Arlo is apparently a fan of radishes

Sun is out, lidl is rammed. People in front of me are eating their shopping...

Also, further to my point yesterday about offshoring, I'd say telling the incumbent team their jobs are being TUPEd, they just need to move to India, is somewhat lying to them

Woah. Are they finally getting something? Ps it's not just young people. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Oh good lord, introducing our new BA TL to the other managers and now they're all talking about football... FML

Walk then salad... this feels better

I am going to walk in the sun this lunchtime!!!

My endless source of frustration at work is people who can't prioritise. 'I have x, y & z to do, which do I do first" What are each of their deadlines and what is the effort required for each? And then they get it and I expect to never hear from them again yet next week we have the same conversation

'What the fuck are you doing up here?'

An awful lot of you follow this liar...

I have been craving Frank's Hot Wings Sauce for days. Finally got a bottle today and Marv made chicken goujons, chips, onion rings and broccoli. 3/4 of a bottle gone and my craving is satisfied

My daughter appears to be mooting joining the Navy in order to get a free degree...

16° tomorrow... ok that's a bit fucking wrong for Feb

Yes, this woman! Though I'd ban balloons completely TBQH but this is a start www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Question for HEI workers and those looking at sending their child to Uni in the near future. If a uni's admissions team was based over seas what would you think about that

I have some news about work I know ahead of others and I am fuming about it but not able to speak to anyone about it. I want to drop my org from a great height right now

How is it possible to feel both hot and cold at the same time?

This generation of children have been repeatedly fucked over by subsequent governments. Student loans need fixing now

Every single person in the UK will think this is something else for a split second

Ive seen it, now you must

Every time E starts going on about university I start having panics. Where the fuck am I going to find a spare £1000 a month so she has somewhere to live, let alone what she'll need for food

E is having a decent day on vinted 🤣

Forgot I was having my oven cleaned today!!

Sold something on ebay, person wants to pay cash on collection, ok no problem. When can you collect? I'm away till Thursday OK, Friday evening? No i can only do day time. Ffs, no i am not giving my address with no guarantee of having the cash to someone called Shatting when I will be home alone!

Oh my fucking god this Monday needs to fuck off

Weird to be left wing but not want people with disabilities to be in the public eye because they may say one of the naughty words. Especially in the light of *waves hands* all that.

Time off is great but a few days off is shit as no-one decides to do things for themselves as 'you'll be back soon' so you come back to a tonne of shit that everyone just waited for you to come back and sort. Oh, and I have a new starter today, deep joy

Who took my legs for a run last night?

Home! E's first time Home alone for a few days, house is still standing

Yes i know i bang on about this one album band but I adore them. If you're a lyric person and you know me and Marv, you'll know why this is our song open.spotify.com/track/1K1oWA...

Ouch this hit hard! Maybe it is this

My husband driving the car, towing the van... why is this such a turn on? I need help

Drop a crush from your youth

I am fully aware that Mick Hucknell isn't a great human but this song will floor me every time and no-one gets phrasing quite like he does open.spotify.com/track/58zZvq...

Bye bye Derbyshire

The fuck??

When your date looks at you in that way

Drinking negronis while marv takes MM home...

Ah Derbyshire, you are beautiful, if wet...

Good morning

Good evening

Oh goodie, it's raining again

There is a fully grown adult in shorts and crocs in Buxton...

Oh hello sunshine

Just seen the only way I'd own a camper van... towing a caravan 🤣

I am getting wet in bed and NO not in that way

I am delighted to announce that @marvth3martian.bsky.social is having to do plumbing on holiday

What on earth... who was flushing plastic bottles??