making a ragu, will emulsify some of it later with spaghetti, I like the sound it makes when I deftly flick it back into the pan.

Alan Smith owns several cuck chairs

Alan Smith is desperate here

Come to the Shed and we'll welcome you, Wear your blue and see us through, Sing loud and clear until the game is done, Sing Chelsea, everyone.

“We can hear them singing in the Kop, Arsenal, we're here to steal, One listen to an amazing chant and we said wow, F**k off Liverpool, It's our song now!”

top red told yer so's make me wanna puke

couldn't be arsed

how much we gettin for Mo Salah?

“Janice can do whatever she wants to do, ya got it?!” Paqueta has the same vibes

what a tit

instant finish

pre-season bullshit excuse for firing it out the stadium

first club to leave early

spurs or Everton for the big fuck off boo

the twenny thousand that have left early have missed a screamer

David Moyes looks like he's haunted himself

even we don't walk out this early

narrow defeat Tomorrow and we'll still be ahead of em

Imagine the mistakes Pickford would If he played for a real club

shame we'll never get to see Pickford play for a big club

better goal difference now

I don't wanna jinx it but we are back above Everton. Mer-sey-side

horrific from Pickford

snigger

the noise when Everton get a corner is impressive

A generous dusting of Parmesan on a fennel heavy tray baked chicken

You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby You're gonna die

overnight oats with a massive dollop of nutella

And you know you need a bolt-cutter and every other Goddamn thing... Because everything with you is seeing, isn't it? Your primary sensory intake that makes your dream live is seeing... Reflections... Mirrors... Images... You've seen these films! Haven't you, my man?

pure hope you think he turns it around, raising our performance for the occasional game is a disgrace.

Takes a defender off for a striker who he doesn't rate. Desperate stuff. That aint tactics.

sack him

slot strips players of confidence, had enough of him

put konate in the fuckin bin

the fuck was he doin

expect us to win easily Tonight, not the same intensity as the prem

I'm never gonna stop

ordered a couple of corgi classics Today

Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage

The kids are alright

near the end I couldn't watch Brenden Rodgers interviews and I haven't watched a slot one for ages

I'm not calling for it but If he got sacked I wouldn't be remotely arsed