About to watch the Super League grand final. Pigeon Detectives blasting away. That's how to bring 2 teams onto a pitch.

I try to put my past behind me, but every time I turn around, well, there's somebody there telling me who I am or where I've been #PoliceSquad

And just like that another one gone. John Lodge of the Moody Blues. A wonderful musician & a great bloke. RIP John 👏👏😢

Wonderful goal for NI there.

See that 'Unite The Kingdom' bollocks worked well with the England crowd & Welsh anthem.

Latest poll puts Greens just two points behind Labour. When I said we weren't here to be disappointed in Labour but to replace them, I meant it. Join us and let's make hope normal again. join.greenparty.org.uk

Salah definitely needs something to spark his genius off. Therefore I've dropped him from my fantasy team. That should do the trick. 🥴😜

More sloppy play leads to the goal.

Demba Ba & the sign on song. That's 2 marked off the Chelsea bingo card.

Fulham are weird. Last week 1-0 up, looking comfortable, lose 3-1 Tonight.....see above.

A song for the baseball play offs now on tnt. 🎵Ohhhhh Wankee Yankee...Wankee Wankee Wankee Wankee Yaaahhnnkeee🎵 Simple but succinct I feel.

I'd just come from the stockyards. We'd gotten reports that hundreds of cows had been senselessly slaughtered in the area. But I couldn't find any evidence. I stopped off for a hamburger and checked in with headquarters. #PoliceSquad

'A police spokesman said, we believe the suspect has fled abroad' @atw1062.bsky.social

In the current climate in the USA it must be hard for the American public to accept 12 foreigners are giving em a good fucking kicking.

The yellow card for Dewsbury-Hall was the fault of the Anfield stadium, as was only adding 3 mins. Not to be confused with Fergie time, which was real.

Having watched the NFL endzone for some years ive never seen 2 field goals blocked & returned for touchdowns within the space of 5 minutes.

Just think those geniuses Mourinho, Ten Haag & Amorin froze him out.

An opposition goal is always the cue for Jason Tindall to sit down.

FFS

'And it was right here Donald that the Queen signed off £9m of the taxpayers money to get your nonce mate out the shite'

Darren Fletchers man love for Simeone taking precedence in his commentary again. Thank fuck macmanaman isn't with him gushing about his coat.

Didn't realise Rick Wakemans still on the Villa coaching staff.

Full thanks to Ian Byrne MP for standing with the families from the #HJC days when he was just a lad on the kop Put his political career at risk by calling Labour out over this they even tried to deselect him

Bernadette Devlin, Belfast (1969)

Oh, for a life this simple and joyous

Ireland, Slovenia, Iceland, Spain, Netherlands, Belgium and Portugal are now all considering boycotting Eurovision unless Israel are removed. Like if they should. RT if Israel should be kicked out

Isaac Herzog arrives in the Uk today to meet Labour ministers He should be arrested for war crimes but Labour will be rolling out the red carpet instead. Starmer and his cronies have no fuckin shame I hope they are totally wiped out in the next election

Waiting for Prince Andrew to throw his full support behind the horrendous Mandelsen.

Just read the latest on that horrible bastard Coote. Hiding in plain sight under Webbs nose.

Aha my first pornbot on here just turned up. And blocked.

Waiting for Carlos Alcaraz to win & celebrate by giving his best Freddie Mercury impression & going 🎵DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-YOHHHHH🎵

Superb counterattack from Wigan RFL tbh.

It's right that Rayners gone but let's be honest there's not many that aren't bent across the board in this house if chancers @ukparliament.parliament.uk However strange how its managed to knock the odious rancid racist nazi twat Farage off the headlines. A cynic would think it was planned.

Looking forward to Arteta telling the world that although Liverpool scored, Arsenal had more corners and therefore were the real winners.

Can't wait until late Monday night and Liverpool announce a new centre forward. Then in walks Patrick Bamford 👍🥴

Half an hour of utter shite to get to this point. I could have watched the mancs penalty shoot out again.

The pied piper of the inbred and the brain dead.

Heaven & Hell

Ah bollocks

Here we go with the officials remembering who they're officiating.

Yet another manc B'Onana skin Oh hang on he's f'kin done it again 🤣🤣

🎶 Rupert, Rupert the Cunt ...🎶

What's wrong with that yard dog Burn

Got what we've deserved tbh.

'Hi Eddie, Simon here, I see you're taking joelinton off. Who do not want booking now he's gone' 'Ah Simon, Bruno please if that's ok' 'OK mate, done'

Weak from Kerkez there.

Thats a sending off. But it won't happen

Here's where Hooper gives Luis Diaz offside.

Bingo card Gordon- when does he hit the deck Joelinton - first foul

@skysportspl.bsky.social 'This is building into a rivalry' No it f'kin isn't, stop it.