I don't like boxing, but I could watch Jake Paul have the steroids punched out of him all day.

Scale is bad. What lives in there is...more than. It is hatred of phantoms from long-dead meals. It is wroth manifest.

I think it should be illegal to name your subdivision after the wildlife you displaced to build mcmansions Bobolink Acres? Not anymore, you assholes, you made sure of that!

Dear Santa, Potentain't. Kthxbye.

Hey, we all know EXACTLY who needs to hear this, but: Getcher kids vax'd. Don't squander the gifts science has given us, you fucking buffoons.

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will

People do realize that the AI bubble *will* burst, even if it "succeeds," right? Trillions are tied up in it and the only way for one company to win is for the rest to fail. It's a giant poker game. And we are bankrolling EVERY player.

Scarcity is catnip to rich fucks.

Lost our JitB where I live and I miss the Sourdough Jack. So...Seattle SD rounds, sherry deglazed caramelized shallot, 1/4 lb 90/10 grassfed with 2 strips of Hempler's bacon finely diced inside, 2tbs shredded cheddar. Salt, pepper, onion powder. I made a Sourdough John-Fitzgerald. Mindblowing.

the venn diagram of pedocriminality advocates and transphobic commentariat is still a full circle huh funny how these things go

Oh you think you know disappointment? I heard 'The Concept of Love' and turned around to see Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing.

Checking the news every morning like

In keeping with unecessary censorship as required by the Department of Stop Yer Fucking Book Learnin' Nerds, please refer to the book as "Olivia N*zzi American C**t*."

The Amish Cart Racer fanbase is TRAGICALLY underserved. You could clean up developing one. If you were allowed to use a computer, anyway.

It's been my personal anecdotal experience that people who have gone no contact with a parent usually have done so for good reason, and that re-establishing contact on the parent's terms would do both parties more harm than good. defector.com/who-can-imag...

My biggest "GenX Brain" blindspot is thinking milk had a shelf life of a week. You can buy milk in August for Halloween now.

Multicam edits always end up looking like c. 1998 defrag screens.

"Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were killed by their son, Nick, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE."

"The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a ..... Oh, taking them away DOES work."

am i crazy for thinking if anyone in america tried this the story would end with the hero getting mistaken for a terrorist and getting shot by cops?

Final scene in Children of Men

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

I wonder if I will get banned for saying we should kill, I mean straight up murder, AI. Like chop it up with axes and melt it down in some sort of Walter White acid. Like eradicate it from the earth. Break all of its pieces and leave nothing left. Bury it in a deep grave and salt the earth.

All while AI, an actual treatise on loneliness, is coddled like it's not a half-formed, skull on the outside, screeching, frothing transporter mishap. Notice, they didn't blame sex work for loneliness before credits to a personal genie materialized. Just for mass shootings.

I was trying to figure out why David Ellison's face looked so familiar to me, and then I remembered...

OMG. He Whee'd in the pool. #ClairObscur #NotWhoo

A billionaire can't even do whatever their business does anymore. They can't park a car. The skills? Traits? Are all cheating a SYSTEM THAT ALLOWS IT. Good luck synergizing that wild dog eating your soft parts into a cross brand collab.

WETRANSFER? ET TU?!! I can't even recover files from over a month ago *by design* so what... you just wanna show me all the shit that your scripts deleted? WHY WASTE ANYTHING ON THIS?

"How are you holding up?" "I was diagnosed with Stage 4 Pagliacci's."

"YOU'RE GONNA DIE IN THERE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" (this is a quote, mods...calm down)

A century of Dick. Also, check out this silly man. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DfC...

Google sucks so bad that typing 'Seal pirate game sega genesis' doesn't bring up ANYTHING about this. A TRAVESTY en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Se...

youtube needs to label ai slop channels. it won't. but it needs to

BREAKING: Goebbels Newell jokes with Stephen Oldbert's skin suit about Half Reich III.

OMG, y'all are so weird falling for Luigi because he's so handsome. It's his resume that's got me swoonin' like a deb yooo tahnt with the vapahs.

The TSA has always been the 6th branch of the military - civilian pestering division. I just sort of already assumed this was happening. And more.

Me in 2010: "I use Windows because I don't want to have to run a bash script to change my background." Me in 2025: "Windows now requires unsafe powershell scripts to strip out all of the spyware, agentic bullshit, and in-built ad platforms to make it even slightly usable." <obiwan_anikan.gif>

A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them. theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...

A mathematical proof that God does not exist:

Netflix Employee James Gunn's best movie is still The Specials.

This morning, Disney announced a deal with OpenAI. Read more about the WGAW’s advocacy against the theft and exploitation of writers’ works by AI models: www.wga.org/contracts/kn...

I don't know how common this is, but I literally have one MOMENT in time that could change the entire world were I allowed to revisit it. Legitimately. One instant that could utterly Fringe the entire planet were I granted the ability to return to it. That's nuts. And utterly depressing.

I've met Bob Iger and he's a real piece of shit

Genuinely think we should make all gambling illegal and this should apply to the stock market and futures and derivatives and all the rest of that bullshit

Everybody Loves Lists! Classic Analog Sticks: 1000. N64 (post Mario Party) . . . 7. NeGcon 6. Dualshock 5. Dreamcast 4. OG Xbox/Dualshock 2 3. GameCube 2. N64 (brand new or brass bowl) 1. Sega Saturn 3D pad Hon. Mention: 1986 Subaru GL 10

Can recess end, please? The playground is full of bullies and I'd like to get back to class.