I'm up to the third Doctor on a classic Who marathon and Jo Grant is by far the worst companion so far. I guess having smart women like Zoe and Liz Shaw was too much for 1970s audiences

"Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans." RIP Rob Grant, and right on the cusp of releasing a new book to boot. This timeline sucks.

The long 2010s are finally over

I deactivated it, went back as an anon account to check in with what was happening now & again, but permanently killed it when I found my mental health suffering and being affected irl by the barrage of hateful propaganda. Same with Facebook too, but losing hours of my life to slop reelscrolling.

Cropping the top and bottom old TV shows so they fill a widescreen display should be punishable by death.

Seeing a post that begins 'There's a thing going on on X....'

How do you go from being an England winner of the World Beer Awards '24 to being cancelled in favour of a dead 40 year-old brand that was just premium pißwasser with a slogan ripped off from Weetabix?

Whilst wholly deserved, I can't help but think all the hubbub around Mandleson and Windsor is just a pound of flesh to satisfy the public. There were so many more people on the list, most of which we've never heard of, and will escape justice bc they're not famous enough

The Green Party vant to suck your blood and give it to immigrants BLEH 🦇 - Daily Mail

Happy bins out tonight to all who celebrate

When he dies I want it to be a Thatcher moment. I want to see Goodbye Earl shoot to the top of the Billboard 100 the same week.

See Reform use the words "Restore" and "Britain" in their announcements, as they try to swing the algorithm their way and away from Adolf Lowe's new party. All while simultaneously trying to hoover up Lowe's voter base by swinging further right

To this day I still do not know what a Hot Spot was not

Better Than Life has entered the chat

Ah the early 90s - a time when logos gave each letter of the name their own little rectangle background. It truly was the golden era of pastel greens & blues and serif fonts.

Really now, did you expect him to actually face consequences?

I’m so glad it’s not just me. There is way too much kink on this site. Not like “ooh here’s a whip, naughty ;) ” but like ”My daiper overflowed and I’ve shit the bed, unhhh“.

The Mick Taylor era (1969-74) was peak Rolling Stones and there is just no getting around that.

That sense of sheer panic when you hear the bin lorry collecting bins outside, even though you know for a fact you put the bins out last night

Just when you think the right have gone as far as is acceptable to go, they only find more extreme points to popularise. Like filtering shit, but disposing of the clean part and distilling it over and over to gain the purest fecal matter

Furious to report that staying off the socials despite the horrors really does improve your mental health

2026 basically

Me: Good morn.. Them: I'M JUST LOOKING I'M NOT BUYING Me:

If you take up two seats on the bus & sit in the aisle seat, you're an asshole. If there are two of you, you've barged in at the front of the queue, then proceed to take 4 seats by both sitting in the aisles of 2 rows, you're cunts.

Just saw that video of performative dancers, prancing about reenacting the killing of the two white folks by ICE in front of the Trump/Kennedy centre and I think I just crushed the bridge of my nose

Crépeybara #art #capybara #PancakeDay

Wash: walks in with a big H on his forehead

what is he selling

We're going to be launching a new part of our market stall this week and expanding into the stall next door Pray for mojo

"Let me be very clear about this..." [obfuscation intensifies]

Reminds me of this gem of a Douglas Adams quote comparing the BBC’s attitude toward producing a radio play of the HHGttG to Macbeth’s attitude toward murder.

Post an image you can hear

Oh I see Jim Ratcliffe's going with the "SO sOrRy YoU sNoWfLaKeS gOt OfFeNdEd By WoRdS" non-apology

I never watched Dawson's Creek, but man it bums me out to see that James Van Der Beek has died. I was working in TV when Dawson's started airing; that cast became so famous so fast... it feels not long ago at all and also so very long ago. Dude was only 48. That ain't old. Fuck cancer, y'all.

"I get these for 3 quid off TEMU" - some twat who decided to bend my ear about how expensive my (framed canvas) pictures were compared to the shit ones they get off that shitty website

Today's lunch was brought to you by the letter Kimbab

I hate to say it, but it's not going to all magically get better when it does happen

MiniMartn has been sick, running a fever for the last two days and I thought he'd still be getting over it today & didn't make him a packup to go to school. He's much better so not only do I not get a lie-in, I've got to rush round like a blu-arsed fly getting it (and me) ready

Thanks to this show, I am now unable to say the word "bat" without yelling it in the style of Matt Berry.

Why can't the humans just let the doggo live his best life?

Very fond of this Mr Hyde by Grickle, look at that lovely Mr Hyde face

"I'm not prepared to walk away" - someone who will be walking away soon.

Introduce Yourself With 5 Songs Blind Melon: Soul One Green Day: Jesus of Suburbia Alice in Chains: I Stay Away NKOTB: Hangin' Tough Jane's Addiction: Just Because

It's very sad that Bad Bunny & many other great latino artists won't ever get UK airtime because we 'won't listen to that foreign muck'

It must be exhausting having to keep dying on such tiny hills

"yes we accept cash. No, there's no fruit and veg or butcher in here because people decided to shop for their groceries in the supermarket instead so they went out of business" Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

Well that wasn't the worst Saturday trading but it was a damned close second.

I don't think that Nobuo Uematsu gets enough credit for the amazing music of the Final Fantasy series (he gets a lot bht it's not enough) and it's frankly criminal that not more of it has been orchestrated m.youtube.com/watch?v=D5uV...