A racist cunt, that's who.

It’s depressing to see how well propaganda works😫 People on X and now out in the real world GENUINELY believe that this is all because of Muslims🤦🏼‍♀️ There hasn’t been a single case anywhere of Muslims in this country trying to ban dogs or trying to limit what anyone does with their dog Yet… 🧵 1/14

"I'm sorry for using the language that I fully intended to use."

The daughter of a woman I work with refuses to have her children vaccinated. The eldest child has had measles already and she's only three years old.

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Binged Small Prophets in an afternoon. Every character is perfectly drawn, and it's funny and touching. Roll on series 2.

As if I needed another reason to hate Manchester United, the rancid old cunt.

Spurs need Barry Fry to piss on all four corners of the pitch.

Get Sir Ian McKellen to read this live on television you cowards.

Having new windows fitted and having to suffer a) the cold and b) Heart FM on the fitters' radio isn't doing my mental health much good. Particularly b.

Doing well then failing to defend properly at a free kick. Absolute cack. #wafc

Watching #wafc and the crowd is so quiet you can hear individuals fart.

The Magnificent Seven

Age verification. Pa pa pa pa pa pa papa pa papa pa pa pa paaa PA!

Love you Mum. Love you Dad. Mmm. Love you too Gerald ❤️

C'est magnifique.

Post a banger not in English. youtu.be/HFyCfFJC0no?...

I mean, yeah. Very good.

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Fuck me, Szoboszlai! That was a fucking strike and a half.

Morgan McSweeney, it says so there in your question.

Is Eddie Howe next to get the chop? #satire

*gets ready to go to Facebook* #wafc

"Who remembers the optimism at the start of the season?" #wafc

How the board didn't sack Lowe last month is beyond me. They've wasted another transfer window on that useless bastard. #wafc

Any ABBA is better than no ABBA #TOTP

I'm scared now. Does he have to look at the camera like that? #TOTP

DO THE ONE ABOUT BOOGIE #TOTP

Have they dragged this lot in from the local working men's club? #TOTP

I was listening to all things trance in 1999, but have zero memory of this Tina Cousins song. #TOTP

Given the vocal ability of Ronan et al, I'd hate to hear the rejected candidates for Boyzone. #TOTP

Underworld 😍 #TOTP

I'm not normally bothered by the weather, but the relentless grey skies of the past month are wearing me down.

I Don't Know What You Want But I Can't Give It Any More - Pet Shop Boys youtu.be/rp8uNaon5B0?...

Saw Dave Spikey a couple of days after seeing one of his shows. I told him how much I enjoyed it, we had a little chat about it and he thanked me for attending.

Teaching kids "pull my finger".

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Piers Morgan.

Current mood.

We don't usually do requests, but this title was suggested and was just too good not to do

POV Abraham Lincoln invites you to the theatre.

Bingo adverts always show bright, happy 30-something women having a right laugh, so why is it when I walk past the one in the town centre at chucking out time it's nothing but sour-faced, piss-soaked pensioners exiting?

That meerkat walks around without any trousers on anyway, why the fuck does it matter if he takes off his shirt?

I have the ability to queef on demand. Sadly, demand has dropped off sharply since university and remained low ever since. Unless someone invents an audio-only version of OnlyFans I fear my former party trick has now become obsolete. Never grow up, kids.

Quite enjoyed Pulp doing this but really nothing is better than the original version. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HnO...