crossfading on sleepiness and loving my wife, lost track of where i was but they found me lying in bed sleeping soundly tucked in warmly and dreaming sweet thoughts. last night was a bender

WAKE UP🥱 AND SMELL👃 THE BOYPUSSY😺😺😺 THIS ISNT YOUR MAMA'S RADIO STATION🎻🎻🎻 YOU'RE LISTENING TO... TBOY 108.4 FM 💋 THE ONLY STATION THAT PLAYS NOTHING BUT TBOY MOANS👄, MOANS👄, AND MORE MOANS👄. SO SIT BACK WHILE HE SITS ON IT💦💦💦, AND ENJOY. [lemon demon plays]

why the center of my ribcage feel like that

He was a skater frog

skinny women have nothing for you unless my wife becomes skinny then they do because she is everything to me

just ordered an amazing pride fit let's go gamers

despite my shameful addiction to scrolling on youtube shorts i can really say it for sure now it's been completely ruined. without the ability to dislike you cant choose which things you dont want in your algorithm so it gradually has become not my taste. all slop

WHAT IS BUTTERBURGER

@hulkfuckscar.top . i gotta change my pfp back to the cheese pussy. but i need to edit it slightly to make people not think im being a pussy

if the centre videotron ever gets occupied by a new hockey team quebec will raise up in my "would enjoy living there" to #3

white women have been here. you can tell by seeing the lesbian sisterfucking

any ny metro area oomfs?

slurping on the twin geek bars on her chest so that they lactate fat clouds with maximum efficiency. booberts

i had one of these last night and it changed my life. it changed my life. i need more. i need more. i need more. i need more.

SALTED FUCKING NUT ROLL!!!!!!!

tranny dr strangelove who has a globe shaped brain and the global north is cis and the global south is trans

manga

trans woman who wishes her cock was smaller so that she fit in with her friends

ewm this is weally fweakin shwimpin

i remember once seeing this youtube poop that all of a sudden had everyone start singing BUTT SEX BUTT SEX BBBBBB BUTT SEX

absalom absalom who gives a dicksolong

im killing myself

@applesinmypants.bsky.social please 😭😭 help me with transmission 191

Specialized Foot Warmer NTR Angles With A Married Woman! Get Busy Inside The Foot Warmer! Her Husband Is Right There, But She's Getting Her P*ssy Dripping Wet And So Juicy She's Spreading Cobwebs Of Cunt Juice! Cuckold Sex An Unfaithful Housewife Chiaki-san/Kana-san

the message from deep space question 191 is killing us

if you are still subscribed to the nyt in any way, even "just the games" or "just for the recipes" you are a bad person and no trans person should ever feel safe around you

apparently a glitch in the pharmacy website is giving me a refill of 5 whole vials of estrogen...

@orphanim.bsky.social today i was told for the first time that it isnt normal that people have told me all my life constantly even now that my surname "sounds jewish" and ask me if i'm jewish. my best guess is that this is a symptom of my hometown being antisemitic on a politically significant level

i would be so much more able to think and speak calmly if i could wear a straightjacket for fun

contrariwise to your dorkass buffoonery, if peradventure I was to buss down gecsual style wouldst a lobotomite my sullied soul suite?

puffing on the geek bar eating a few bites on the salted nut roll and sucking on her boobs

trans woman dr strangelove with a left hand that's a man

salted nut roll

i need the salted nut roll so bad i had one last night i need a giant box of these

i had one of these last night and it changed my life. it changed my life. i need more. i need more. i need more. i need more.

how functionally would talarico do anything different than beto wouldve? he seems to be a moderate fascist

you aren't writing if you can't come up with silly words. BITCHES dont even speak to me if you cant handle it when i pull out the words like niblick

new pfp

hermetic seal? more like I'll make her moan like a seal

i need help

Popping bubble wrap gives me an orgasm

i need srs

im such a repulsive bad friend

stop pretending you think I'm pretty i know I'm just a smooth coke bottle

i bet it feels so good for the dragonfly to fly

it makes me feel very happy to tell my friends that i care about them. i believe that i need to work on showing that i care rather than simply saying it repeatedly