“I have in my hand a piece of filth by Paul McCartney & The Frog Chorus which contains the line ‘Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum’. I don’t want to hear about your nether regions Mr McCartney and I’m not playing this sh*t on my radio programme. Here’s Frankie Goes To Hollywood and Relax.” #TOTP

Sordid filth of the very first order. #totp

The best Power of Love. It's bloody glorious. #totp

George 😍😍😍 #totp

This is ART. Someone give the #LateLateToyShow producers a raise.

The lads and Keano #LateLateToyShow

Toy Show: This is Child 1 Ireland: I would die for Child 1 Toy Show: Goodbye Child 1. Now welcome Child 2 Ireland: Never mind, Child 1 is dead to me. I love Child 2 now. #Toyshow #LateLateToyShow

*Boner Hardon Father England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910

Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month

Just an utterly joyous bop from Wham #totp

Norwegian Foreign Minister: You get that social video for next week? Director of Social Media: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Even threw in “Glory Box”. FM: what

Altogether now.... #totp

The creeps, nonces and pervs wearing the peado goggles in public deserve to get their heads kicked in. It should be legalised, tbh.

Good. You just know he's a nonce or a pervy creep. He should be set ablaze.

In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.

24 carat banger from Nik. #totp

The superior Howard Jones. #totp

Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997

A very good evening to John Taylor. #totp

Actual working class people reacting to Lord Maurice Glasman ranting about My Beloved Working Class:

This one has the angle better

There are a lot of really horrific examples of “it can always get worse” in world history but I find Sepp Blatter to Gianni Infantino hits just the right note of bleak whimsy.

'We asked 100 people to name a famous sexual predator?....Our survey said..'

Companion of the Bath

I don’t get how Jenrick can actually believe that we should shrink the population and then start making more of our own things from pots and pans to what iPhones? How does he think that happens?

Ah well. Choice of Die Hard on Film 4 and For A Few Dollars More on ITV4 at 9.

FINE. I’ll do it myself then. #totp

Like a very diluted glass of TLC. #TOTP

THATS ENOUGH SNOOKER.... #TOTP

Finally

Bluesky should sue bbc4 for lack of bantz #totp

FFS, the 1982 episode looked great but no, bloody snooker. #totp

The US is an absolute shithole and we have to witness the greatest tournament on earth be ruined by Infantino's obsession with those nonce protecting, inbred morons.

17yo Farage bullying a 9yo. With this and the yelling in assembly about pupils called Patel thing, I see why he minds the coverage. It’s not the racism, which he can bluster. It’s the cringe. He was cringe and weird at school. His “friends” probably shrank away from him when he did this stuff.

No one ever: "What if murder-Zippy...but 2D?"

The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.

Thoroughly enjoying the draw for the 1998 World Cup

On the plus side, Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox are probably in their respective homes cackling their arses off #WorldCupDraw

If Turkiye get through, you ain't even winning the group.

Bielsa is already watching a video of a Cape Verde U21s game from 1981.

Interesting this latest Farage revelation. An 18 year old boy would spot a 9 year old Nigerian boy and tell him 'the way back to Africa' and then seek him out repeatedly to repeat the same racist humiliation...to a boy half his age! That is not 'banter'. It's vicious, racist bullying.

Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching this World Cup Draw

I’m enjoying how fed up the bbc live page is starting to sound

Zombies clawing the skin off a grapefruit.