Sleep is apparently still overrated

Off M25 ❤️

Sure, that'll do... @yplac.bsky.social

Shan’t 👍

God, it doesn't matter how many times you watch it, the fact that Alan Rickman's character is just a monumental shit never fails to hurt!

Also Hugh Grant is fit. E's friends think Marv looks like him. Presumably older Hugh and not 90s Hugh

I'm watching love actually, cancel me all you like but this film means a lot to me. I am fully aware how problematic it is but it will forever remind me of my friend

Random thoughts from a sleep deprived brain. Why are mass shootings sp often at schools? Why the interest in targeting young people?

🎶 Oh, come let us abhor him Oh, come let us abhor him Oh, come let us abhor him Christ, he's a cunt 🎶

Do those flu headline sound familiar....

I'm sure ~3hrs of broken sleep will lead to a wonderful day today

Right as I've now been awake 21 hours i am going to try and sleep for the sake of everyone. Thanks kind people in my phone

I'm sure the news will help me sleep

Ah the joys of anxiety during the day... absolutely wired to the moon tonight. Might go and make more tea

Ari, attack!!

Picking up E tonight, I drove past our local. 2 people in there which is unheard of for a Saturday, let alone a Saturday in the run up to Xmas. The new manager has dismantled what made it so wonderful. I'd write a review but those of you who've followed me for over 8 years might remember I have form

Odds on someone tone policing how i just spoke to my husband on here🤣

Graham Linehan was a guest on The Liz Truss Show this week in what I can only imagine was an attempt to atomise the remnants of his credibility.

Adults dressed as school kids is weird...

It’s Santa getting in to shape for the big day

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The narrator without fail. I have no idea what that says about me

Right stage one of operation Ice The Cake. Royal icing is tomorrow's job

Fucksake, went to tesco to buy stuff for icing cake, forgot icing sugar... twat

I find it absolutely mad that sunset where Marv is, is 11min earlier than where I am

Ok so this is very strange. Marv and I have a FB account for selling. It's set up under a burner email address, doesn't have any personal information on,is only on a device completely unconnected to either of us, has no friends and only follows our village pubs. 1/3

Right I'm going out in the sunshine to walk the dog and attempt to shake this. You're all very lovely people, thank you.

God I miss the kids being young at times like this, they were a great distraction from anxiety. Unfortunately now they're both still asleep!

Love and solidarity to Robin. I reckon that now would be an excellent time to support him by buying his books for example.

Two pots of tea and a depressing conversation about the state of the country are apparently ideal for creating the right environment for a panic attack. Must not drink so much caffeine

Every penny I make in book sales between now and Satanmas day will be donated to the RNLI. Wanna piss off a racist and read a book? Your time has come Come on internet; show me what you can do.

Why is Keir Starmer so hellbent on digital ID? Two words: Tony Blair. At @thenerve_news we’ve tracked Blair’s influence - & his billionaire backer Larry Ellison - behind a policy that nobody asked for & almost nobody wants. 1/

First cilla now a cat's hoop. Saturday is cancelled

I'll take this one... capitalism

Second pot made @cazoo.bsky.social and with the correct amount of leaves this time!

Had my usual Saturday morning eye massage and now I can't see properly. Not sure this is supposed to happen!

Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.

Just seen the weather forecast, stay safe @stusteel80.bsky.social !

Arlo mon-fri inc weekends marv is here: sleeps till 07.30 or has to be woken for an early walk Arlo on weekends it's just me: 06.00 is wide awake and barking...

How do you like yours? 4D

@simonpegg.bsky.social has the shelter been saved??

Please do donate to this amazing cause if you can afford to

Right, Christmas cake is being decorated this weekend... I need inspiration. This was last years effort, no fondant (🤮) all hand dyed and hand cut holly leaves made of marzipan!

Happy Friday

If you randomly have this kids 2016 Barcelona kit in the back of your cupboard and can save Christmas in my house please get in touch 🤞

Make yourself comfy, Arlo

I wonder what it is about living in one of the most deprived areas in the country that makes this a stat....

Sunset isn't for another hour yet it's already dark some how