😂 What a headline 🤦😂😂

Donald Trump will be known as the first US president to have been a traitor to his nation, embracing Putin, attacking NATO and working on Moscow's behalf. He will also be known for his failed Iran war,for his massive corruption and for his role as an accomplice to Epstein and Maxwell -Alan Friedman

Your right, he is, Jordan

I'm not saying I'm stoned but I put the ice cream back in the fridge and I only realised because I went back for more ice cream.

Although the positive vibes on BlueSky are so refreshing, you don't have the time period of data to enjoy seeing someone's old tweets getting dug up and absolutely roasted.

Donald Trump's NY driver's license expired in 2020. Now ? The only thing he can now operate is a golf cart.

Imagine defending a senile pedo who thinks he's Christ. Nothing jars these people, not even child rape or fighting with the Pope. If they ever wake up, they're gonna be so ashamed.

There should be a maximum age after which you can't hold/run for public office. I personally think 70 is the last time you should run.

"Mr. President we just trained you on how to use your Emergency Military Command Console only yesterday. Don't you remember?" "You did? What does this big red button do?" [Presses].

If old people need to do a second driving test to continue driving in old age there definitely needs to be some better controls on having someone completely senile continue to be allowed to run a country.

Donald Trump is the only person in the world who doesn't realise that the expression "Is the Pope Catholic?" is a joke

best I can do is Breaking Dawn part 2 over a box of Redvolution paired with double-stuff oreos in front of a lava lamp in a doublewide during a lightning storm with the sound of domestic violence between the thunderclaps

@silverduke.bsky.social what do you have in your spud duke? 🤣🤣

Back from a relaxing week away at the top of Northumberland hills and a visit to the home of Uhtred of Bamburgh #BambughCastle

At least watching paint dry isn't this painful. #PSGvLFC #UCL

When will AI be so clever that it can filter out the sound of Mcmanaman

Kanye West trying to backtrack because he's getting cancelled. It wasn't a slip of the tongue mate. You planned, crafted, and released music praising Hitler and followed up with the swastika T shirts 🤦.

Not cutting my hair until Arsenal win a trophy.

Dog loves to ride: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Awwww/s/5R...

BREAKING: I must bring you the upsetting news that an Iranian missile has struck an Israeli sewage pipe, flooding a Tel Aviv district with shit. What did they ever do to deserve this?😭😭😭

Moulton: I’m not a child psychologist so I can’t understand the mind of Donald Trump.

So inspiring

Won’t someone think of the property developers?

Why hasn't everyone changed their profile pic to the Iranian flag 🤔😬

Scott Mills looks like another Nonce the BBC were happy to protect as long as it never got out

In this time of higher energy prices, please consider car sharing…

The orange crank starts a war & expects no retaliation.Then puts the onus of ceasing fire on the attacked & then threatens to attack the already attacked for not ceasing fire for a war that was started by him in the first place & no one has the balls to lock him in an asylum & throw away the key. 🤬

Nothing like 90 minutes of England to kill your Friday night 😴

Ben White scrapes through a draw by the white of his teeth.

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Street art in New Brighton near Liverpool in the UK but it is a message for humankind!!!

Playing your reserve keeper in league cup finals isn’t for everyone, it seems. ❤️

I want to scream.

Countries in active wars should not be hosting any international sporting events. Countries who are racially profiling their citizens should not be hosting any international sporting events. Countries who have voted for sexual offenders should not be hosting any international sporting events.

Sadly the twat running FIFA is a Maga twat, he just loves sucking up to the orange dictator. It just needs as many countries as possible to refuse to go to America

The Stock Market is absolutely crazy right now. The price of Silver went from mental highs to depressing lows in weeks.

Fifa should be stripping Trump of that pathetic World Peace prize award and rescheduling the world Cup to next year without them hosting it.

Wrist tape man has had more work in one night than the last 5 years.

That's more like the Liverpool we know.

Gonna be 30 minutes added time at this rate

Fuck me have they been wanking each other off all night? Give over with the wrist injuries #Galatasaray

Get him off the cunt.

Barcelona vs Arsenal in the Champions League semi-finals is going to be wild. Chocolate ice cream meets pile of bricks.