They're saying he fell into a bowl of grits at the Keebler treehouse

I was speaking with Mitch McConnell by phone for twenty minutes when he said, "hey, what's Lindsay Graham doing here?"

Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out!

lindsey graham won't see your jokes and memes because he got diarrhea and is in hell now, but someone writing an op-ed titled "the left's problem with manners" might. So make them really funny.

On the exact same day that Israeli Jewish settlers in the illegally occupied West Bank held a US Congressman at gunpoint with US made rifles, they also attacked a CNN news crew

CDC stopped monitoring parasite now causing explosive diarrhea across the country

One of those stories where you totally understand why it was rejected but also that's exactly why fiction as a capital market holds art back

Really disappointing that the MCU version gave us Jameson as an Alex Jones analogue in a single post credits scene and then never explored that any further. The PlayStation Spider Man games do more with that idea than the movies.

Alsalem has repeatedly, and very prominently, used her position to attack trans and non-binary individuals, often in a manner which has negatively impacted cis women who don't conform to stereotypes, and then used her position to legitimise her attacks. She is the epitome of "normalised bigot".

sorry but this is so fuckin funny set aside that Platner is not a democratic socialist...the argument here is that lots of people are voting for candidates with these policies, but 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 not tolerating candidates with abusive histories? damn, yeah, no, that's just humiliating, for sure for sure

These kinds of laws have an invisible ripple effect across the country. A good number of corporations will just change their policies instead of making a NYC-specific protocol. A lot of the consumer protections we have started in one state or big city.

It's about time we had a serious conversation regarding Bernie Sanders. For all the good he's done, he's part of the gerontocracy that refuses to step aside for newer, more in-touch candidates. He's not anti establishment. You cannot say that of a man who has been in office for 45yrs!

The lead attorney for the FCC calls for prosecution of Google — and much of the rest of the internet — for distribution of obscenity.

I think they might be onto something

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani announces click-to-cancel rule for NYC. This rule is aimed at guaranteeing New Yorkers can cancel subscriptions as easily as they sign up — and stopping corporations from trapping customers. This will save New Yorkers up to $162.5 million per year.

The number of now-canceled TikTok leftists who I chewed into and got blocked by months or years before their ultimate downfall is not large, but if I had a dollar for each of them, I could buy an ice cream.

early on in my transition before there were any noticable changes from HRT, i explained to one of my gamer friends that being on estrogen felt like getting the right drivers installed on a gaming PC. it actually made him understand super well and he said it was a good metaphor

Big tech continues to disrupt the status quo. We have officially made a new breakthrough: replacing TV with TV.

Mr. John Oliver please look at RAM prices so that parents will text their gamer sons and daughters “hey did you hear about these RAM prices” and we can all respond “yeah”

so ICE did a kavanaugh stop and murdered a man www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/u...

Of course, the law he signed doesn't use the word "pornography," it uses the phrase "material harmful to minors." Which the Missouri Attorney General said could apply to Pride merchandise at Target. It's not hard to see where this is going.

Missouri governor openly bragging that his state's onerous age-verification bill caused Pornhub to stop being accessible in the state. Censorship was always more important than safety.

“We’ve got a number of states that are passing this and you know what happens is the porn company then says, ‘We’re not going to do business in your state.’ Which of course is entirely what we were after. “We’d have a national ban on pornography if we could”

It really is wild, sad, bizarre, predictable. Not only is it not believable. It's no overstatement to say that when ICE says guy tried to run us over, tried to attack, threatened to shoot ... that's ICE for 'hey, our guys were pumped up and they shot the guy.'

On that note, I will say the fellas offering this contrarian position really have been the ones you most expect

In case anyone is wondering how I "clocked" Platner, it was the fact that he is a literal mercenary with a Nazi tattoo. Maybe keep that in your back pocket

In 20 years, we've gone from "Never EVER share any personal information on the internet" to "You gotta upload your driver's license if you want to do ANYTHING on the internet". It's just... Infuriating that because parents want to be lazy, we aren't allowed to have anonymous speech anymore.

You are in no way prepared for how long this thread is

an endorsement means the DSA mobilizes resources for a candidate and fully backs the campaign. they also require a chapter-wide supermajority vote. an endorsed candidate must adopt the DSA platform. a recommendation means the leadership has no opposing endorsement.

Story time 🍿 A woman named JM (Janette Marie Steedley) popped up in the Denver George Floyd protests in 2020. She had a totenkopf tattoo on her wrist, which she insisted was a "German skull" and that she didn't know what a totenkopf was. That was satisfactory to her new comrades.

every time, they lie every time, it was murder

bleak

We will like never know all the murders committed by maga. But we should be very loud about the murders we know.

The Platner story shows how political consultants should not parachute into a state and pick a candidate. There were a bunch of solid Democratic candidates in the state. Maybe the elites don’t know better than the people who actually live in the state?

Oh no I just remembered it's the last day to buy anything from the Steam summer sale and I'm not going to be home in time

Wild to watch liberal Democrats trying to wield Platner as a cudgel against the DSA, an organization which never endorsed him, all the while ignoring that his most influential endorsements came from establishment figures like Warren.

pretty much the bleakest fact about climate catastrophe is that any american who wants the best shot at survival is gonna have to move to the great lakes region

Busting all over that myth and then having post myth clarity

Previous administrations didn’t “send law enforcement to demand information from internet & social media companies” in the absence of an illegal act, EFF’s @aaronmackey.bsky.social told @washingtonpost.com. “The First Amendment protects people’s ability to essentially be jerks to public officials.”

doge is going to give everyone diarrhea. which would be funny if it didn't mean old people and babies will die.

every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

the best advice on basically everything

We cannot become inured to this. You are ethically obligated to summon your outrage no matter how tired you are of doing so without anything changing.

"I didn't think the guy who went to Iraq in order to (and I quote from his reddit account) 'kill some people' and who had a 'great experience' doing so was capable of being a rapist!" Well then you have never met a military guy and also I do not believe you.