Martin W
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Muddling through life trying to be nice. Somewhere oop north.
A racist cunt, that's who.
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Emma Monk
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Itβs depressing to see how well propaganda worksπ« People on X and now out in the real world GENUINELY believe that this is all because of Muslimsπ€¦πΌββοΈ There hasnβt been a single case anywhere of Muslims in this country trying to ban dogs or trying to limit what anyone does with their dog Yetβ¦ π§΅ 1/14
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"I'm sorry for using the language that I fully intended to use."
about 2 hours ago
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The daughter of a woman I work with refuses to have her children vaccinated. The eldest child has had measles already and she's only three years old.
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about 4 hours ago
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Binged Small Prophets in an afternoon. Every character is perfectly drawn, and it's funny and touching. Roll on series 2.
about 18 hours ago
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Dr Raul Duke
about 20 hours ago
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As if I needed another reason to hate Manchester United, the rancid old cunt.
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about 20 hours ago
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Spurs need Barry Fry to piss on all four corners of the pitch.
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about 23 hours ago
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Get Sir Ian McKellen to read this live on television you cowards.
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1 day ago
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Having new windows fitted and having to suffer a) the cold and b) Heart FM on the fitters' radio isn't doing my mental health much good. Particularly b.
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PJ Harvey Dent
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Doing well then failing to defend properly at a free kick. Absolute cack.
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1 day ago
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Watching
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and the crowd is so quiet you can hear individuals fart.
1 day ago
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The Magnificent Seven
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2 days ago
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Age verification. Pa pa pa pa pa pa papa pa papa pa pa pa paaa PA!
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2 days ago
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trouteyes
3 days ago
Love you Mum. Love you Dad. Mmm. Love you too Gerald β€οΈ
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C'est magnifique.
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3 days ago
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Post a banger not in English.
youtu.be/HFyCfFJC0no?...
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3 days ago
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I mean, yeah. Very good.
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
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Fuck me, Szoboszlai! That was a fucking strike and a half.
4 days ago
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Morgan McSweeney, it says so there in your question.
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4 days ago
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#wafc
5 days ago
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Is Eddie Howe next to get the chop?
#satire
5 days ago
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#wafc
5 days ago
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*gets ready to go to Facebook*
#wafc
5 days ago
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"Who remembers the optimism at the start of the season?"
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5 days ago
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How the board didn't sack Lowe last month is beyond me. They've wasted another transfer window on that useless bastard.
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5 days ago
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Any ABBA is better than no ABBA
#TOTP
6 days ago
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I'm scared now. Does he have to look at the camera like that?
#TOTP
6 days ago
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DO THE ONE ABOUT BOOGIE
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6 days ago
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Have they dragged this lot in from the local working men's club?
#TOTP
6 days ago
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I was listening to all things trance in 1999, but have zero memory of this Tina Cousins song.
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6 days ago
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Given the vocal ability of Ronan et al, I'd hate to hear the rejected candidates for Boyzone.
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6 days ago
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Underworld π
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6 days ago
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I'm not normally bothered by the weather, but the relentless grey skies of the past month are wearing me down.
6 days ago
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I Don't Know What You Want But I Can't Give It Any More - Pet Shop Boys
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7 days ago
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Saw Dave Spikey a couple of days after seeing one of his shows. I told him how much I enjoyed it, we had a little chat about it and he thanked me for attending.
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7 days ago
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Teaching kids "pull my finger".
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7 days ago
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7 days ago
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Piers Morgan.
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8 days ago
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Current mood.
8 days ago
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CEEFAUX
8 days ago
We don't usually do requests, but this title was suggested and was just too good not to do
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The Exploding Heads
8 days ago
POV Abraham Lincoln invites you to the theatre.
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Bingo adverts always show bright, happy 30-something women having a right laugh, so why is it when I walk past the one in the town centre at chucking out time it's nothing but sour-faced, piss-soaked pensioners exiting?
8 days ago
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That meerkat walks around without any trousers on anyway, why the fuck does it matter if he takes off his shirt?
9 days ago
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CEEFAUX
9 days ago
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fesshole π§»
9 days ago
I have the ability to queef on demand. Sadly, demand has dropped off sharply since university and remained low ever since. Unless someone invents an audio-only version of OnlyFans I fear my former party trick has now become obsolete. Never grow up, kids.
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David Quantick
9 days ago
Quite enjoyed Pulp doing this but really nothing is better than the original version.
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ABBA - The Day Before You Came (Video)
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