Who was this shit even for outside of the torturers in Guantanamo Bay #totp

Not me doing a small sob at that Baz Lurhmann song #totp

There he is, Anthony Paedodis #totp

Good old Feeder #totp

Some expense spared with those dancers’ outfits #totp

The curator should’ve given that boy a leathering for mucking about with that skull #totp

From the arse more like #totp

What is going on here #totp

[Gasolina if I was using it to sell a load of stolen tomato products] I’ve got a boot full of Napolina (Do you like Napolina?) I’ve got a car full of Napolina (Does yer ma want Napolina?)

I don’t remember this one at all #totp

Why are they all dressed like they’re going to a wake #totp

1000 clowns? No just one #totp

This is like if a hair fell off Beck’s balls & became sentient #totp

Who the fuck is this idiot #totp

I got up really early to go to an exercise class so I guess that makes me the protagonist of all mankind now

My fringe is finally long enough to clip back out of my face

Me: Brain, you’ve been a turd lately. You owe me some restitution Brain: what do you want Me: A fruity dream about Alexander Skarsgard Brain: best I can do is one about Milo Ventimiglia but you get constantly interrupted Me: ok that’ll work

I love Cloverfield so much. I wish they’d make a direct sequel 🥲

In absolutely amazing news, my oldest & best friend has finally left her arsehole boyfriend who’s treated her like shit for almost 20 years. I am thrilled for her

Saw this on Justeat last night. Something very funny to me about “make it warm cake”

Wonder if Andrew will make Victoria Hervey join him in prison, like a pharaoh taking his slaves along to the afterlife

Put that back immediately

The palace right now

Andrew being booked in at the station

Absolutely lovely news seeing that rancid old nonce getting arrested on his birthday

Just another day of me causing misery for the IT guy by making him fix my terrible laptop yet again

Was able to buy expensive shampoo & conditioner with my work points & then found a dress I wanted that was already on sale for £14 cheaper elsewhere

Furious to report that staying off the socials despite the horrors really does improve your mental health

Every day I’m reminded of how much I love Bill Paxton & how he had to tell James Cameron about 9/11 because he’d been cunting about on the ocean floor bothering the Titanic for days

I’ve treated myself to a blow dry at a posh salon today because it’s been a week & if I have to wash, dry & style my own hair today on top of everything else, I will lose my mind

I have such a soft spot for Eminem #totp

GWYNEDD, WHAT IN SWANSEA IS YOU DOING? #totp

In the absence of drugs, Mariah Carey’s music should be used for inducing medical comas. Just dross #totp

I remember trying to emulate the dress over trouser look at this time & my friend’s dad looking at me like I’d lost my mind #totp

This joyous optimism seems wildly naive in the year of our lord 2025 #totp

Ok this is a wholesome timeless banger #totp

The books my father read were mostly golfing memoirs #totp

Who was this even for? Because I was a kid when this shite came out & absolutely no one at my school was impressed by it #totp

I am having a right fucking day

At that stage of tiredness where everything’s funny. Tears to follow

Mr Gwd got in from work at half 3 so I had been awake since half 3 (not his fault obvs)

Gone off Mars have you aye

Get that fucking resignation tree up

There’s too much going on

Blindboy referred to how we’ve all been conditioned to argue online as ‘turn-based combat’ & I can’t get it out of my head. That’s exactly what it is. A pointless gamified system that no one ever really wins, designed to keep us all busy fighting each other rather than the actual enemy

Blocking most social media & news sites for my own wellbeing again

Evil nonce director aside, not enough has been said about what an annoying piece of shit film A Rainy Day in New York is. Everything about it is insufferable

I thought I had 2 more episodes of Heated Rivalry to go but I’ve just learned it ends on episode 6, which I watched yesterday

Pride of Britain award for this lad please