I’ve treated myself to a blow dry at a posh salon today because it’s been a week & if I have to wash, dry & style my own hair today on top of everything else, I will lose my mind

I have such a soft spot for Eminem #totp

GWYNEDD, WHAT IN SWANSEA IS YOU DOING? #totp

In the absence of drugs, Mariah Carey’s music should be used for inducing medical comas. Just dross #totp

I remember trying to emulate the dress over trouser look at this time & my friend’s dad looking at me like I’d lost my mind #totp

This joyous optimism seems wildly naive in the year of our lord 2025 #totp

Ok this is a wholesome timeless banger #totp

The books my father read were mostly golfing memoirs #totp

Who was this even for? Because I was a kid when this shite came out & absolutely no one at my school was impressed by it #totp

I am having a right fucking day

At that stage of tiredness where everything’s funny. Tears to follow

Mr Gwd got in from work at half 3 so I had been awake since half 3 (not his fault obvs)

Gone off Mars have you aye

Get that fucking resignation tree up

There’s too much going on

Blindboy referred to how we’ve all been conditioned to argue online as ‘turn-based combat’ & I can’t get it out of my head. That’s exactly what it is. A pointless gamified system that no one ever really wins, designed to keep us all busy fighting each other rather than the actual enemy

Blocking most social media & news sites for my own wellbeing again

Evil nonce director aside, not enough has been said about what an annoying piece of shit film A Rainy Day in New York is. Everything about it is insufferable

I thought I had 2 more episodes of Heated Rivalry to go but I’ve just learned it ends on episode 6, which I watched yesterday

Pride of Britain award for this lad please

Oh wow who gives a shit?

Heated Rivalry is so lovely, well-written & nuanced that I don’t know what to do with myself

The Beautiful South are unforgivably shite #totp

It’s making me feel very poorly 🥲

After 39 years, I fear I have found a sport I actually like, & it’s ice hockey

I actually really like the bad weather, it makes me feel cosy

Well, at least Bitcoin’s on its arse

Does anyone else feel a huge sense of anger coursing through the collective public psyche that wasn’t really there before? Or am I just deluding myself that there may be some justice eventually because delusion is all we have now?

Good morning

Dickheads to a man on the commute this morning

Absolutely hilarious that Wales Online think that anyone’s going to pay to read their content

no new pictures. where are you at mentally.

Time for some relaxed Sunday viewing - David Fincher’s Zodiac

Really enjoyed the Cloverfield monster cameo in the Melania film, I didn’t realise they were friends

Musk becoming the richest & arguably most powerful man on earth only for even the lowest nonce to not want to be his friend

Imagine being so annoying & off-putting that even a cartoonishly evil mega-paedo with an actual nonce island brushes you off to his handler with this

Weird that the conspiracy nutters ended up being half-right after all

After almost 2 months of struggle, I’ve finally discovered how to style my fringe & the key the whole time was one (1) velcro roller & letting the rest do what it wants

Gorgeous scenes

Bridgerton is so back, I fear

Something very funny to me about funeral reception in all caps directly underneath “Fiesta! Menu”

Hats off to the woman watching Heated Rivalry on her phone at the station at 7.15 this morning. Real commitment to the horn that

I’m holding the fort for my entire team (there’s 2 of us) this week

Had some very sad family news. Get a text off one of my best pals of a handsome man hula-hooping in his pants. Life’s rich tapestry unfolds

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s twee signs at marches

Man twice my size tried to barge me out of the way on the train so I bodied him with my backpack

I don’t know how many more innocent people I can watch die on my phone before I lose my mind entirely