Apropos of nothing, intentionally shitty photoshop will always be better and funnier than any AI

Mixtape is a solid recommend, especially if you're 30+. It has a lot of technical issues, sadly, but the story is top notch and it's exactly the right size for the punch it delivers.

Post a meme made by you

I bet he softballed a lot of questions.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 15,1964

Pizza Dude's got thirty 'heckyeahs.'

It's like someone put James Lipton and the Lazytown guy into a particle collider and a grifter shot out, holding a copy of Dianetics.

artists, trans people, and people who post dog pics- please use alt text, i would love to share your treasures but won’t without it

Microsoft after your trial period is up: "Pay us $15-$100 a month for protection." "Protection from what?" "Protection for what we'll do to you if you don't pay us $15-$100 a month."

"The guy who didn't write Imagine and is sick of seeing it used in unity displays has decided Hey Jude is the most powerful political healing song of all time." There's your AI (Andy's Inept) summary. Odd that.

I firmly believe that if you helm a project that will cut some jobs by more than 40% so you can make your schlock entertainment, you should be stripped of your union membership and blacklisted from the industry

This is the silly YouTube stuff I miss in the days of vertical shorts and Crumplr Mattress ads.

“Why would me buying a house be a deterrent for a guy? Wouldn’t that be a positive? He went from seeming really nice to kind of aggressive. Like, ‘Good luck finding somebody as good as me when you’re Miss Independent.’” Men need so much help lmao, but they're also such men nobody wants to give it.

It really sucks how many men think about relationships this way. At no point does it occur to them to become someone who's wanted instead of needed. Manosphere influencers should get the Mussolini treatment.

I guess I'm extra frustrated because I can think up all these ideas of how to improve systems with all the data at our disposal, and I've always assumed The World Sucks because implementing those ideas was hard. Well, if it's supposedly so much easier to implement, why world still suck?

BREAKING: The Senate just voted not to advance an Iran War Powers Resolution 49-50. John Fetterman was the decisive vote against it. The resolution was intended to limit Trump's ability to wage war on Iran.

Watching Firefly as a Woman Hits Different

Good Lord. Not about like, existential crises and the horrors etc, just on a basic civics and societal level, this is one of the worst responses to anything. How absolutely horrid of that old bat.

The 'Go Away' screencap is my favorite. So this is a nice back pocket meme template.

This post got me labeled 'porn.' An actual artistic recreation of a real vase bought from a museum. Amazing.

This gritty reboot of 1996 sucks.

Oh yeah. I got that AntiAI label baby.... antiantiai .bsky .social is a real treat of a fuckstick.

Have you considered, Adriana, that you just don't like movies? I hate LinkedIn for a specific kind of anti-human rhetoric, and this is it in full force. 100% this person would LOVE to just tell a box to make watch-goo for their eyeholes with no art in it.

If you're a filmmaker, you know how much of Estonia's economy is based on outbidding for post and VFX. This feels like a sad, sick statement about how commoditized art has become. US production houses don't give a shit. They just want cheap*. *not for long!

Jason Collins, the NBA's first openly gay player who has served as a global ambassador for the sport, has died from brain cancer, his family said. He was 47 www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

This might be the most comic-accurate show of all time. I LOVED Archie.

Autistic conservatism: "I can't see why anyone would want to do it any way but this way." Autistic leftism:

I had someone shoot it over and I immediately fucking knew it was him. This fucking chud needs to accept he's forever persona non grata, and the current data stream is too fast for him to get too far into a new grift. who knows tho maybe this time he'll piss off someone rich.

We're almost to the part...where we all start to sizzle... now it's time for Gary Shandling's Apocalypse.

Ken "Whit" Whitman scamming people with AI is so on brand I just already assumed it was happening. Turns out, it is! This fucking conman should be in jail...

"Please let me finish being wrong, you dumb kids."

I used to do things people saw. Few people. But enough to scratch my approval itch. Now I don't do shit. I do some shit. Good shit. But until it's out, it's nothing. Anyway, Mario's got a pony problem and Luigi put his mom's house in hawk to cover a bad day. But you didn't hear that from me.

HiFi Rush! is such a masterful piece of art. Fun, great gameplay loop, amazing animation and story, top tier voice acting... it's just such a weird choice to shutter them. Anyway, I didn't buy it when MS owned them, but now that Krafton does, I picked it up. This moment after the test chamber:

Wat if...we held hands while making Hypercard adventure games?

What if Rip Torn, Jonathan Frakes, and Paul Williams all got drafted in to that Twins experiment instead of Arnold and Danny and decided to paint light?

StarFox will be the 6th or 7th game named StarFox in the StarFox series. Note, it's based on StarFox64. Not StarFox. Aileron rolls are still barrel rolls, at least. Take THAT, woke media.

On its third attempt tonight, Marblehead Town Meeting approved an “MBTA Communities–compliant” district largely centered on the 125-year-old Tedesco Country Club, meeting 3A requirements on paper while all but assuring no new housing would be built. This comment says it all.

Binaries are for loadlifters and moisture vaporators. Happy todayo de Mayo be with you always and also with you.

And don’t forget … still here.

@tylerfromtheinternet.com Neville's Corner vibes.

Thank you to everyone sending this. The answer is yes I see it & yes I’ll make a video about it once I read it all & think of smthng to say other than reading it line by line and cackling. The “he” to “she,” the “I’m glad you have restless legs,” the obvious “Claude delusion” joke, it’s all so good

BC folks... What's up with red light runners here? I've never seen so many anywhere else. Every light is basically an exercise in waiting after green because 50% of the time, someone will run the red. Not just left turns (there are very few protected lefts), every intersection...

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