I can’t think of a more perfect Green Day song than Jesus of Surburbia

Am I the only one who needs an extended version of Jinu’s Lament?

Accrington Stanley?! Who are they?

I wired in an electric oven all by myself

Nothing irked me more than fighting this mf on my recent playthrough of Final Fantasy II (IV). Only after the massive grind did I see you're supposed to cast reflect on it.

Bikes need their own infrastructure and that doesn't include painting a patchy line on an existing road or using old railway lines. Electric scooters can use these ways as well.

Minimum wage has now risen past the point of my specialised payroll position and I genuinely do not know what this government are doing. But hey the Boomers are rubbing their hands with glee.

I suppose now is a good time to point out that it is nowhere near as easy to watch old Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies cartoons as it used to be and now we have a whole generation who have no idea who Bugs Bunny is. Sure, some are on YouTube but how many kids are going to do that unprompted?

Started idly scratching the bannister and I fear I've started a project to restore this piece of mid-90s wood

The first person to invent a trachea-friendly pipe cleaner will become a millionaire

Look, all I'm saying is that it shouldn't be too much to ask that swiping left, from the right side of the screen takes you forward a page

I'm watching One Piece on iplayer & they've just left Dressrosa

I don't care how old I am, I'm a KPDH stan

For all my left leanings, I still say that the inheritance tax is garbo. There's tons of ways to tax people but rifling the pockets of the newly deceased shouldn't be it

After 14 years of the Tories the bar was so low for labour to clear but holy shit

Met a black kitty with white paws on the way to the bus stop today, who demanded fusses, which of course I was only too happy to provide even though the bus was due 🐈‍⬛

33 seconds of Ozzy making biscuits. Sound on for purring.

I'm now fully on board the outsourcing of menial manual labour jobs to robots and tedious busywork to AI. We were never meant to grind our lives away in front of a screen at a desk while GEOFFREY wants another coffee making. It's 2025 where's my robot butler

Logging in to X with a new burner account is like taking a bath in acid. It corrodes my mind, body and soul but it scratches an itch

A movie that takes place where you're from

100% winged it.

Painted a thing

Today’s earworm: youtu.be/UWnE9sCJEgw?...

I don’t know is any of the Beano staff are on here but I just want to express my joy that the fabulously talented Alan Ryan has been given his own full page strip & Mel Prats continues to be awesome. Great comic this week, I love it!

Hey @bsky.app here's one for you - give everyone the ability to give two likes for a post. That way we can give out more love when we see something awesome

It can babysit your kids, walk the dog...

G'mornin Who wants a brew?

There are those out there that ride Elon's dick so hard, they'll be fighting each other to die in the Robocoffin, calling us cuck soyboys with their dying breaths from the mangled wreckage.

After 45 years I can finally scratch that off my bucket list!

how i arrived on bluesky

Just finished Act 2 of Baldur's Gate 3 and I need to restart everything over again

I think what winds me up, is that Google now has an AI section at the top that scans results and compiles them into one, easy to read, occasionally misleading answer.

Because it’s AI generated. You’re welcome, and you’re blocked. Get that shit off my screen.

If you haven't already, you need to leave X. No, you won't get the follower or engagement numbers. Yes, you will get FOMO. No, shouting at right-wingers, racists & grifters didn't change their minds. Yes. You will feel better.

It's funny how NOT ONCE did I see an article like this, all the time there was a government that wouldn't THINK about taxing the rich more www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

'kin hell how many Elon Musk bots are there here - this is the 2nd one today

I just want to be immortal in a big stompy mech and yell IN DEATH I SERVE is that too much to ask

Playing Baldur's Gate 3 and honestly the most OP spell is Haste. Fireball is nice, but what if TWO fireballs

What up, Sidcup massive

I miss disk defrag. I could press that little button and watch the colours get contiguous and feel like I achieved something that day

I don't think education should be taxed. Sorry.

If I see that "bobcat" AI image one more time, I swear I'm going to go John Connor

If you see an account called COMIC MEMES, block the watermark-cropping cunt on sight. Also, follow Mr Lovenstein

Nope, not having it. I don’t care who you are, parody accounts that literally just pretend to be the person, can burn in the bin.

Hey check out this super creepy basement of a house I went to see yesterday.

Schools shouldn't be subject to VAT before the churches.

Week 2 of sacking off X and I feel far better about myself. I don't want to get all born-again on you but you must turn away from the darkness. There is nothing there for us now

Sultans of Penge Folkstone Roses Screaming Coventrees

So here's the thing - why doesn't the US just create a Jewish state in the USA? They've got too many Carolinas and Dakotas and when was the last time anything exciting or interesting happened in Wyoming? I'm sure plenty of GOP would sack off California. This has not been a serious post, thank you.

I have come THIS 🤏 close to yeeting the work laptop out of the window because I am forced to use Sharepoint and OneDrive