I’ve decided that I’ll only feature videos of Farage in my content with voice modification, like the BBC did with Sinn Fein in the 90s, to avoid giving them the oxygen of publicity or any illusion of credibility.

Not happy. Google won't load. 🤬

😂😂 Ibiza Final Boss

Somebody Feed Phil on Netflix is just my kind of show, apart from the fact that Phil is extremely irritating and excruciatingly unfunny. #Somebodyfeedphil

"Hands up if you've been accused of taking £1 million to thow an election and nobody doubts it for a second because it's just so you"

Finally watching #Yellowstone and it's really good as a drama but I can't help but wonder how a business that involves needing about 8 people to keep herding up a bunch of cows becomes so rich and powerful.

Definitely not buying this. The guy had a house full of models but wanted Zelda 🥴

We need to raise more taxes, they almost there!!!! 🥴🥴🥴

Arsenal have made an approach to sign Alex Jimanez.

Bournemouth definitely signed the next Adam Johnson 😬 #AlexJimanez

I mastered myself on many occasion 😂

Arsenal criticised for over celebrating. Sorry but what a sad over critical world we live where you can't even celebrate making a UCL final.

Don't be anyone's sex slave guys 😅

Audible definitely trolling here. The comments definitely didn't dissapoint either 😂

🚨Reform loses 10% of its councillors elected in May 2025! Of the 677 councillors elected last year, 74 have either resigned, walked away, defected, been expelled, or been suspended from the party — more than 10% of their total.

Once Salah goes there's not that many players left in the Premier League that consistently produce magical moments of skill and brilliance and score lots of goals. The game is far more about pressing and running.

Who’s Ronald McDonald? 🤣

Here I am doing my 'man of the people' act with a permanently full pint in the hope that everyone will forget that I'm actually a privately educated, rich, greedy, entitled, selfish, bone-idle, grifting gobshite.

Chelsea must have about 8 managers still on the payroll 🤦

😂 What a headline 🤦😂😂

Donald Trump will be known as the first US president to have been a traitor to his nation, embracing Putin, attacking NATO and working on Moscow's behalf. He will also be known for his failed Iran war,for his massive corruption and for his role as an accomplice to Epstein and Maxwell -Alan Friedman

Your right, he is, Jordan

I'm not saying I'm stoned but I put the ice cream back in the fridge and I only realised because I went back for more ice cream.

Although the positive vibes on BlueSky are so refreshing, you don't have the time period of data to enjoy seeing someone's old tweets getting dug up and absolutely roasted.

Donald Trump's NY driver's license expired in 2020. Now ? The only thing he can now operate is a golf cart.

Imagine defending a senile pedo who thinks he's Christ. Nothing jars these people, not even child rape or fighting with the Pope. If they ever wake up, they're gonna be so ashamed.

There should be a maximum age after which you can't hold/run for public office. I personally think 70 is the last time you should run.

"Mr. President we just trained you on how to use your Emergency Military Command Console only yesterday. Don't you remember?" "You did? What does this big red button do?" [Presses].

If old people need to do a second driving test to continue driving in old age there definitely needs to be some better controls on having someone completely senile continue to be allowed to run a country.

Donald Trump is the only person in the world who doesn't realise that the expression "Is the Pope Catholic?" is a joke

best I can do is Breaking Dawn part 2 over a box of Redvolution paired with double-stuff oreos in front of a lava lamp in a doublewide during a lightning storm with the sound of domestic violence between the thunderclaps

@silverduke.bsky.social what do you have in your spud duke? 🤣🤣

Back from a relaxing week away at the top of Northumberland hills and a visit to the home of Uhtred of Bamburgh #BambughCastle

At least watching paint dry isn't this painful. #PSGvLFC #UCL

When will AI be so clever that it can filter out the sound of Mcmanaman

Kanye West trying to backtrack because he's getting cancelled. It wasn't a slip of the tongue mate. You planned, crafted, and released music praising Hitler and followed up with the swastika T shirts 🤦.

Not cutting my hair until Arsenal win a trophy.

Dog loves to ride: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Awwww/s/5R...

BREAKING: I must bring you the upsetting news that an Iranian missile has struck an Israeli sewage pipe, flooding a Tel Aviv district with shit. What did they ever do to deserve this?😭😭😭

Moulton: I’m not a child psychologist so I can’t understand the mind of Donald Trump.

So inspiring