the reason why fight club does not work is because for tyler to be cool be also must be correct. he is masculine and cool and idealized only as long as he has the answer. and for tyler to be correct he must have a worldview that actually amounts to anything. but he just says shit sucks and thats it

I WIN

hey. please, my, moots, unfollow @jheya.goodgirls.onl

"short tboys are so hot" not so hot betwixt the talons of a red-tailed hawk though, hm?... think before you speak .. now can someone please help me figure out how to get down from a pine tree im so fucking scared and these weird little chickens in a basket keep yelling at me

CYBERPUNK PROTAGONIST: Heh.. My name is Electronic Johnic

GOD! WHY IS THERE NO CHESS DOT COM APP BUT FOR GO. I JUST HAVE A PSYCHOSEXUAL THING FOR GRIDS OKAY

trans healthcare is not scary, it's not experimental. its well-established

the people’s dilbert issue #8

join my sandwich? join my sandwich? hi yes this here's peanut butter. oh y'all know each other? huh?? no no no don't be JEALOUS, you're like. 2 totally different skillsets! what? now you're blue?! goddamn cheer up barry i'm trying to make you a part of something REAL!

sources: air force one returned to base because president trump attempted to flush all of his clothes down the toilet. the press pool didn’t see the president board the replacement plane because staff had to dress him in reagan’s gray sweatpants that look like a long diaper

yes im muting you fucko

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

barrack ze obamhir

barrack obamher and michelle obamhim

watches Patlabor 2 once

I’m sorry but the galactic melting pot of coruscant is gonna have way better food than a planet populated by 98.5% space autistics

star trek street food is all healthy and topped with a lowfat parm crisp. star wars is like...if the seediest part of CDMX was in the worst part of Kowloon, under 30 levels of city. you know their extractor fan is CAKED in grease. the coruscant chow mein is probably toe-curlingly good

bet there's cantonese uncs of every variety in coruscant.

isnt it insane that there's a type of medicated shampoo for several conditions that's called T-Gel and it has nothing to do with testosterone. and the drug in it that it uses is COAL TAR

jellshit fishoid girl

They are ERASING our TRADITIONS

imagine a bass lap guitar

tomorrow i'm gonna go to the post office and get a bunch of free labels to put up around my college campus at 2 am with political shit on them

if they BUY Greenland idk how i can justify paying taxes

my friends love me

me

my incest simulator 3000 got a lot of penetration in it

would it be crazy to think trump is leaking text messages because actually someone else sent those messages and he's incoherent so they're pretending to be him

today i am calling the suicide hotline and having them not pick up the phone for now i believe. the 4th time in the past 2 months

get ready to meow mrow meowmeow buddy :3

oh is it the mail-order turkey baster again

oh yeah i ship a lot of fertilizers. due to all the women im fertilizing all over the country

the difference between a highbie and lowbie can be as little as 1 banger

turn on the tv mom any channel mom they detained an imperialist

yassifying myself (grooming my nails) (toe)

there are simple joys in life when you get older. like getting a gooseneck kettle and really enjoying the pouring experience when you make yourself tea

During the first seven years of Dachau, around 1 prisoner died per day on average. During the first ten days of 2026, 4 prisoners died in just the first 10 days across ICE detention centers in the US. At some point the media has to start calling these concentration camps.

(german dude in 1933) wow they cannot do this. it's illegal. we need to get this guy to not be the chancellor next election

the worst part about the college paper is that being in the leadership is 1/0% chosen by the previous leadership and the advisor. the new layout supervisor is that bitch who didnt even know how to resize an image to fit my crossword in on adobe indesign. i'm so over this lmao

not to be a fantasizer but i would destroy my life if i could be a careless whore for 5 days a week

oh this tea is fucking spicy cant wait to tell you all

any grown adult with a brain could've easily scrolled through Twitter in fucking 2011 and learned that there is shit that could be fixed but nooooo apparently everyone is only learning about the horrors just this moment and they all deserve to get to keep their positions of authority anyway

some dude just lost his cock and you're laughing

worst thing about vampires is that the cute girls can't go home snuggle up in a blanket and have some corn chex

walking around my house muttering "wife wolf pussy, wife wolf pussy,"

jade “the sock” johnson