Representing the champs at work.

The perfect organism does exist and it is the hippopotamus.

Do you know how nice it is to be a fan of something and exist on the periphery of that product rather than wallow in the mud of drama that comes from such a large gathering of takes and opinions and such? It's lovely. I stay in my lane.

Wild to remember there was a tv show called X-Play that pretended to be a video game show when in fact it was just 30 minutes of being racist as fuck to Asian people.

9 years.

The perfect organism does exist and it is the hippopotamus.

Are the two american messengers of god dead yet.

Fuck this humidity.

Yeah

Do you know how nice it is to be a fan of something and exist on the periphery of that product rather than wallow in the mud of drama that comes from such a large gathering of takes and opinions and such? It's lovely. I stay in my lane.

A guard of honour??? Madness.

Leaving the house wearing my Arsenal shirt today. Aura.

Mission objectives: - go see the man out back - find out why HE'S DOING THIS - consume Winkies breakfast

Yeah

And the rain was purple.

If I said what I want to say about this I'd probably be arrested.

🎶 and the wreck of you, is the death of you all 🎶

So we got a whole ass vore movie coming out this year huh.

Man it feels good to drop a show at its peak and never jump back in. Unrelated gif of The Boys below

It's very funny that Absolute Batman is a product of everyone fucking hates billionaires now to a level heretofore unseen.

I hear Grogu gets put in an industrial vat of acid in the new movie.

I don't know anyone who has the longevity as a meme like Limmy has. Outlier. Maverick. Renegade.

Hm. A pigeon.

Did last night really happen. It did. Good.

car gas bad for helth

It's already been five years since Kentaro Miura passed away. Ow.

I'm so happy.

We did it. 22 years.

CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!

Warning: Arsenal could win the league tonight. DEFCON 1 apologies in advance.

There are a surprising amount of hippo-themed birthday cards.

If a DC bible exists there will be a passage in there requiring all depictions of Nightwing to feature a fat dumpy.

Centerpoint of this comic for @angelbreel.bsky.social (part 3/4) I’m really proud of the lights and the angle 🥰 Collarless version in the comments

Squeeze in if you can, left leg right leg. They call it walking.

Worcestershire Sauce crisps my beloved.

I eat this puppy alive and then touch myself.

That's that Matress Man.

the big 3

I gotta stay awake for 5 more minutes to post something dumb at midnight.

Am I intimidating? 🦛

Results from this Saturday's raffle commission stream! (3/3) RJ acting all casual like he doesn't have a massive dumpy on display. Character belongs to @extremenyoom.bsky.social

You ever heard about hippos? Phew, fuck man they're sick.

So far: Torture.

This right here is my favorite thing ever in the history of forever. I think about this every day, I think about this all night long.

Advanced warning: I'm going to be posting about football at 8pm BST. Apologies.

You ever heard about hippos? Phew, fuck man they're sick.