Martin W
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Muddling through life trying to be nice. Somewhere oop north.
"Oh Gawd, my wife's gonna kill me!"
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SG
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Stephen Graham
about 6 hours ago
Was literally just sitting in the gym sauna and a lad of around 24 said, 'I'm sweating like Gary Glitter in a nursery.' Had to applaud such a retro reference from one so young.
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My granddad told me it was God farting after eating mushy peas. I still believe that is the case.
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about 14 hours ago
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I hope all those who complained about the heatwave are happy now it's bastard freezing again.
about 14 hours ago
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I've never watched Breaking Bad because Bryan Cranston will always be Hal Wilkerson to me.
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about 14 hours ago
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Oh, fuck off!
1 day ago
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Harsh, but I can see why it was given.
1 day ago
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Senegal seem to have forgotten how to play football.
1 day ago
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What the actual fuck was going on in that Senegalese defence then?
1 day ago
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Imagine thinking an immobile lump of a centre forward is the answer.
1 day ago
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Belgium deserve to lose because their manager is bald-denying wanker.
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Mκ¬se Allain
1 day ago
One of my favourite paintings is βThe Garden of Unclaimed Dishwashersβ by Anonymous Bosch.
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Dan Fox
1 day ago
βHeβs got no right to shoot from thereβ, says Alan Shearer. In fact, he has every right. It is well within both the rules of the game, international humanitarian law, and all principles of freedom.
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Jammy bastards. And I say that as an English man.
1 day ago
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Makes no difference, we won't beat Mexico if we get through.
1 day ago
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Fuck me, I'm agreeing with Rooney about the penalty. Wonders never cease.
1 day ago
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Ref got that spot on.
1 day ago
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Madueke is shite. He's not the only one in this team. Tuchel should be sacked at half time for this shambles.
1 day ago
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This is hilariously bad. From boredom under Southgate to bedlam under Tuchel.
1 day ago
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HYDRATION BREAK
1 day ago
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If only there were English right backs available π€
1 day ago
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Oops!
1 day ago
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1 day ago
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They do this shit for clicks, but the look of regret in her eyes as she tastes it in the second part makes it worth watching.
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1 day ago
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1 day ago
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France are a joy to watch. Can't see anyone other than them winning the World Cup.
2 days ago
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That deserved a goal by Olise. Tremendous skill.
2 days ago
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jimprov
about 2 years ago
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Everyone banned from a pub because of Humphrey Smith's archaic rules should go to the funeral, film it on their smartphones and shout "cunt" as loud as they can.
2 days ago
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I'm finding the orange and white kits of these two teams aesthetically pleasing.
2 days ago
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A STATE PENSIONER
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What a cunt. US security chief 'danced happy dance' after Iran exit -
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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World Cup 2026: USA security chief Markwayne Mullin 'danced a happy dance' after Iran exit
The United States' head of homeland security says he "danced a happy dance" when Iran's elimination from the World Cup was confirmed.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/crr8x5qkly1o
2 days ago
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3 days ago
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DRAMA! UNBELIEVABLE.
3 days ago
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Casemeiro once again proving how shit he is.
3 days ago
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends
3 days ago
Moja unsuccessful on her eggs but happy to meet our rescue kitten
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6 days ago
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Olaf Falafel
7 days ago
And they say modern footballers are spoilt
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Why has Trump stayed away from the World Cup? Because his fragile ego won't take being booed by the rest of the world. -
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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World Cup 2026: Why has US President Donald Trump stayed away from the World Cup?
Why has Donald Trump stayed away from the World Cup? And will he appear before the final?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c0myxevn3emo
6 days ago
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Bumface in picture number four.
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6 days ago
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A few rumbles of thunder in the distance. If it does start pissing down I'm going to stand in the garden. I'll take my chances with the lightning.
6 days ago
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Who remembers when Ecuador's manager got twatted in the face by a bird when riding a roller coaster?
7 days ago
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Music albums by television presenters (Nick Knowles, Alexander Armstrong and the like) are psyops by the Russian government.
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7 days ago
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I keep expecting the announcer to shout Hi-De-Hi when that chime rings out.
8 days ago
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Anon Opin
8 days ago
There are few things more needy & tragic than minor celebrities who respond to any interaction on Twitter, Bluesky, etc. by "Quote-Posting" their reply. The desperation to maximise visibility of their responses utterly trumps any inclination to engage politely in a conversation.
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Balderdash
over 1 year ago
Favourite Brazil XI (2024) Nimmo Gilberto Sullivan Martin Clunez Vimto Brandreth Artur Negus Alberto Balsam Noledmonds Roberto Carol Gees Junior Senior Junior (Jr) Haiho Silva
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Ben
8 days ago
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Oops! That wasn't very good from McKenna.
8 days ago
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I don't know which is worse, the hydration breaks or the music they play during them. It's making me wish adverts were shown instead.
8 days ago
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