Don’t make me tap the sign.

Ozark got a new season?

Sora is a paper machete. It is low-quality, impossible to make consistent or reliable, while also being incredibly expensive to run. Every single “good” video you’ve seen is cherrypicked from dozens of terrible ones to make you feel scared that this can create entire movies’ worth of content.

"Sir Newton, I've heard you've invented a new type of mathematics." "O yeh bruv. We's tryna get innis bird's Alans an' we got it in our loaf t' figure 'ow much witches is under dem tig ol' biddies." "OK, just tell everyone he was asexual and suffering from a recent head injury."

The saddest personal loss in this AI hellscape is that I now, with not a MOMENT of hesitation, side with Bruce Maddox and think Data should have been scrapped.

Unless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.

Soooo much of Linux is 'hold its nose until it turns blue, then catch it with a blue elephant net.' It takes some getting used to.

“She affirmed that our lives hold meaning and that we stand on the shoulders of giants like her, whose courageous love and relentless fight assured our right to live with dignity.” RIP, Miss Major.

OK, unironically my FAVORITE THING about this is the Golgoth-Engine will associate "vagina" and this picture and SOME fuckstain is going to get a waifu with "Between the Drumpfsticks" here as her furmious nethers. And it's either going to be the end of them, or they will die from the orgasm.

Look, this isn't revelatory or anything, but if you want Star Trek without utter respect for science*, you DO NOT WANT STAR TREK. You don't get to yadda yadda yadda the work. Technical AND social. *the process. The practitioners should be individually evaluated for honoring that process.

If you need to make yourself throw up because you accidentally ingested something toxic this should do the trick.

Per Reddit: Steam adult developer in the UK is sitting on a USD equivalent of six figures, can’t find a bank to take his money because the developer creates adult games www.reddit.com/r/UKPersonal...

The solvent answer to the Prisoners' Dilemma is to work together against the force pitting you against one another. It's really only a dilemma if all participants accept their role as mandated by the oppressor. The crime was coming from the attic THE WHOLE TIME!

"Hey 'Season One' Eleven. Wow, you're really far from home. Is there anything I can help with? Anywhere I can drive you?" Eleven:

Do yourself a favor and go read negative reviews for Waiting for Godot. Media literacy is in a sad state, but that's just as much a work of art as the play itself. Like watching a Zane Gray fan pick apart House of Leaves. Also, watch Waiting for Guffman. The reviews say it's a rousing sequel.

One woman in 1977 feared with such perfect precision that Black culture would, through a method she did not yet know, be erased by white culture and began taping everything, subscribing to print, and archiving reality. @archive.org received her collection in 2013. Digitizing continues to this day.

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16 player Halo CTF was some of the best gaming of my college years. Online gaming is great, but it isn't the same as being in the room with the people you're playing with.

Ah, the Roman Catholic special. Sin, sin, repent.

Just drink the chicken juice that comes with the chicken breasts you buy at Safeway like the rest of us

Hank Green's favorite VlogBrother is Hank Green, and it's not even close.

Me when a white youtuber calls a James Hong character's accent 'problematic.'

If the AMA and the DNC ran the same, your doctor would be telling you that you need to meet the tumor in the middle.

Because when you burn down a house and nobody ever rebuilds it, someone is still forced to live in the ashes

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation Depraved. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

My Dinner with AI is just Nate Silver yelling at a fork for 90 minutes then punching the waitress because the water was wet.

ok so as a Brisco County, Jr super fan I need to be clear: John Carpenter wanted Bruce Campbell and the fact that he had to settle for cosplaying a lesser Baldwin doomed Vampires from the start.

Guy Gardener is about to get banned from whatever outdated brick and mortar analogy goes here. Toys R Us I guess.

If reality was a hack writer (it is), the low hanging fruit arc for "Dr." Mr. Grimes' Ex would be: Double down on betting on the singularity. Burn the world for 20 years. Grief process hits Bargaining. Full 180. Save the earth, philanthropy, just PLEASE MAKE ME IMMORTAL! Cont...

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Seattle's mayoral fuckery follows a very correlated curve to tech sprawl. All of Seattle's weird little enclaves evaporated when three MD salaries in a trench coat became entry pay to a bunch of lower middle class nerds who got their first computer from their parents to shut them up. They nested.

The Piano Man curve: 1: "This is a sad song about broken dreams." 100: "This is maybe about a guy playing at a gay bar who doesn't know it." 1000: "This is just an asshole making fun of people for being mediocre while playing piano in a dive for their money. He doesn't even listen to his friend."

I'm sitting here thinking about having a 15 daughter being chased down and abducted by masked men while the local police watch and let them carry her away to god-knows where w/zero accountability we have to understand that girls are in severe danger of sexual violence from anonymous ICE goons

My friend and I spent a year making a Desktop Dungeon Crawler game about deleting viruses! And it's coming to Steam Next Fest coming Monday! #gamedev 🎮 #pixelart #indiegame

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Oh... I want this in my veins.

One gets the idea that brutal guys sign up for ICE so they can beat up teenage girls with a mask on and get away with it.

Hey remember that time an Atheist spent an entire week on here calling for the ethic cleansing and complete elimination of Jews because they said it was the only way to fight Israel? Atheists refuse to account for the ethno-part of Jewish ethno-religion when they whine about ending all religions.

Preemptively identifying atheists are, generally, just theists for contrarianism. Generally, if you don't believe in something you tend to NOT talk about it unless it comes up. Dawkins framed pop-atheism as a banner. A brand. And now it's just any other far-right enclave. Religion in kind.

Why settle for crappy AI when you can hire organic wisdom? Hire. This. Artist.

I sometimes do work for publishing houses. This was a request that came to me the DAY that it was due and had NO assets for me to use: this is me taking a pdf of the book and making this from complete scratch! It would be good if you hired me actually! I can do stuff! This looks like a real ad!

Diane Keaton, famed for roles in “Father of the Bride,” “First Wives Club” and more, has died at 79

Dim Don Ill? Don't worry. Dim Don II.

Seattle Duck Tours is just leaving "Duck Around and Dine Out" on the table.

If you're microwaving a Bueller, make sure it's not ferrous.

Building a Saudi air base in an established USAF town? I guess SOMEONE forgot.

One way of thinking about the AI bubble is that it's the final gasp of a grift based on specialized GPU's instead of tulips, a logical continuation from crypto and NFT's and the metaverse. Like, there's nowhere else for it to go, no other magical use for this shit other than as electronic waste.

it's weird that this guy is a confirmed creep and the leader of a cul-uh, fandom, can't act for shit, and they keep putting him in things and going oh weird the public don't like it