, with the help of celebrity guest expert, Diane Morgan! What do you think - could what Ruth saw have been the work of a spooky spirit or just a sticky spread? Uncanny | Listen on BBC Sounds

Please do not throw hands at me

Need to escape the family for a bit over #Christmas? There are plenty of puzzles on #DoctorWho to do at #CrypticWho crypticwho.com

“Nice Beaver!” “Thanks. I just had it laid.”

Coming soon…

It’s not #Christmas unless the domestic servants are being repeatedly run over.

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The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. OK 👀

The #ChristMeece are having a Latest Word #FancyDrinks

"You, boy! Russell Tovey did *what* to a fish!?!?!"

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In 1500 Henry VIII's agent, a man named Poynings, visited the mayor of Cambridge. The bill for his visit included charges for: 3 gallons of red wine; 3 of claret; a gallon & a pottle of malmsey; beer; sugar; bread; milk; cream; a cod & another cod; a turbot; and 3 eels to roast.

The countdown begins 🚀 Set your reminders for the 2025 Christmas Lectures, supported by CGI: 28, 29 and 30 December at 7.00pm on BBC Four and iPlayer. Space scientist Maggie Aderin-Pocock will take us on a whistle-stop tour of the Universe searching for evidence of extra-terrestrial life.

John Arsenutt Canada, Border Entry Lists, 1908-1918

My Christmas gift to you - pissed Jim Bowen is now available on Tenor

another for my adultbel series

she's off the leash! #TheWarBetween #TWBTLATS #TheWarBetweenTheLandandtheSea spoilers

Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon: