How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me

for all the flapping about Uncommitted during the primary it has always been the Blue Dog centrist types who are most disloyal to the party

thank goodness i only take generic acetaminophen

tired: factorio changelog inspired:

#GrokJustToldMe study hard

orioles should rest their starters for the tb series. start position players all 3 games, and rest up to eliminate the yankees.

@ all nfl announcers

gonna open every meeting with this from now on

gm

I crashed my Scion

Faith-based investment

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

If you say “inshallah” your Anti-Americanism is showing THE END

(pipsqueak virgin voice) ad hominem

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

LiveAI demo fails on the first prompt at Meta Connect 2025. #Meta #AI #LiveAI

happy #WizardWednesday

This sold for 425 ETH. $1.59M

one of the best to ever do it. the Michael Jordan of getting sick.

Krauser Domani sidecar motorcycle (1988)

BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

If I were to start living más, I would not tell anyone. But there would be signs.

I know it's easy to give up on a day like this, but just remember: Chuck Schumer is out there Monday to Thursday, literally a couple of hours each day, making sure your healthcare bills are partially subsidized for a slightly longer window than previously anticipated

This guy spent his entire life online and the authorities haven't released one detail about his online activities. Now why is that?

Awesome bogdanthegeek.github.io/blog/project...

US President back-pedalling furiously after his administration treated some innocent hard-working Koreans like they were innocent hard-working Latinos.

camus: one must imagine sisyphus happy me: dude what camus (cocking pistol): i SAID,

INTERVIEWER: can you give an example of when you successfully executed a plan 
ME: i had a gummie hit as the roller coaster was going up the first incline 
INTERVIEWER: holy shit you’re hired

Fellas, is it out of pocket to frolic?

I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never. Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.

The right wing memory hole is pretty full this week.

add KC and that's bingo

Some real Gilded Age stuff going on: Trump says Union Pacific's president urged him to send troops into Memphis, St. Louis, and Chicago, which are all important interchange points between UP and Norfolk Southern, the railroad UP is attempting to buy out

I am having a hard time reconciling "Charlie Kirk was a fierce advocate of open dialogue and free expression" with "we must identify and persecute everyone who is insufficiently mournful"

we live in some times

The New York Times obituary of Charlie Kirk says he "claimed to have visited the White House about 100 times during the first Trump term." It also says he "had little connection to, or respect for, the Republican establishment." DONALD TRUMP *IS* THE REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT, YOU IDIOTS.

mike lee allegedly went to law school and passed the bar. aside from stephen king's claim being true, a dead person's estate can't sue for defamation, on account of the fact that a dead person can't suffer an injury to their reputation, because they are dead.

The evil that men do lives after them