Hooray I lost 6 lbs!!

Crack my head open like a watermelon and watch the juices flow

Popping bubble wrap gives me an orgasm

Got my head spinnin on that gouda while she be slurping on my cheddar

Putting cheddar on my caesar, all the other cheeses wanna be her

😌

This is the first AAA game to truly be unapologetic about their use of AI. They seem proud of it even. Now it's time for us to teach the industry a lesson and not play it. Make this game fail and we will be better for it. We stopped the NFT takeover. We can stop this too. Fuck this game.

Free the tip? No how about we start freeing the nip!

happy pride month ! let's all protect eachother ⚔︎

Foot Update: I can walk without the crutches! Still in the boot tho. I'm allowed to put as much weight as comfortable

Exhibit A: My Foot

Broke my foot after graduation yesterday Hairline fracture Yippee

I guess all the social media platform security people just don't understand sarcasm and joking around. Taking everything people say too seriously

Argh why does the sun have to start streaming through my window at 5:50, it's too bright for my sexy reading time

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

I think I'm in my phone too much so my brain shuts off the part of me that's dying inside

The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art) Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...

Bring back USAID! Maybe if we didn't allow our current administration to trash everything simply because they don't like what a program does or don't have the brain power to realize that their decisions impact more than just the USA, we'd be preventing thousands of preventable deaths by disease

I will say that if people reblogged and shared other people's arts, crafts, and creative endeavors even half as much as they reblogged/shared drama, complaining, or negative things the world would be a better place.

Daylight Savings needs to go the fuck away

I wish that I could be in control of my own weight distribution sometimes; like why isn't that a swappable human feature

Would you love me if I was a freak? If so how freaky are you willing to go

Awoooo

Softly walking along the quiet green, a gentle breeze blows, rustling through the trees. The green smoothly flows into pale white sand. Across the shimmering water, the moon reflects its light upon the quiet lull of the tide.

"Bound by blood with my heart in hand, I traveled far, found no end. As I sunk to my knees upon the damp ground, I cried but heard no sound. Looking up at the dark night sky, there was only one bright shining star that caught my eye.

Girly pop? Nah. Girly combust

How gay am I? Does non-binary demibisexual polyamorous answer your question?

Can't verify if my Google account is mine. So I guess my shit is gone

I put my status as "your son calls me mommy too" yesterday and a guy I haven't talked to in almost 2 years dmed me saying it was inappropriate 😭

Peak nighttime activity is to lay in bed listening to the most freaky audios imaginable while reading smut books like a wine aunt

I'm gonna try to be more active on my account but we'll see how it goes

Happy Trans Visibility Day!! 💛🖤💜 🩷🤍🩵

Gonna get my hair colored during April break!!

Bluesky needs better security features. There's so many spam/bot accounts. They need to implement a privating feature

I had to make a new account cause my original one got stolen. This is my only account.